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Posted: 2003-09-30 04:58am
by The Yosemite Bear
*Begins plotting to hook up rebounding sister with Spanky....*

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:00am
by Spanky The Dolphin
The Yosemite Bear wrote:*Begins plotting to hook up rebounding sister with Spanky....*
*pirks up eyebrow...* Hmm...?

Heh, not to get into another fetish, but how old is she? :mrgreen:

;)

Posted: 2003-09-30 05:50am
by InnerBrat
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
Um, Colin? Dolly's had implants.

Posted: 2003-09-30 06:05am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I am not a fan of breasts implants. They hardly ever look realistic, and I find them aesthetically unappealing in the extreme for pretty much the same reasons as Uts.

I'm also not much of a fan of larger breasts in general. Generally B size and tops out at about upper C. Smaller breasts are a personal fetish, so it's not like I would turn a woman down just because she had Ds or such, unless they were implants...
Haha LMAO! You're just like me with that. I love really small breasts on a girl :) Lata and Happy Fragging!

Posted: 2003-09-30 07:33am
by Col. Crackpot
this is why i only buy porn starring amatuer college chicks. all natural, good clean fun.

Posted: 2003-09-30 07:35am
by theski
and Anal lots and lots of Anal.... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-09-30 08:28am
by Zac Naloen
i can't stand breast implants at all, if at parties and a porno is put on (i dunno why some guys like watching porn with their mates anyways), if the woman has fake breats chances are i'll go find something else to do.

i like b-cups, C cups are okay, but D cups are actually a turn off for me even if they are real, because in order to get close to the girl you have to squeeze, and that means putting more effort in :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:02am
by aerius
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Fake breasts are a dehumanizing trait, which I suspect were invented to prepare society for androids (which will unlikely ever appear completely human, so the industry and media has opted to 'meet in the middle', so to speak). I also hear they have the added bonus of feeling horrible.
Thanks to a stripper at a stag party, I can tell you that fake boobs feel weird. Not horrible or bad, they're just kinda strange and feel wrong, it's kinda like fondling a bag of gel...which is not surprising since that's what the implants are made of.

Personally I look at overall proportions, for instance my GF's breasts would look ridiculous on a woman who's 5'4" 110lbs, but on my 5'9" 150lb GF they look great & feel even better.

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:31am
by Peregrin Toker
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
What is you referring to as the same distorted frame?? The sort of women The Yosemite Bear implies he prefers??

Posted: 2003-09-30 09:41am
by Chardok
who was it that said that fucking crap about titty ****ing? why in the HELL would you even want to do that when, at not two feet declination, is a place DESIGNED for that activity. Plus the girls tend to enjoy it more, selfish PRICK! AAAHAHAHAAHAH!!! :lol:


(Wasn't serious, just poking fun, hope everyone takes this as intended...a little RIBBING AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!)
ROFLMMFAO!!!

Posted: 2003-09-30 10:39am
by Kuja
I see that I'm going against the flow with this one.

I like big boobs. I like a well-rounded chick with a good-sized chest. It's not a prerequisite (I'm perfectly content with banging a small-breasted chick) but it definately attracts me. Although I agree that they can get to a point where they're too big.

Implants, though...ick.

Posted: 2003-09-30 10:50am
by Darth Wong
For a good example of porno breast implants gone wrong, look at Briana Banks when she first broke into the business, compared to Briana Banks now. She looks ridiculous.

Posted: 2003-09-30 11:31am
by Xenophobe3691
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Of course this is the same distorted frame where you have to starve actresses concentration camp thin....
I thought porn stars always had some chunk on them...

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:01pm
by Demiurge
Hurm. I like fake boobs. They are so... big.

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:21pm
by Ghost Rider
I don't think they are particularly bad...I mean in most porno I am not looking for real beauty persay. It all comes down to the sex involved....but really huge boobs are a bit of a turn off.

On women, I prefer real, because fake honestly has a weird alien feel.

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:27pm
by TrailerParkJawa
InnerBrat wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well what about my sister, Dolly Parton and Adrianne B. (Escape from New York, Swamp Thing, Batman the Animated Series), they are at the natural upperlimits for humans, and still look better then those crotesqueres that show up, because at least there is an actual SYMMETRY to woemn who have big tit's in nature. they usually aren't just "Top heavy".
Um, Colin? Dolly's had implants.
I dont think that is correct. Parton had big boobs when I was a child, and that was before implants where out. I forgot what the name is for Partons body type, but I believe she is all natural. If you notice she isnt a tiny lady like some of the super skinny women that are on TV today.

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:32pm
by Nathan F
Superman wrote:Ummm, WHAT? Look, if I can touch them they are real in my book. I would rate breast implants right up there with Guttenburg's printing press in terms the best inventions in history.

As for preferring smaller breasts... What do you do with those? I've tried titty F&@*ing smaller ones, and the big ones are MUCH better. And what the hell are you supposed to hold on to? Her nipples?

Ok, natural are indeed the best. I would still take implants over feeling up or screwing a table top though.
As much as you talk about your sexual exploits, I am beginning to think you are just making this crap up. :roll:

Posted: 2003-09-30 12:36pm
by RedImperator
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not to mention I have yet to see somone show women with big breasts and the Botticelli-esq hips that would naturally go with that. 8)

mind you I am found of the Botticelli look....
You would have liked the bartender I saw at Hooters last night, then.

And while every other guy here (save Superman, God bless him) seems to be in a race to prove how modern and sensitive he is on this issue, let me come out and say that I like big tits and I don't particularly care how they got that way. The only real turn-off is an obviously BAD implant job, which is what a lot of you seem to be describing.

Posted: 2003-09-30 01:28pm
by LadyTevar
My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.

She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.

Yes they make bras that big. :shock:

She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs

Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:

Posted: 2003-09-30 01:33pm
by Lagmonster
LadyTevar wrote:She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other. She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs
My wife had a reduction surgery done...they were BIG before, mind, not unlike your sister, but not quite so huge...now they look really damn good. Easy, comfy Cs. Her old bras look like medieval armour - she had extensive bruising in her skin from wearing them, particularly on her shoulders.

Posted: 2003-09-30 01:36pm
by Montcalm
LadyTevar wrote:My sister would be so happy to hear all you guys who likes big breasts.

She's *naturally* a size 48 FF in one and G in the other.

Yes they make bras that big. :shock:
DAMN tell her to have them reduced now,in a few year they will hurt her back. :oops:


She's also talking to a plastic surgeon about nessecary breast reduction to save her spine, which is distorting from her arthritis and the weight of her boobs

Since I'm a 38A, she's offering to donate some of what's cut out to me :lol:
38 is about the maximum size i like. 8)

Posted: 2003-09-30 04:02pm
by Superman
Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...

Posted: 2003-09-30 04:11pm
by LadyTevar
Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Boy are *YOU* wrong...

Posted: 2003-09-30 04:17pm
by DPDarkPrimus
beyond hope wrote:The only case I could think of is for breast reconstruction after a mastectomy, and I'm not even sure they're used for that purpose.
That is actually what they were first created for.

Posted: 2003-09-30 04:17pm
by Demiurge
LadyTevar wrote:
Superman wrote:Nathan, ah yes I am making it up. Guys never titty fuck...
Boy are *YOU* wrong...
Somehow I just can't imagine Superman doing something like that. Batman, maybe...