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aerius wrote:

Andrew J. wrote:Do you have pets? Grind up the birds and put 'em in their food dishes, you might be able to get rid of them and save money on pet food at the same time.

Nope, I don't have pets. On the other hand I have eaten quails and pigeon before so maybe I should go find out what kind of birds these are and make a meal out of them for myself...I wonder how they'll taste like...hmmm......

Perhaps you could have people over and make a meal out of the birds without them knowing. Then, when the meal is done, tell them what you made it out of.

Y'know, I was going to suggest the very same thing, but I thought everyone would think I'm some sick bastard. Silly me, this is SDNet!

Crayz9000 wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:Thats what you get for using windex on your windows.

You're right, it's best for soaking your elbows in. You can also use it to replace any fluid in your car

You know, windex works pretty damn well as windshield fluid. During the summer only of course.

What's funny is that when my uncle did that, a damn robin SLAMMED into his windshield while he was over at my parents visiting. Stupid bird bounced OFF the windshield and landed in the driveway on the OTHER side of the car. Obviously the impact killed the bird instantly, but the interesting thing is....there was no blood! Just some dust where the bird hit the windshield and some feathers flying around.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Perhaps you could have people over and make a meal out of the birds without them knowing. Then, when the meal is done, tell them what you made it out of.

LOL

Just don't do that in America. Thats one of the fastest ways to get your ass sued into bankruptcy.