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Posted: 2003-08-04 09:13pm
by weemadando
RogueIce wrote:Crayz9000 wrote:Myself... Major Asshole
Of course you are...but who're you playing?
j/k
Hm...SDNet in Blazing Saddles:
Damn, I wish I could remember all the names! :x
Phong - Bart
Chuck - Jim aka The Waco Kid
Dalton - Hedey Lamarr
Wong - Governor LaPedamaine
Shep - Mongo
RayCav - Taggart
Baron - The Crusty Johnson
Members - Random other Johnsons
Posted: 2003-08-04 09:14pm
by Montcalm
weemadando wrote:RogueIce wrote:Crayz9000 wrote:Myself... Major Asshole
Of course you are...but who're you playing?
j/k
Hm...SDNet in Blazing Saddles:
Damn, I wish I could remember all the names!
Phong - Bart
Chuck - Jim aka The Waco Kid
Dalton - Hedey Lamarr(Hedley Lamarr)
Wong - Governor LaPedamaine
Shep - Mongo
RayCav - Taggart
Baron - The Crusty Johnson
Members - Random other Johnsons
Posted: 2003-08-04 09:17pm
by Wicked Pilot
I call Hornet driver on the Rock, and Wedge Antilles on the various Star Wars cast list.
Posted: 2003-08-05 03:27am
by The Yosemite Bear
Ok, treading on my territory...
ok
Apacalypse Now Redux (SDN Version (The ASVS version has already been done)
Sheppard: Kurtz
R. Cormen: Dalton
Lucas: Poe
CIA Suit: Me
Williard: Sjunner
"Chef" Hicks: Fanboy
Lance Johnson: Olrik
Mr. Clean: Hemlock
Chief Phillips: Darth Wong
1st of the 9th Col: We mad Ando
The Rest of 1st of the 9th: The Aussie Denizens
The USO announcer: Rob Wilson
The Playmates: IB, Zaia, and Kelly
Cptn. Colby: Lt. Hitman
Photo Journelist: Chris O'Farrel
Various Trolls: The heads on the docks
Posted: 2003-08-05 03:30am
by InnerBrat
Frank Hipper wrote:innerbrat wrote:Frank Hipper as Dr Everett V. Scott (A Rival Scientist)
Hey! Where's my fucking neck?????
No, that's the Criminologist.
Yes, that's right, Dalton. How'd you guess?
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:21am
by Stuart Mackey
Hmm all this reminds me of something similar done on ASVS a couple of years ago...
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:27am
by Darth Fanboy
Boogie Nights:
Dirk Diggler- myself
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:31am
by SPOOFE
Quills, starring my humble self as the Marquis de Sade.
I don't really care who else is cast, though...
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:32am
by Dalton
Let's see...
Alex Moon wrote:Dalton...Gorilla
Ook.
Crayz9000 wrote:Dalton... Barfolomew (Barf)
Didn't know that you saw me that way, douchebag
The Yosemite Bear wrote:R. Cormen: Dalton
Who?
Rye wrote:Dalton - Treebeard
Rock on.
weemadando wrote:Dalton - Hedey Lamarr
That's HEDLEY!
innerbrat wrote:Yes, that's right, Dalton. How'd you guess?
He's the only fat bastard in the film
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:54am
by The Yosemite Bear
The two generals and the CIA dude.
The First is named after Roger Corman (Friend of Coppela), the Second is named after Coppela's Protege (Lucas) Charcakter is called Luke Lucas.
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:19am
by InnerBrat
Dalton wrote:innerbrat wrote:Yes, that's right, Dalton. How'd you guess?
He's the only fat bastard in the film
He also gets to ride a shopping trolley made up to look like a motorcycle, sing about how much he loves Rock N Roll and have randy fun with Zaia.
Plus, he dies ever so Rock.
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:27am
by Darth Fanboy
Dalton would make a good Farva in Super Troopers.
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:33am
by Dalton
innerbrat wrote:He also gets to ride a shopping trolley made up to look like a motorcycle, sing about how much he loves Rock N Roll and have randy fun with Zaia.
Okay, I'm sold.
innerbrat wrote:Plus, he dies ever so Rock.
Wasn't he already a zombie?
Darth Fanboy wrote:Dalton would make a good Farva in Super Troopers.
Fuck you SO much!
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:34am
by InnerBrat
Dalton wrote:innerbrat wrote:He also gets to ride a shopping trolley made up to look like a motorcycle, sing about how much he loves Rock N Roll and have randy fun with Zaia.
Okay, I'm sold.
innerbrat wrote:Plus, he dies ever so Rock.
Wasn't he already a zombie?
Not really, he'd just had a lobotomy.
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:39am
by The Yosemite Bear
I could think of a few others...
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:41am
by Dalton
innerbrat wrote:Not really, he'd just had a lobotomy.
That hardly seems better.
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:44am
by Darth Fanboy
Would you prefer to play Pizza the Hutt?
Posted: 2003-08-05 05:46am
by Dalton
Darth Fanboy wrote:Would you prefer to play Pizza the Hutt?
At least I could eat myself.
Posted: 2003-08-05 07:19am
by Robert Treder
Crayz9000 wrote:'Cuz we're the Spaceballs!
SPACEBALLS
[snip]
Cool, I've been cast!
Here's
The Great Escape, SD.N-style!
Capt. Virgil Hilts (Steve McQueen) - Mr Bean
Flight Lt. Bob Hendley (James Garner) - Durandal
Squadron Leader Roger Bartlett (Richard Attenborough) - Darth Wong
Group Capt. Rupert Ramsey (James Donald) - Sea Skimmer
Flight Lt. Danny Willinski (Charles Bronson) - Dalton
Flight Lt. Colin Blythe (Donald Pleasance) - Yosemite Bear
Flying Officer Louis Sedgwick (James Coburn) - Rob Wilson
Col. von Luger (Hannes Messemer) - Shep
Lt. Cmdr. Eric Ashley-Pitt (David McCallum) - Colonel Olrik
Flight Lt. Andy MacDonald (Gordon Jackson) - Crayz9000
Flight Lt. William Dickes (John Leyton) - David
Flying Officer Archibald Ives (Angus Lennie) - DGG
Flight Lt. Denys Cavendish (Nigel Stock) - Vympel
*whew*
Posted: 2003-08-05 07:38am
by Robert Treder
Oh yeah, and I guess I get to be Werner. Or maybe that Gestapo guy that's after Richard Attenborough.
Posted: 2003-08-05 10:11am
by Peregrin Toker
Can I do a similar one, but with The Simpsons??
....
Honestly, I don't know who to put where, but two things are for sure: I should either play the Generic Squeaky-Voiced Teenager, the Comic Bookstore Guy (if Dalton doesn't want the role) or Martin Prince...
... and MKSheppard should play Herman.
Maybe Homer and Marge can be portrayed by Nitram and Tevar.
And 1SuprJesusFreak should play Ned Flanders.
Zaia and Kelly could play Ms. Krabappel and Ms. Hoover.
(I recall reading that Kelly wrote long ago that she looked more like Ms. Hoover than any other Simpsons character)
The problem is - I can't find anyone to play Smithers. And I'm not sure whether anyone would like to be cast as Monty Burns.
Posted: 2003-08-05 02:46pm
by Crayz9000
Dalton wrote:Darth Fanboy wrote:Would you prefer to play Pizza the Hutt?
At least I could eat myself.
I had considered that, but thought it was worse than being Barf. And Barf wasn't such a bad character anyway, just a Chewie ripoff with a tail, a tendency to howl, and a big appetite.
Posted: 2003-08-05 03:38pm
by Kelly Antilles
Frank Hipper wrote:
Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope.
Princess Leia Organa- Kelly Antilles
Luke Skywalker-Einhander Sn0m4n
Obi-Wan Kenobi-Dalton
Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith-Darth Wong
Grand Moff Tarkin-Frank Hipper (
)
R2-D2-Darth Garden Gnome
C3PO-verilon
Han Solo-MKSheppard
Chewbacca-Superman
The Corpse of Owen Lars-Darkstar
The Corpse of Beru Lars-PatKelly
Jawas-The Secret Gnomish Revolution
Stormtroopers-Various and sundry SD.Net flamewarriors
The Dlanoga-EvilGrey
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
While I love the thought of being Princess Leia, I sure as heck am not going to kiss Einy and be secretly in love with SHEP!
Posted: 2003-08-05 03:42pm
by Colonel Olrik
I'll save you from the Evil of Frank Hipper, Kelly!
*Olrik punches through the jail door at the Death Star, contemplates the beautiful figure in a white dress, and says:
Come with me, if you want to live*
Posted: 2003-08-05 04:07pm
by Lord Pounder
Not a movie but
The Simpsons
Homer - Dalton
Marge - Kelly
Bart - Kuja
Lisa - Marina
Maggie - jmac
Moe - YB
Barney -
Nelson - Shep
Abu - Verilon
Mayor Quimby - Stravo
Mr Burns - Darth Wong
Smithers - Mr Bean
Otto - Einhander
Grounds Keeper Willy - Keevan
Flanders - Howedar
Millhouse - Hemlock Grey
j/k