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[Sam Or I]

WHAT since when does a human is considered government property?

That is the Military. Technically you can get in trouble for getting a sunburn, because you are considered government property.

[Vertigo1]

You could try make-up.... but the manly thing to do is to cut or bruise yourself badly in that area and say you were wrestling crocodiles or bitten by a rattle snake .... or just tell the seargent that you "Sir, Unlike you, I got some last night, Drill Seargent Sir!"

hahah, and then end up with the shittiest duty...not only for you, but those with you as well! Trust me, you don't wanna fuck with the drill sargeants. They can be particularly evil when they want to be.