Stuff that makes you laugh for some reason

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-09-07 07:45pm

Kung Pow. No one finds that movie funny besides my circle of friends. Oh... And in the Kevin Costner movie "Open Range," they find some guys that fucked with them in some woods and start beating the shit out of them. I was on a date during that movie, and we were both laughing our asses off while the whole theatre was dead silent.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-07 07:59pm

Alan Bolte wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Hmmmmmm, I probly shouldn't post this, but me and a couple of our friends got a few laughs out of this guy in my circle of friends for being such a sterotypical black guy. He shot a guy in the head and killed him while robbing a fried chicken joint.

I think it's clear you live in a different world than I do. I don't care if it's my very best friend, I'd report something like that. Yikes.

We didn't know until we saw him on the news when he was caught, this laughing thing is several months later when it was pointed out how he was being a styreotypical black guy.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-07 08:55pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:You're a sick, sick man.

Why thank you.

This is probably why my parents restrict my access to films/games with lots of blood and gore.

But the death needs to be really awesome, like a bullet flying in one ear, out the other and a stream of brain chunks following it. In bullet-time. With camera rotations. Or Hannibal eating his own brain.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-07 10:01pm

People hurting themselves is funny. If a guy gets a papercut and bleeds all over his desk I'll snicker. If he hits himself with a hammer I'll laugh. If he walks into a door and knocks himself senseless I'll completely lose it for the next few minutes. If he fucks up his hand from punching something in anger you'll have to ventilate me with pure oxygen after I finish laughing.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-07 10:10pm

aerius wrote:People hurting themselves is funny. If a guy gets a papercut and bleeds all over his desk I'll snicker. If he hits himself with a hammer I'll laugh. If he walks into a door and knocks himself senseless I'll completely lose it for the next few minutes. If he fucks up his hand from punching something in anger you'll have to ventilate me with pure oxygen after I finish laughing.

What if he trips and falls off the CN tower?

EDIT: The top. Duh.

J · Post by J » 2003-09-07 10:13pm

YT300000 wrote:What if he trips and falls off the CN tower?

EDIT: The top. Duh.

Then he'd be dead. If it was some maintenance guy I'd feel kinda bad, but if it were some tourist dork I'd say it's Darwin Award time since there's no way you can fall out of the CN Tower unless you've gotten past security and done something quite stupid.

edit: sorry for stealing your account snuggles, please don't hurt me...
she's in the shower if you have to know and didn't log out

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-07 10:23pm

jmac wrote:
YT300000 wrote:What if he trips and falls off the CN tower?

EDIT: The top. Duh.
Then he'd be dead. If it was some maintenance guy I'd feel kinda bad, but if it were some tourist dork I'd say it's Darwin Award time since there's no way you can fall out of the CN Tower unless you've gotten past security and done something quite stupid.

edit: sorry for stealing your account snuggles, please don't hurt me...
she's in the shower if you have to know and didn't log out

I meant what would your reaction be. (I assume I'm still talking to aerius).

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-07 10:28pm

Maintenance guy falls off: Fuck, that's a bummer....

Visitor guy falls off: Look at the birdy! Splat! Hey, I wonder how many bones he broke? Wonder if he bounced when he hit the ground?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-09-08 10:16pm

For some odd reason(if you know my rep), the Pokemon Pinball(R/S) commercial.

Everytime Treecko gets whacked by that spring, I bust out laughing.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-08 11:06pm

My dog's seemingly intelligent facial expressions look goofy on a lower animal.

Yeah, farts are funny, but not in person. In movies and TV, though, they're awesome.

Ridiculously over-thetop movie deaths crack me up. Like in the Final Destination movies:

-the girl suddenly getting smacked by the bus
-the guy getting the fire escape to the eye
-the kid getting crushed by the pane of glass
-the kid who dies when the propane grill he's working onh blows up, and his arm lands on his mother's plate.

Those are the points when you realize these movies weren't meant to be taken seriously.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-09-08 11:23pm

I inexplicably snicker when hearing or uttering the word 'goblin'. Not for any discernable reason, and it's just with that word and no others. It's one of my two irrational quirks.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-10 07:41am

This makes me laugh. It came from the local newspaper...

PORT-A-TOILET Pump Truck Driver Needed. Must have a clean DMV record, able to pass a drug test, & able to drive a manual transmission vehicle. If you are willing to thoroughly clean & service our Port-A-Toilets, have good driving skills & can be friendly to our customers, we may have the job for you. Please apply at Port-A-Storage. 3902 Esplanade, Chico.