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I don't drink Coke nor Pepsi or even Jolt. I can't explain why, except that I consider myself above cola-flavoured soft drinks.

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I don't drink Coke nor Pepsi or even Jolt. I can't explain why, except that I consider myself above cola-flavoured soft drinks.

WRONG!

No one is above cola flavoured soft drinks!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I don't drink Coke nor Pepsi or even Jolt. I can't explain why, except that I consider myself above cola-flavoured soft drinks.

WRONG!

No one is above cola flavoured soft drinks!

Do the Dew!

Anyone else wonder why Mt. Dew's slogan sounds like they are pushing drugs?

Tsyroc wrote:I wonder if there's enough of a Coke product collection market in the US where you could possibly make money selling Swedish Holiday Coke bottles to Americans?

I would be hugely disappointed if there was a market for crap like that!

Admiral Valdemar wrote:

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I don't drink Coke nor Pepsi or even Jolt. I can't explain why, except that I consider myself above cola-flavoured soft drinks.

WRONG!

No one is above cola flavoured soft drinks!

But I want to be... different... from all the other people. I'm proud to be a weirdo, and aim to stay that way.

Cola is so... ordinary. It is the anathema to weirdness. Weirdness is what I stand for. I am weirdness.

Yes, it's official. I am what some people would call a "basement hippie".

Coca Cola should stay the fuck away from our christmas. Christmas is the time when you get together with your family and friends and eat lots of good food, gives away and gets presents but must important of all: You drink Julmust instead of coke. They can have their monopoly the rest of the year and let us Swedes drink our Julmust during christmas. Even the most hardcore "coca coler" I know drinks Julmust.

But Coca Cola obviously feel that christmas is more important then any other season of the year so they spend all of their money making completely shitty commercials with 3d-animated fucking santas jumping around and drinking coke, together with goddamn Pestlife-sounding music. Argh! I can't stand that shit. They showed the horrible thing all the time during christmas last year. If anything, it only encouraged me not to buy it.

And this new special bottle-thing. Who the fuck would want one of those? They clearly are desperate...

Then drink Mountain Dew and rot your brain so as to become even more "special".

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Then drink Mountain Dew and rot your brain so as to become even more "special".

Mountain Dew's not available in Denmark, so there's no way I'm going to drink that. I usually prefer ice tea.

Simon H.Johansen wrote:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Then drink Mountain Dew and rot your brain so as to become even more "special".

Mountain Dew's not available in Denmark, so there's no way I'm going to drink that. I usually prefer ice tea.

If you were going to find a suitable analogue for Mountain Dew, then concentrated caustic soda is a good bet.

I like 7-Up.

BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?

mountain dew is decent, but only Code Red. regular mountain dew is like drinking lucifer's urine.

Slartibartfast wrote: BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?

No, they didn't.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:If you were going to find a suitable analogue for Mountain Dew, then concentrated caustic soda is a good bet.

Mountain Dew is supposed to be lemon-flavoured, right?? (although it probably tastes totally artificial - I recall Homer Simpson eschewing Mountain Dew in favour of something called "crab juice")

You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.

I know people who would pay money for collectable Coca-cola bottles.

Fuck the lot of you cola-drinkers and pass me an Orange Crush!

Mountain Dew is in my experience an utterly artificial flavor. One that I happen to like come the occasional LAN party, although I stopped drinking it lately in favor of pink lemonade.

As for cola... blech. I don't like cola.

Zoink wrote:I know people who would pay money for collectable Coca-cola bottles.

That is just sad but i'll fix ya a deal you can getall 4 of those bottles just gimme $100 and i'll fix it

Faram wrote: That is just sad but i'll fix ya a deal you can getall 4 of those bottles just gimme $100 and i'll fix it

I'd rather have more of this Swedish cheese soaked in currant vodka. I discovered that last night, too many interesting flavours in my mouth at once.... you crazy Swedes!

Have any of you ever drunk... Jaffa?

Zoink wrote:I'd rather have more of this Swedish cheese soaked in currant vodka. I discovered that last night, too many interesting flavours in my mouth at once.... you crazy Swedes!

Not a problem.

Pulling out the still, now how many litres did you vant?

About the cheese what type of cheese whas it?

His Divine Shadow wrote:Have any of you ever drunk... Jaffa?

JAFFA!

Nectar of gods! Hartvall rules!

Fucking Swedes, you'll take your corporate ass raping and like it.

Faram wrote: About the cheese what type of cheese whas it?

I'm not sure. The Canadian distributor buy the huge blocks, cuts it up and resells it in their own packaging, I only see a small part of the original label . Its marked Swedish cheddar, aged one year in Currant Vodka.

It was just something I noticed last night in the store; seemed to interesting to pass up. The concept of soaking cheese in alcohol is new to me. I thought that maybe it was a crazy (but strangely tasty) Swedish thing to do

Son of the Suns wrote:Fucking Swedes, you'll take your corporate ass raping and like it.

Quiet now litte baby mod, order vill be restored just drink this and everything vill be okay!

Hands Son of the Suns a drink.

Hands Son of Sun a tall glass with 30cl of nothing but Vodka

Zoink wrote:I'm not sure. The Canadian distributor buy the huge blocks, cuts it up and resells it in their own packaging, I only see a small part of the original label . Its marked Swedish cheddar, aged one year in Currant Vodka.

It was just something I noticed last night in the store; seemed to interesting to pass up. The concept of soaking cheese in alcohol is new to me. I thought that maybe it was a crazy (but strangely tasty) Swedish thing to do

Hmm think I saw "Brännvninscheddar" in a store at one time. have to check it out.

Oh that word means Burnt Vine=Vodka + Cheddar.