You know you've been at SDnet too long when...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 06:41pm

When you can win an argument, simply by pointing out your oponents logical fallacies until they walk away in frustration.

When, thanks to debates on this board, you can walk into class on the first day and already have a solid background in the subject matter.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-14 06:55pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.
ESS-TEE-EFF-YUU.

How about just Stuff you

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-11-14 06:56pm

You waste all of 20 seconds coming up with something like the prime directives of the board after seeing something about Robocop....

1. Serve the cause of anal sex
2. Corrupt the Innocent
3. Uphold the debate
4. An SD poster shall not act against the best intrests of SD, and therefore shall actively pursue corruption, anal sex and pornography

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-11-14 07:11pm

.... When you've actually DONE most of the things mentioned by the people before you. (*feels semi-ashamed*)

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-11-14 07:16pm

Well I'll just post one of my old gems from ASVS ...

I wrote:You know you've been on ASVS when you start demanding evidence for relationship matters...
"I know what you're up to! We're through!"
"Huh?"
"She told me all about the relationship you two were having!"
"That's dialogue and subject to interpretation."
"What?!"
"Do you have any CANON evidence of your claims?"
"She TOLD me you were cheating with her!"
"Oh, so because she SAYS so, it must be true? So, I guess the Enterprise is immune to phasers and the Death Star is the ultimate power in the galaxy?"
"What the hell are yout talking about?!"
"Do you have videotapes? Pictures? Calcs? ANY evidence aside from your appeal to authority?"
"Huh??"
"Oh, I guess not. Concession accepted."

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-14 07:26pm

when you consider people on the board better friend than flesh blood people you know in RL.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-11-14 07:43pm

When you vent about your problems to people here before going to family/"real life" friends....

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-14 07:47pm

When you ask about medical problems on here before consulting physicans.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 07:51pm

Whe you TELL the people on the board that you have ejaculated in your own eye.

When you tell the board that you just had your genitals mauled by a feline(or felines).

WHen you start a thread, informing the board, that you have cut your penis on a peice of old toast, and then used peroxide to clean the wound... toxic to life peroxide...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-14 08:17pm

I find it disturbing that I did around half of these things before I started posting here...

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-11-14 08:36pm

When you participate in this thread. zing

David · Post by **David** » 2003-11-14 09:30pm

When you actually have to put a restraining order out for Shep.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 09:39pm

David wrote:When you actually have to put a restraining order out for Shep.

LMAO! You know, I used to hate him... he really isnt that bad. A nice guy even, once you give him a chance.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-11-14 09:43pm

When you venture to other forums and find out that the confrontational, aggressive debating style that is the norm here is not appreciated elsewhere. Style over substance loons...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-14 09:56pm

Hehe, I experience that a lot.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-11-14 10:13pm

while trying to give it to the mrs. in the brown eye, you suddenly think about a Chinese engineer from Toronto, lose your mojo and decide to just go watch empire strikes back insted.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-11-14 10:51pm

RedImperator wrote:When you forget that lesbian dildo play is not a suitable topic of conversation in polite company.

When the most polite company you keep does consider it a suitable topic of conversation.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-11-15 12:03am

Well I learned some good debating tactics from stardestroyer.net.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-11-15 12:34am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
David wrote:When you actually have to put a restraining order out for Shep.
LMAO! You know, I used to hate him... he really isnt that bad. A nice guy even, once you give him a chance.

It's the first sign of the apocolypse..............

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-11-15 12:44am

David wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
David wrote:When you actually have to put a restraining order out for Shep.
LMAO! You know, I used to hate him... he really isnt that bad. A nice guy even, once you give him a chance.

It's the first sign of the apocolypse..............

Hell we even find ourselves actually agreeing on a few things every once in a long while.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-15 12:53am

I'll tell you what the main goddamned sign is. When it's 25 past 5 in the morning and you're STILL NOT ASLEEP.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-11-15 12:54am

Beaker wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You wish there was a way of pronouncing STFU.
ESS-TEE-EFF-YUU.

How about just Stuff you

I personally prefer STEW-FOO

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-15 01:16am

Rye wrote:I'll tell you what the main goddamned sign is. When it's 25 past 5 in the morning and you're STILL NOT ASLEEP.

That would be the result of you touching yourself. (Which is also a side-effect of SDnet)

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-11-15 01:24am

Tis the truth. That porn thread in hos just kept me up for like 4 hours more than i intended to stay up. And i have to get up early to get a computer desk tommorow so i have someplace for my pos computer that's currentlye hogging space on a coffe table and is impossible to sit comfortably at due to the level of the table. And now i'll probably fall asleep standing, holding up that massive like 200 lb butcher block desk that my mom insisted upon getting.

Well that aside, the best sign that you spend too much time here is when last year, before you spent every waking minute here, jacking off or playing starcraft, you got a 98 on you final exam in french. Now with the aforementioned time consumers, you fail french with a 63. Yipee for lazieness.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-11-15 02:40am

When you login to seek medical advice about getting your penis fixed,Oh wait..that wasn't SD.