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SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Darth Wong wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Mean, mean, mean... But still its what she deserves...

Darth Wong wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Heck, why don't you just direct it...

Give the girl what she deserves...

Err... Is there some reason that we all hate her? Besides the money and lack of farm knowledge, that is? I never even heard of her until I read the current Newsweek a couple days ago.

Rogue 9 wrote:Err... Is there some reason that we all hate her? Besides the money and lack of farm knowledge, that is? I never even heard of her until I read the current Newsweek a couple days ago.

I don't hate her. I just see another blond ass I'd like to tap...

I actually watched "A Simple Life" all the way through, and I can safetly say that Paris Hilton and her little friend is the epitome of what it means to be a dumb blond. Seriously, a retarted monkey is smarter than those two. On the brighter side though, she is the proof that all the money in the world can't buy you intelligence, or a clue. I wouldn't mind seeing her in lesbian porn with Britany Spears though.

You're a twisted bastard.

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:I actually watched "A Simple Life" all the way through, and I can safetly say that Paris Hilton and her little friend is the epitome of what it means to be a dumb blond. Seriously, a retarted monkey is smarter than those two. On the brighter side though, she is the proof that all the money in the world can't buy you intelligence, or a clue. I wouldn't mind seeing her in lesbian porn with Britany Spears though.

All true. But to give the show due credit, it was funny as hell. I don't usually like those types of show but I don't a bunch of friends and I ended up watching it because it was on after the UC Bearcats basketball. We were drunk but it did have us all rolling as we made fun of paris and her friend.

We also all agreed that the guys in that town can all go to hell. You know they're gonna get ass. Those motherfuckers.

You know, the funny thing...

All of the natural blondes I know are smart and intelligent. However, many of the bleach-bottle blondes I know are idiots.

She is a bleach-bottle blonde, and also an idiot.

Hm, guess there *is* a link between bleaching your hair and killing braincells.

Darth Wong wrote:Paris Hilton is a stupid little spoiled rich whore bimbo. End of story.

Sounds like my kinda lady

Durandal wrote:I don't think "The Simple Life" is challenging enough for these two spoiled bitches, though.

You know this reminds me of the swedish reality-show called simply "the farm" which is a bunch of people out on a farm in the woods, the contestants there where all clearly city-folks, but damn they where pathetic, this real farmer there, who used to go there with supplies and such had to take one of the cows away because it was "too much work", the really sad part is that these was a group of 5-6 healthy young people failing to maintain a farm which the farmer said was small enough for two 80 year olds to take care of themselves.

Darth Wong wrote:Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Saw a few clips on the net as they where linked from a bunch of gross threads on SA....
I do know.

Darth Wong wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Secondede, Mike! And I fucking HATE Max Hardcore porn, too. I see it all the time because my roommate keeps downloading it, and I keep riding the <Delete> key. Thank Goddess he's moving out in a couple daze...

Care giving me some help here? Who's Max Hardcore? It sounds like something Homer Simpson might change his name to, if only he spelled it correctly. Did the guy do anything like that live action "La Blue Girl"?

The central premise of the show is "Rich, urban people are different from poor/middle class rural folk." I needed a show to tell me that. Assbreath Fox execs. I second the lesbian porn show idea.

And Arkansas? They were going to call it the guinea pig state because the government had so many test ranges and the like in that state.
(plus, if an experiment went wrong, nothing valuable would be lost )

Setzer wrote:Care giving me some help here? Who's Max Hardcore? It sounds like something Homer Simpson might change his name to, if only he spelled it correctly. Did the guy do anything like that live action "La Blue Girl"?

I think he's responsible for phrases such as to "donkey-punch" someone.
There's also stuff like pissing and such involved.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Secondede, Mike! And I fucking HATE Max Hardcore porn, too. I see it all the time because my roommate keeps downloading it, and I keep riding the <Delete> key. Thank Goddess he's moving out in a couple daze...

Einey, at the rate you go through roomates (and the pervy things you do with them ), i'm begining to think you live at the YMCA.

As for Paris Hilton, not to sound like a chauvanistic prick, but she is the kind of rich prissy bitch that in my single days i would have nailed in the ass just to hear her squeal, and then never call her.

When this whole Paris Hilton thing came out,i thought it was about something that happen at the "Paris Hilton" like an orgy or something else,now i know its the name of a rich slut.


That shows you how much i don`t care about the porn industry.

1. What the hell is MAX hardcore?

2. Where can I find this video?

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:1. What the hell is MAX hardcore?

Do a search for it on Kazaa, but let's just say it ain't pretty.

2. Where can I find this video?

Once again, Kazaa is your friend. Do seach for "paris hilton", there's a shitload of fakes but the real one is about 3 minutes long.

If Max hardcore is as bad as your making it sound Id rather not subject myself to watching it. Just say what it is.

Durandal wrote:I just caught a couple of minutes of "The Simple Life," a show in which Paris Hilton and one of her sickeningly-rich friends decide that they have what it takes to live on a farm with a farm family in a small town.

I felt nauseous. Seriously, people as helpless and contemptibly stupid as they are should be dragged out and shot. These are the people who've never done a hard day's work in their entire lives and have anything they want at their beck and call. I didn't seriously think that people were that disgusting and ignorant. For once, I learned something from reality television. I learned that I'm just not cynical enough, and I probably just can't be.

AMEN! I have yet to see it, but they look like complete morons from just the ads.

But I'd still do both of them.

Darth Wong wrote:

SirNitram wrote:It isn't even good porn.

Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.

Could you elaborate a bit more for those of us who aren't as learned in the porno arts?

In the interest of accuracy, Paris is not on The Simple Life. Her sister Nikki is. However, other than a small difference in appearance (Nikki looks an iota less than completely vacant), they are pretty interchangeable. They look like the world's only living personality donors, and I can't imagine there being a complex thought between the two of them. Their entire fame seems to rest on a mistaken assumption by the media that being rich is inherently interesting. Other than being rich, I can't think of anything they've ever done in their lives that would justify them being famous at all. Seriously, even porn stars have at least one talent.

Nathan F wrote:But i'd still do both of them

Nicole Ritchie isn't even that good looking. Both of them have personalities that are about as attractive as Leona Helmsly and Paris Hilton has swallowed enough dick paste to wallpaper the Toronto SkyDome.

Montcalm wrote:When this whole Paris Hilton thing came out,i thought it was about something that happen at the "Paris Hilton" like an orgy or something else,now i know its the name of a rich slut.


That shows you how much i don`t care about the porn industry.

Showing the irony of the universe, I think the incident did happen at a Hilton in Paris.