Where the hell is Marina?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-17 01:11am

Frank Hipper wrote:Aiiii! Aiii! The Great Leader has revealed his perversion to the masses!

Get your mind out of the gutter and back to practicing your torture skills, I expect prisoners from the coming battle.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-17 01:37am

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Mounts horse/tank*

Great jumping Jehovah shagging a shaak! I knew the HAB commander was hiding something!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-17 01:45am

I think it's all a Psyche opp. of course since I don't care, I just go Kae Sara Sara. (Big SP I know, so what),

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-17 02:17am

Kuja wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Mounts horse/tank*
Great jumping Jehovah shagging a shaak! I knew the HAB commander was hiding something!

Ahhh! You beat me to it!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-09-17 02:22am

Great jumping Jehovah shagging a shaak! I knew the HAB commander was hiding

Which side is he suposedly mounting?

Oh and, where's the Dutchess, and welcome back Dutchess.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-17 03:52am

Darth Wong wrote:You obviously missed the part of the Marina doctrine which involves ritually castrating all of her male lieutenants. I hope you haven't grown too attached to your hardware ...

For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

In that case she's doomed anyway, since eunuchs strike me as poor soldiering material, and there aren't enough badass "Vasquez from Aliens" chicks in the world to take it over.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-17 05:07am

Darth Wong wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:AND THEN CONQUER THE EARTH! You really think she's stop with part of a single country? BE PREPARED!
Prepared to join her glorious army of conquest, you mean, right?
You obviously missed the part of the Marina doctrine which involves ritually castrating all of her male lieutenants. I hope you haven't grown too attached to your hardware ...

For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!

And why do you think lesbians and gays don't get along for the most part...?

~ver

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-09-17 08:47am

Well, I'm not going to hunker in a hole waiting for Marina's Legions of Terror to come for my boys. It's time for revolution, guys! We must take to the streets! And not that peaceful passive resistance crap, this is the sort that involves looting, starting fires, and making examples out of any of Marina's troops we find!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-17 08:52am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You obviously missed the part of the Marina doctrine which involves ritually castrating all of her male lieutenants. I hope you haven't grown too attached to your hardware ...

For the rest of us, get to the bunkers! Prepare to defend your balls, men!
In that case she's doomed anyway, since eunuchs strike me as poor soldiering material, and there aren't enough badass "Vasquez from Aliens" chicks in the world to take it over.

I thought that eunuchs were good soldiering material as long as it's the penis and not the testicles which are removed....

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-09-17 09:37am

Bunkers? Mobile armies? Pah. My heavily-modified Akula SSBN will do well enough.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-17 09:54am

and I mentioned making her a minister about 3 months ago.

I wonder how many people on this board *dont* want her in power. . .

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-09-17 10:15am

Marina, you need to modify your platform to appeal to a broader demographic. I personally find your "Death to all Islamofascists" proposal intriguing, but your pro-castration stance is troubling to me. I believe it's going to cost you among male voters come the primaries. Making your running mate someone hot, and then actually mating with her during your speeches will only get you so far, after all.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-17 10:53am

phongn wrote:Bunkers? Mobile armies? Pah. My heavily-modified Akula SSBN will do well enough.

Uh, sir, someone left the torpedo hatches open when we towed it outta port.

It still works and all, erm, you just need to wear a wetsuit when working in it. And breathing apparatus. And dive 300 metres first.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-17 12:24pm

*Simply gathers the Black Mages into the GSV Sleeper Service*

Alright, look livey everyone.. We're going to be destroying the Andromeda Galaxy while everyone's busy here...