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Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.

Vertigo1 wrote:What next, a monty python skit on this?

"Ban me!"
"No! Ban me!"



(If you haven't seen Holy Grail, you seriously won't understand wtf I just posted.)

Darth Wong wrote:OK, Raycav's gone. I can't believe this place was causing him so much stress (I guess that shooting pain in his arms was some kind of warning sign). I thought it was all an act.

EDIT: I'm not going to delete all his posts, though. Not only would that be a HUGE pain in the ass, but lots of people responded to them, and it would seriously fuck up a lot of threads to remove them. Besides, I think people need to take responsibility for the things they say in public.

Darth Wong wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.

If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

Darth Wong wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.

If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

Kelly Antilles wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.

If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

Wonderful idea. I think there are quite a few people around here that could use that advice as well.

Hey, Dalton, let him know, too, that a lot of people here are genuinely worried.

Dalton wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:What next, a monty python skit on this?

"Ban me!"
"No! Ban me!"



(If you haven't seen Holy Grail, you seriously won't understand wtf I just posted.)

I don't think that particular scene works well here

Mr Bean wrote:Yes, all thise post infalting fokes

BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR KING!

Well acutal to be fair as I've said before my chocies are to surf the Web as my Boss can't tell the diffrence inbetween acutal work and websurfing(Or anything else vaugly computeristic) and I don't feel moraly required as I DO my job but unless somthing breaks(My job invovles the fixing of broken things) I have nothing to do and its not my fault they pay me so well for so little..

Anyway, Yes Ray needs some time off for a week or two

Mr Bean wrote:Yes, all thise post infalting fokes

BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR KING!

Mr Bean wrote:Except you forget Bean Carrys a Gun, And Cricky! Moderator Powers to!


Browning MK III to be exact and two spare clips at all times

Skipper missiles locked on target..

[Steve Irwin mode]

Awww crikey! Look at this! This here is the egous humungus, or the over-inflated ego-maniac! These fellows have a tendency to gloat about their supposed prowless to impress the shelas. Unfortunately for them, they tend to be more bark than bite. However, don't let looks decieve you. This particular one has moderator powers! Danga! Danga! You don't want to mess with this fella.

Now this fellow seems to wandered out of his territory. Terri and I are gonna see if we can find him a new home where he can find plenty of shelas with plenty of shade so the sun won't fry his brain anymore than it is already.

Terri, got the net ready?

*silence*

Terri?

*silence*

Guess I'll have to bag this one me-self.

Now, as you can see, this one is ever vigilant so I'll have to distract him somehow.

*Bean steps in a pile of dog shit*

Mr. Bean: WTF?! Ok, what trekkie left this mess?

*jumps out of the bushes and wrestles Bean to the ground and hogties him*

Mr. Bean: What the?! Vertigo, I'm gonna ban you for this!

Steady mate! Steady! This here is a naughty little bugger! I think he needs a Steve-o Education!

Mr. Bean: A WHAT ?! Vertigo, have you lost your mind?!

*whips out a tape recorder and plays the Season 3 theme to Farscape*

Mr. Bean: Ohhh man....Mike will never let me live this one down....

*loads Bean up onto the truck*

Now we've chosen a new territory where this fella can roam free to his heart's content.

*camera switches to the truck arriving at Mike Wong's doorsteps*

*Mike Wong steps outside*

Wong: Vertigo, what the hell are you doing here?!

Now as you can see, we've arrived at the new territory for our lost friend.

Wong: Ohhh no, you are NOT dropping off anything here.

Back up mate. I've got a thumb and I know how to use it!

*Wong backs up slowly with a look on his face*

*hauls Bean out of the back of the truck and cuts the ropes holding him still*

Wong: Bean?! What the hell did he do to you?
Mr. Bean: You REALLY don't want to know....
Wong: I think you're right. Want a cold one?
Mr. Bean: After what I just went through, I could use a dozen!

*both Bean and Wong walk inside*

Now as you can see here folks, our lost friend appears to be adapting to his new surroundings.

Be sure to catch our next episode as we transplant DarkStar to his new environment. See ya!
[/ Steve Irwin mode]

*looks around*

*runs as Mr. Bean reaches for the red button*

RayCav of ASVS wrote:please