) and a black. The contest involved a spelling test, and the MC asked each in turn to spell before. The Italian said, "B-E-F-O-E'.The Pole said 'B-E-F-O.'
The black said 'B-E-F-O-R-E'.
Lights flashed and buzzers sounded as the MC congratulated the black contestant. 'Now for the $10,000 grand prize', he announced, 'use before in a sentence.'
A few moments of strained silence went by until the black guy blurted out, 'Two and two be fo.'
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My bike.
What's dumber than four Italians trying to build a house underwater?
Six Irishmen trying to lay the foundation.
How do Germans tie thier shoes?
In little Nazis.
What do you call birth control pills in Italy?
Wop stoppers.
What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in your bathtub?
Throw in your laundry.
What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
Where's the beef?
How do you catch a unique rabit?
U-nique up on it.
This one is for myself and any other southerner on the boards
Southern Politician: 'I have nothing against blacks; I think everyone should own one.'
Alright, some of those were just fucked up jokes. I hope everyone enjoyed. I have a SHIT load more. So if you wanna hear em let me know.