OK, I am going fucking crazy

[Peregrin Toker]

About a week ago, I noticed that my left nostril started to make a whistling noise when I exhale through it. It has been doing this ever since. Whenever I breath through my nose, I hit a loud and solid 'C' and I am going out of my fucking mind. I tried blowing the shit out of it, picking it... I have tried everything but my nose is still whistling. At my staff meeting yesterday, people kept glancing back at me because of this... I am thinking about trying like those guys on TV that can suck up a piece of thread through their nose and pull it through their mouthes... Maybe this will floss my nasal cavity.

What the hell can I do here?

I'm not sure what the explanation is, but it probably has something to do with space aliens.