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[Peregrin Toker]

These news simply make me want to go "EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!"

[Slartibartfast]

wtf everytime i click on the link it kicks me back to my desktop what the hell gives??

There's JAVA in that page.

I was eating an apple when I read that story. Yum, tastes good.

[HemlockGrey]

He is still having trouble speaking, but doctors said a minor operation later would restore his voice.

He should quit while he's ahead.

[kojikun]

Sorry, but this story is bullshit. Your jugulars are on either side of your neck, and go right up where your jaw connects to your skull. further down they go around the front. its impossible to miss them unless somehow the implement went in like a spoon almost and cut a select shape right past all the vitals.

Theres a REASON cutting someones throat will kill them, and that doesnt even go as far as "cutting someones head of" does. Sorry, this story is bullshit. BTW, how did he drive if his eyes were dangling out? Or breath, given the profuse bleeding? He'd have drowned on his own blood. No, there are too many things that would have killed him.

[Shinova]

Sorry, but this story is bullshit. Your jugulars are on either side of your neck, and go right up where your jaw connects to your skull. further down they go around the front. its impossible to miss them unless somehow the implement went in like a spoon almost and cut a select shape right past all the vitals.

Read the story. He got cut by iron RODS, not blades.

[LT.Hit-Man]

I say this the guys mentioned in this post are some though hombiers at lest they kept there screwed on and did what they had to do to live.
If this does not porve to anyone that there's some higher power that watching out for us poor mortals then I don't know what would.