Kittens in bumper

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-15 11:11pm

Just by an odd coincidence I just noticed that I'm wearing a T-Shirt with a little drawing of a cat being hit by a car with the words "No more lives" beneath it.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-15 11:12pm

anarchistbunny wrote: Cut a watermelon in two, eat the insides, stick a cat inside and tape it up, early in the day, when there aren't many cars on the road, put in in the middle of a busy street, and then park nearby. Someone won't beable to resist plowing through a watermelon left on the road.

Be funnier to do something like that with a human. Preferably one that hasn't reproduced.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-15 11:16pm

XaLEv wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote: Cut a watermelon in two, eat the insides, stick a cat inside and tape it up, early in the day, when there aren't many cars on the road, put in in the middle of a busy street, and then park nearby. Someone won't beable to resist plowing through a watermelon left on the road.
Be funnier to do something like that with a human. Preferably one that hasn't reproduced.

Like a baby?

(sorry, been trading dead baby jokes with my friend in a very populated chat room lately)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-15 11:19pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote: Cut a watermelon in two, eat the insides, stick a cat inside and tape it up, early in the day, when there aren't many cars on the road, put in in the middle of a busy street, and then park nearby. Someone won't beable to resist plowing through a watermelon left on the road.
Be funnier to do something like that with a human. Preferably one that hasn't reproduced.
Like a baby?

(sorry, been trading dead baby jokes with my friend in a very populated chat room lately)

Is there a rule on SD.net that says "No dead baby jokes"

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-15 11:19pm

Nah. Babies are so... insubstantial. I'm thinking an adolescent at least. Something that can make a nice thump.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-15 11:20pm

Montcalm wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
XaLEv wrote: Be funnier to do something like that with a human. Preferably one that hasn't reproduced.
Like a baby?

(sorry, been trading dead baby jokes with my friend in a very populated chat room lately)
Is there a rule on SD.net that says "No dead baby jokes"

I dont' know, but I killed a joke thread with some pedophile jokes once.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-16 12:02am

I remember wathinc a guy I work with getting three kittens out from under his car that had hung on for 30 miles of travel down the interstate. They were all accounted for later(meaning that there was no chance that there was another cat who fell out during the drive) after he took them back to their owners.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-09-16 12:02am

You guys are horrible! And I don't mean that in the 'wish-I-thought-of-that' way, either.

*has two cats of his own, and just winces at some of these*

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-16 12:07am

Ryoga wrote:You guys are horrible! And I don't mean that in the 'wish-I-thought-of-that' way, either.

*has two cats of his own, and just winces at some of these*

I thought my story was cute, since the cats weren't harmed.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-09-16 12:11am

Well, yeah. But then all the off-topic stuff started. And that sucked!

So I'm a cat person, that doesn't mean I'm a sissy...right? Right???

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2003-09-16 12:20am

I have a cat, and I thought that 25 list was funny.

Off course, if I actually caught someone doing that to a cat, I'd have to hurt them.

That being said, they were still funny

You must laugh at lunacy after all

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-16 12:51am

Montcalm wrote:Anarchistbunny was thinking cat-burger,Captain Cyran thought kitten embeded in bumper....WTF is wrong with you guys.

My first reaction was cat burger, and when I realized it said bumper, my thoughts immediately shifted to cats being run over by a car...

Conclusion: I am as twice as demented as them.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-16 12:59am

anarchistbunny wrote:Bah, cats are evil, and physical evidence that god is not perfect, which in turn proves he doesn't exsist. But kittens are ok, the evil gland has had time to develop yet.

You say that as if evil were a bad thing.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-16 12:59am

Aerius- my laughter at that list sounded so evil.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-16 01:22am

Baby kittens are insanely cute, in the Golan the house had three that just tore my heart. There was this gray one that scampered everywhere and was just a whole load of fun to play with. Plus, when I opened the front door, they kept sneaking in. It once took me 5 minutes to gather myself enough to keep em all out

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-16 05:01am

I'd like to say I love kittens, I love my kittens, and I plan to get more soon.