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Posted: 2003-07-27 05:48pm
by Gil Hamilton
More suggestions:
The Preperation H Knight
The Expensive Whale Prop Knight
The Staring Contest Knight
The Knight of the Year 2000
The Bill "Nee-HAW!" Clinton Knight
Andy's Little Sister
Posted: 2003-07-27 06:07pm
by aphexmonster
If rectal pain has got you leer ....
raymonds here .... raymonds here
Posted: 2003-07-27 07:10pm
by Darth Fanboy
aphexmonster wrote:If rectal pain has got you leer ....
raymonds here .... raymonds here
Raymonds here to help, ooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: 2003-07-27 07:12pm
by Darth Fanboy
observer_20000 wrote:I want in!
Can I be "If They Mated Knight"?
I dub thee, "If They Mated Knight"
Posted: 2003-07-27 07:17pm
by Darth Fanboy
johnmarkley wrote:Got my title. Sweet.
GET YOUR TITLE IN CYAN! I am petitioning the united nations to change the color Cyan to "Conan Blue" And I suggest all you all refer to the color Cyan as "Conan Blue"
Also, you may also refer to Conan as "His Grace" in more formal situations, though Conan works just fine also.
Posted: 2003-07-27 09:23pm
by Dillon
Darth Fanboy wrote:observer_20000 wrote:I want in!
Can I be "If They Mated Knight"?
I dub thee, "If They Mated Knight"
Ok, sorry, I PMed you with the request before I saw that, so ignore the PM.
Posted: 2003-07-27 09:35pm
by Dillon
Is it okay if I put it in my sig banner like this instead of the the text at the end of my sig?
Posted: 2003-07-27 09:38pm
by Gil Hamilton
Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."
Posted: 2003-07-27 10:00pm
by Dillon
Gil Hamilton wrote:Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."
ROFLMAO!
Oh lord, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Posted: 2003-07-27 10:42pm
by SeebianWurm
I can't believe you all forgot the Coked-Up-Werewolf.
Posted: 2003-07-28 02:50am
by Gil Hamilton
And Little Jay Leno for that matter. Or the Drowned Redneck.
Posted: 2003-07-28 03:22am
by Macross
I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?
Posted: 2003-07-28 03:50am
by Darth Fanboy
Macross wrote:I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?
Already Taken,
I dub thee, "SAT Analogy Knight of the Late Knights"
Posted: 2003-07-28 01:56pm
by StarshipTitanic
Can I be Joel's Late at Night Knight?
Posted: 2003-07-28 02:21pm
by Col. Crackpot
SeebianWurm wrote:I can't believe you all forgot the Coked-Up-Werewolf.
damn you!
Posted: 2003-07-28 02:54pm
by Crazy Goji
Can I change to La Bamba? If not that's fine with me.
Posted: 2003-07-28 04:52pm
by Macross
Darth Fanboy wrote:Macross wrote:I love Conan! Can I be Knight of the Year 2000?
Already Taken,
I dub thee, "SAT Analogy Knight of the Late Knights"
Ok, that works.
More suggestions:
The Knight of Joel Goddards Male Asian Prostitute
The Knight of Joel Goddards Announcing Booth
The Knight For Me to Poop On.
Posted: 2003-07-28 05:38pm
by Darth Fanboy
Insult comic knight has been taken, so I doubt we'll see too many more Triumph references until our ranks swell to cover the entire board.
Thats right SDNet! The Late Knights are taking over.
The Word of Conan the Prophet isexalted by his will four times daily. Twice on Comedy Central, Twice on NBC, and if you have Direct TV with the east and west coast NBCs AND you live in the central time zone. Then theoretically you could watch Conan 8 times a day. Which is like church in your own home, whenever you want it, plus the prayers are answered at about the same 50/50 rate.
AHAHAHAHHAhahAHHAHAHAH
Posted: 2003-07-28 05:46pm
by Crazy Goji
observer_20000 wrote:Gil Hamilton wrote:Heh, that banner seems to be posing the question "If Darth Vader and Galactus mated..."
ROFLMAO!
Oh lord, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I think he might look something like Turkish Darth Vader:
Posted: 2003-07-28 07:19pm
by Enigma
HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*
Posted: 2003-07-28 07:24pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Enigma wrote:HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*
Pssh! What are you? A Leno fan? Lettermen? ...Kilborn?
Your talk-show hosts are lacking in the ways of comedy! Only Conan and Jon Stewart can save us from a humorless world now. In fact, if Jon and Conan made a show together...
*swirly flashback/what if? screen wipe*
JON: In the news today it appears President Bush is still--
TRIUMPH: Good enough for me to poop on!
*screen wipe to present*
Ah yes, that would be the life for me. Regardless, as the judicial arm of the Late Knights of Conan O'Brien, I find you GUITY of conspiracy to kill a Late Knight, and sentence you to exile on the MOON!
Posted: 2003-07-28 08:13pm
by StarshipTitanic
I don't want to PM you, Fanboy, so answer me here!
Posted: 2003-07-28 09:08pm
by Enigma
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Enigma wrote:HAH! Bow down to me! The Slayer of Conan's Knights! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cough**cough**fart*
Pssh! What are you? A Leno fan? Lettermen? ...Kilborn?
Your talk-show hosts are lacking in the ways of comedy! Only Conan and Jon Stewart can save us from a humorless world now. In fact, if Jon and Conan made a show together...
<snip>
Ah yes, that would be the life for me. Regardless, as the judicial arm of the Late Knights of Conan O'Brien, I find you GUITY of conspiracy to kill a Late Knight, and sentence you to exile on the MOON!
Hah! I am a Jon Stewart fan! Try to send me to the moon and I will unleash my army of Lewis Black troopers!
Posted: 2003-07-28 09:27pm
by Crazy Goji
Dude, I want an army of Lewis Blacks.
Posted: 2003-07-28 09:29pm
by Enigma
Crazy Goji wrote:Dude, I want an army of Lewis Blacks.
Then renounce you evil Conan ways!