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Talk is cheap.Stravo wrote:Oh for fuck's sakes people it's called FLIRTING!!! Jesus, this happens all the time and its fucking fun to do and partake in. Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.
Christ people, play the game!
::watches RogueIce run to the phone to see if friend is still taking shower::Stravo wrote: Some girl across town tells me that she wants to take a shower with me but come in three minutes I shrug and proceed to tell her what I would do to her when we are in the shower. With any luck I have a full blown phone sex session on my hands.
Christ people, play the game!
That's not a cocktease, that's a joke!RogueIce wrote:She and I were talking over IM, and she said she was gonna take a shower. A few tidbits back and forth later, then she said the "wanna take it with me" and the "you got 3 minutes" bit.
You have to know her better, I guess. If I had made it in three minutes, she most very likely would've let me in there too. But she knew I could never make it.innerbrat wrote:That's not a cocktease, that's a joke!
Jokes? I remember something along those lines from way back...innerbrat wrote:You heard of them?
Hm... That's problematic. For them. I never came on to you. At least so far as I remember.innerbrat wrote:Blimey, if that was supposed to be taken seriously, then all you guys who keep coming on to me across the Atlantic are in serious trouble.
Yeah, maybe. I guess I overeacted, sorry, but still, I wouldn't like being called a cocktease for flirting with someone over the safety of IMRogueIce wrote:You have to know her better, I guess. If I had made it in three minutes, she most very likely would've let me in there too. But she knew I could never make it.innerbrat wrote:That's not a cocktease, that's a joke!
Well, since I know her in RL, and have her home phone, cell phone, and, uh, bedroom phone numbers, and know where she lives and all, and have been at her house... It's not like you saying anything to me over here, or vice versa.innerbrat wrote:Yeah, maybe. I guess I overeacted, sorry, but still, I wouldn't like being called a cocktease for flirting with someone over the safety of IM
Does River Dance upon your heart count as one of those games?Thirdfain wrote:She probably wanted to feel wanted- it makes a girl feel good to have a guy run as fast has he can to come see her.
(I'm make, and can't know this for sure, but I'll bet it's true.)
If you had shown up two minutes late, after having sped through traffic, sweating like a madman, panting at her doorstep, i'll bet my ass she would have let you in- she was just playing a game, and girls make up the BEST games.
You.... you mean.... (mournful look at rowboat and stacks of MRE's)... it was just a... joke? (paddles and lifevest fall from slack hands; the compass slips to floor and shatters, like so many dreams)...innerbrat wrote:That's not a cocktease, that's a joke!
You heard of them?
Blimey, if that was supposed to be taken seriously, then all you guys who keep coming on to me across the Atlantic are in serious trouble.
Bwahahaha! Finally, someone worse off than me!Coyote wrote:You.... you mean.... (mournful look at rowboat and stacks of MRE's)... it was just a... joke? (paddles and lifevest fall from slack hands; the compass slips to floor and shatters, like so many dreams)...
snif...snif... WAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Yes. Always solve problems the Dilbert way.Durran Korr wrote:You should have said "I'll pass. I was hoping for somebody who is clean."
I don't think you overreacted, innerbrat. You're absolutely correct. Geez, RI. Get over yourself.innerbrat wrote:Yeah, maybe. I guess I overeacted, sorry, but still, I wouldn't like being called a cocktease for flirting with someone over the safety of IMRogueIce wrote:You have to know her better, I guess. If I had made it in three minutes, she most very likely would've let me in there too. But she knew I could never make it.innerbrat wrote:That's not a cocktease, that's a joke!
You know that most guys think with whats down there.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:For once, RI, try thinking with your brain instead of your penis. You'll end up a lot less angry and bitter about stuff.
RogueIce wrote:Notice, singular, not plural. This is only one woman, not all.
Anyway, this fem I know says she's taking a shower. She then asks if I would like to join her. Not getting very many chances like this, I say yes. So, after a fairly lengthy pause, she says I have three minutes to get there, and if I can't make it by then, too bad.
The problem being, she lives pretty far away. For this who live around here, she's up around New Tampa, just off Bearss, and I'm in Temple Terrace, off Busch and 56th. There is no fucking way I can get there in three minutes. And she knows damn well there's no way I could. It was a deliberate cocktease.
Grrrrr...
Ah.XaLEv wrote:They're right RI. How dare you think you know her better than people who've never met her and are completely ignorant of your history with her.
Officer, I'd like to report a cockteasing in progress! Send backup now!!theski wrote:Is calling the police on the list
Hey, making fun of roosters is evil!Next of Kin wrote:Officer, I'd like to report a cockteasing in progress! Send backup now!!theski wrote:Is calling the police on the list
Well lets see .. you bring this up in a board whose motto is "Mockery of stupid people"Forgive me for ever bringing it up...
theski wrote:Rogue wrote:Well lets see .. you bring this up in a board whose motto is "Mockery of stupid people"Forgive me for ever bringing it up...
Seems to me you are getting what you asked for
What did I do? I just happened to be sitting there when she did it to me, and reported it.