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Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?

Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:

Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?

Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.

I was hoping nobody would have an answer.

Anyhow, I've never associated males with an overwhelming desire for chastity.

Fuck.

HemlockGrey wrote:Fuck.

That sums things up nicely. The pain that people will subject themselves to escape something they don't like always amazes me.

He can have it framed in some formaldehyde and out on the mantel piece to remind him to avoid temptation of sexual delights.

As long as he doesn't go around showing everyone his severed wang, it doesn't bother me. Otherwise he's going to get punched in his still-attached testicles.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:He can have it framed in some formaldehyde and out on the mantel piece to remind him to avoid temptation of sexual delights.

Why do that when he can put it on show and win the Turner prize?

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:

Yuri Prime wrote:My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?

Well, one could say that he was very manly to have the courage to cut off his own.. Manhood... For the sake of his chastity. Of course, one could also say that absolutely no other redeeming trait whatsoever exists inside of this individual and that would be accurate.

It's quite a paradox.

On one hand, it's commendable that he had the dedication to do it.

On the other hand, HE CUT OFF HIS DICK!!

Then again, at least he had the sense to Darwin himself in a non-fatal way.

Yikes! how much vodka did he have to drink before that????


:::::Crosses legs and winces::::::

It's gonna be a new trend. I fucking know it.

The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.

Iceberg wrote:The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.

In fact, if he wanted to make himself an asexual being, he should have cut off his testicles instead.

"Mom, what's a castrati?"
"I don't know, but it sounds like something spicy!"

HemlockGrey wrote:Fuck.

I thought the whole point was to stop him from doing that.

Iceberg wrote:The problem is that he cut off the WRONG PART - removing your penis has no effect on your level of sexual desire. It just increases your sexual frustration.

Well, maybe he was practicing his cutting skills for that operation.

I remember reading about a home vasectomy kit that some prankster was selling on ebay earlier this year. Perhaps this guy was somehow inspired by this kit and took it upon himself to perform said procedure, unfortunately it seems he didn't realize that the ebay listing was a staged gag.

Oh well, who ever said Germans had to be all that smart? Sure, they have a killer rep for making overpriced cars and ridiculously expensive industrial equipment, but these people like David Hasselhoff, for fuck's sake

Darth Wong wrote:Oh well, who ever said Germans had to be all that smart? Sure, they have a killer rep for making overpriced cars and ridiculously expensive industrial equipment, but these people like David Hasselhoff, for fuck's sake

Arrrggh! Thinking about German industrial equipment makes my head hurt. I spent 4 months working with Siemens SMT placement machines (HS-50 and F-5) at Rim in Waterloo, and by god I hated the things. They had so many retarded idiosyncracies that getting them up and running was a miracle unto itself, and I don't know how in hell they stayed running. I swear to god if you looked at them wrong they'd fritz out, whereas the older Universal and Panasonic machines would keep chugging along even if you back parts cart into them.

The idiot.

Darth Wong wrote:What a fucking loser.

Sex is not an addiction you attempt to get rid of. o____o;

So did his addiction get cured ?




If i had an addiction to sex and no penis, i would just be more frusturated, and what happens if he get aroused? wouldn't he just bleed to death ? Now hes got many more problems to worry about, he shouldda been fixed so he just couldn't get an errection. Is that even possible? Shwula shieza hundin -_-

aphexmonster wrote:If i had an addiction to sex and no penis, i would just be more frusturated, and what happens if he get aroused? wouldn't he just bleed to death ? Now hes got many more problems to worry about, he shouldda been fixed so he just couldn't get an errection. Is that even possible? Shwula shieza hundin -_-

No what he should have done is get his nuts cut off. That kills your sex drive.

Ouchies, if I may regail us all with a similar tale.

A few years ago, during an Under 15's soccer game up in the northern parts of Australia, some kid attempted to slide tackle some other kid, unfortunately, in doing this he dislocated his leg, so after a little check of it, they decided to pop it back in. Unfortunately, they mustn't have been thinking too clearly, as one of his nads god pushed into the socket, and it popped.

Major fucking ouchies. And he didn't deserve it through idiocy.

He won't be fucking around anymore......

Kamakazie Sith wrote:He won't be fucking around anymore......

Yeah, what a dick.

Gandalf wrote: Unfortunately, they mustn't have been thinking too clearly, as one of his nads god pushed into the socket, and it popped.

*winces*

*winces even more*