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Posted: 2003-08-16 11:14am
by The Duchess of Zeon
Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?
Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.
Posted: 2003-08-16 11:29am
by Yuri Prime
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?
Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.
I was hoping nobody would have an answer.
Anyhow, I've never associated males with an overwhelming desire for chastity.

Posted: 2003-08-16 11:53am
by HemlockGrey
Fuck.
Posted: 2003-08-16 11:55am
by Yuri Prime
HemlockGrey wrote:Fuck.
That sums things up nicely. The pain that people will subject themselves to escape something they don't like always amazes me.
Posted: 2003-08-16 12:10pm
by Admiral Valdemar
He can have it framed in some formaldehyde and out on the mantel piece to remind him to avoid temptation of sexual delights.
Posted: 2003-08-16 12:29pm
by Demiurge
As long as he doesn't go around showing everyone his severed wang, it doesn't bother me. Otherwise he's going to get punched in his still-attached testicles.
Posted: 2003-08-16 12:41pm
by Rye
Admiral Valdemar wrote:He can have it framed in some formaldehyde and out on the mantel piece to remind him to avoid temptation of sexual delights.
Why do that when he can put it on show and win the Turner prize?

Posted: 2003-08-16 12:43pm
by SAMAS
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?
Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.
It's quite a paradox.
On one hand, it's commendable that he had the dedication to do it.
On the other hand, HE CUT OFF HIS DICK!!
Then again, at least he had the sense to Darwin himself in a non-fatal way.
Posted: 2003-08-16 12:43pm
by Darksider
Yikes! how much vodka did he have to drink before that????
:::::Crosses legs and winces::::::
Posted: 2003-08-16 12:44pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
It's gonna be a new trend. I fucking know it.
Posted: 2003-08-16 03:06pm
by Iceberg
The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.
Posted: 2003-08-16 04:02pm
by Peregrin Toker
Iceberg wrote:The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.
In fact, if he wanted to make himself an asexual being, he should have cut off his testicles instead.
"Mom, what's a castrati?"
"I don't know, but it sounds like something spicy!"
Posted: 2003-08-16 04:33pm
by Drooling Iguana
HemlockGrey wrote:Fuck.
I thought the whole point was to
stop him from doing that.
Posted: 2003-08-17 03:52am
by The Duchess of Zeon
Iceberg wrote:The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.
Well, maybe he was practicing his cutting skills for that operation.
Posted: 2003-08-17 12:48pm
by J
I remember reading about a home vasectomy kit that some prankster was selling on ebay earlier this year. Perhaps this guy was somehow inspired by this kit and took it upon himself to perform said procedure, unfortunately it seems he didn't realize that the ebay listing was a staged gag.
Posted: 2003-08-17 12:54pm
by Darth Wong
Oh well, who ever said Germans had to be all that smart? Sure, they have a killer rep for making overpriced cars and ridiculously expensive industrial equipment, but these people like David Hasselhoff, for fuck's sake

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:37pm
by aerius
Darth Wong wrote:Oh well, who ever said Germans had to be all that smart? Sure, they have a killer rep for making overpriced cars and ridiculously expensive industrial equipment, but these people like David Hasselhoff, for fuck's sake

Arrrggh! Thinking about German industrial equipment makes my head hurt. I spent 4 months working with Siemens SMT placement machines (HS-50 and F-5) at Rim in Waterloo, and by god I hated the things. They had so many retarded idiosyncracies that getting them up and running was a miracle unto itself, and I don't know how in hell they stayed running. I swear to god if you looked at them wrong they'd fritz out, whereas the older Universal and Panasonic machines would keep chugging along even if you back parts cart into them.
Posted: 2003-08-17 02:49pm
by Darth Yoshi

The idiot.
Posted: 2003-08-17 03:44pm
by kojikun
Darth Wong wrote:What a fucking loser.
Sex is not an addiction you attempt to get rid of. o____o;
Posted: 2003-08-17 04:00pm
by aphexmonster
So did his addiction get cured ?
If i had an addiction to sex and no penis, i would just be more frusturated, and what happens if he get aroused? wouldn't he just bleed to death ? Now hes got many more problems to worry about, he shouldda been fixed so he just couldn't get an errection. Is that even possible? Shwula shieza hundin -_-
Posted: 2003-08-17 04:08pm
by kojikun
aphexmonster wrote:If i had an addiction to sex and no penis, i would just be more frusturated, and what happens if he get aroused? wouldn't he just bleed to death ? Now hes got many more problems to worry about, he shouldda been fixed so he just couldn't get an errection. Is that even possible? Shwula shieza hundin -_-
No what he should have done is get his nuts cut off. That kills your sex drive.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:29pm
by Gandalf
Ouchies, if I may regail us all with a similar tale.
A few years ago, during an Under 15's soccer game up in the northern parts of Australia, some kid attempted to slide tackle some other kid, unfortunately, in doing this he dislocated his leg, so after a little check of it, they decided to pop it back in. Unfortunately, they mustn't have been thinking too clearly, as one of his nads god pushed into the socket, and it popped.
Major fucking ouchies. And he didn't deserve it through idiocy.
Posted: 2003-08-18 01:48am
by Kamakazie Sith
He won't be fucking around anymore......

Posted: 2003-08-18 01:51am
by Gandalf
Kamakazie Sith wrote:He won't be fucking around anymore......

Yeah, what a dick.

Posted: 2003-08-18 01:55am
by MKSheppard
Gandalf wrote:
Unfortunately, they mustn't have been thinking too clearly, as one of his nads god pushed into the socket, and it popped.
*winces*
*winces even more*