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Posted: 2003-12-01 04:45pm
by muse
And let's not forget that masturbation killed the dinosaurs.
From Family Guy:

Young Peter Griffin: Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Museum Curator: Because you touch yourself at night.
*Peter looks down at his crotch*

Posted: 2003-12-01 05:19pm
by darthdavid
every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

Posted: 2003-12-01 05:36pm
by Captain Cyran
darthdavid wrote:every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
Damn you...you beat me too it...

Posted: 2003-12-01 05:51pm
by darthdavid
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