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BoredShirtless wrote:

Chardok wrote:Well, it does hurt to talk today, fortunately, I'm in a class all day where I get to learn how to be nicer to dumbasses. Hopefully by tomorrow, everything should be better. as of now, the only problem I have is difficulty swallowing anything solid. So I guess it's just going to suck to be me for the next few days...Slept well, though, for that I am thankful and no, We don't have an ask-a-nurse in my area, that I'm aware of. OH well, I guess "God" is punishing me for gluttony... ::snicker:: Oh, but I can't tell you how badly this sucks, guys. Oh, and who IS the king of SDN food-related injuries?

Big butt Hamel. He cut his dick with a piece of stale bread.

Yeah. I remember that. Must be really embarassing, getting your dick cut with a piece of stale bread, out of all things.

Well, for those interested in an update, things seem to be okay today, outside of a terrible case of pseudo-heartburn. Still hurt to talk in class today, but a quick lortab took care of that and I finally stopped losing points for non-participation. anyway, the pain ain't so bad now, and I ate a few chips when I got home tonight (chewing them into a thin paste, but at least I swallowed) Burping sucks nuts, though, and that's bad cause I'm a pepsi-holic. thanks for all your concern, though (EXCEPT DPDARKPRIMUS! ) in the immortal words of sir Lancelot's lackey concorde, "I think I may pull through, sir!" so, I'll just let this thread die or get locked, or we can talk about Hamel knicking his wang with some bread some more. that seems fun and wouldn't (Here, anyway) involve some hellacious thread necromancy!)
I vote, in the spirit of all the SDN award threads going on (and seeing as how there is an award show for everything) that we have a SD.net dumbass of they year award, and I nominate me and my story of the nuclear processed mashed potatoes as the first entry. but I'll leave that crap to the horsemen to decide.(something like that would simply have to be placed in the HoS, perfect fodder for merciless taunting.) anyway, Take care, all, and follow Zoink's advice (And the instructions on the back of all T.V. dinners) LET IT SIT FOR A FEW MINUTES before sampling the liquidy goodness that is Banquet TV dinner mashed potatoes!