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CommandoJoe,

Perhaps you haven't been in an extended realtionship before.

You see women are horny devils, just as much as men. They want hardcore porn too, bnut want to mantain their female dignity. So they wait until you are screwing for a while, and things get a bit more predictable. then they start wanting the romantic sex flicks, than they go for the not so romantic sex flick, and then they go for soft porn, and finnally they want hardcore porn.

College girls are a bit different, they typically go right for your porn stash, when they are pretneding to help clean your room. they know its there, they just want to get to watch it.

Cool girls, are just natural about it, and may have some of their own.

depends really.....

I don't even get turned on watching the mechanics. It's pretty disgusting actually. I like watching the woman herself. lol

I think you may be a lesbian

Eh...a lesbian trapped inside a man's body? lol

a shemale?

Ok....this is going too far...let's stop now, thank you.

gotcha!

Too ugly? In an industry where Ron Jeremy is a major star?

Roger Ebert theorized that Ron Jeremy is popular because any guy watching a porno with him in it can think to himself, "I'll bet she'd fuck me over him any day."

Well of course they would. They are in pornos. They will have sex with ANYONE.

Your Comment about it reminded me of a lesbo college I visited once where my gf was studying.

The entire college was lesbian?? I didn't think it was possible. lol

Yah doesn't seem possible, but yah it was all girl, and there were no guys, so lesbianism was all the rage to deal with thier urges I suppose. If a guy came along like me, "Oh wait, lets go play some pool, or play strip poker"

"sorry girls, its valentines day, and I want to spend it nuzzled between my girls tits"

freaking rediculous. 1 girl introduced herself as the "chairwoman of the crew teams hetereosexual comittee". Her pointed way of saying she was the only girl who needed the attnention of man, or at least admitted it.

Then there was the lesbian sex party I was invited to along the way. "You know I am guy and all" I wolud say, "don't be shy, broaden your horizons" while she proceeding to storke her gf's breast. All this happened on the way to a short Vday party for girls who had bf's. like 5 minute walk.

anyways, I heard that "I like the body, but the mechanics thing" ohh i would say about 50 times that night, before bending over tying to flash her tits or something. women are so competitive and vicous to eachother. There I am slow dancing with my gf in a rec room to the "temptations" and girls fresh from watching Zena would stand there and stare, and lick their lips while my gf's back was to em.

Its a cool thing to think about, but I am romantic, and I don't go for that crap anymore. Besides I don't like hipocrits. Be who you are.

I'm confused beyond...well I'm just confused, damnit!

salm wrote:Would you?

No. Ask me in a minute.

::Minute passes::

Hell no. Ask me in an hour.

::An hour passes.::

Not only no, but hell no. They'd have to pay people to get copies of any porno I'd star in.

RedImperator wrote:Too ugly? In an industry where Ron Jeremy is a major star?

Ron Jeremy can get work in "raincoater videos" where nobody gives a shit about the guys' appearance. However, for those of us who watch porn with our women, the presence of Ron Jeremy and other ugly-ass dudes is unacceptable.

Yeah, I'd do it.

Though from what I understand it wouldn't be easy...

Yeah, I'd do it. I wouldn't make a career out of it or anything. Maybe one or two at the most.

NO. You would the only human (and I use the term lightly) that would be in any barnyard production!

I'd star in a snuff film with you Arminius. I get the shot gun and you get strapped to the chair.

You are making the assumption that the *chair* that you are *strapped* to is;

Outside, near a lake.

The restraints are weak.

Believe me, both of these assumptions are wrong.

ConCession Accepted.

You have a strange fascination with turtles. Are you cheating on your donkey for a turtle?

I suspect it's because the donkey does not believe itself to be Arminius' equal, rather his master.
This bruises Arminius' ego because he can't even dominate a donkey, so he may be looking for something easier, like a turtle.
He probably won't succeed.

Er...where's Arminius? Was his post(s?) deleted or something?