I just saw something that blew me away

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My girlfriend and I just came back from a show at the local indian casino here. It was a man named Mike Albert who performs a tribute to Elvis (an Elvis impersonator). Ok, how can I describe this. First of all, he looks almost exactly like the King. http://www.rosscountyfair.com/mikealbert.htm
Look at that pic and tell me that he doesn't.

He looks like Jay Leno with a wig.