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Sporkzen wrote:meh..me wifes titties get too sore to do that.. ah well ic an still bury me head in them and go brrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrr :twisted:
Ever fallen asleep with your head on her breasts? Now that is a good feeling. 8)
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HemlockGrey wrote:I can't go to this forum anymore without being accompanied by stabbing pangs of jealousy and burning rage.
I don't suppose this is a good time to tell you that I'll be seeing "Return of the King" with my GF's sister and several of our sexy chick friends....
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Not really somethign thats ever appealed to me. The last woman i was in a relationship with was a devout catholic and considered letting me go down on her almost too kinky. She however did have extremely sensitive nipples and i could make her cum just with the proper combination to sucking and caressing. Damn all these sex threads, and no actual sex in my life at the moment. :cry:
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Post by jenat-lai »

All I can say is

10DD - 8E

don't know what that is in American sizes.

That is all.
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Post by aphexmonster »

after hearing toe fucking and male tit fucking ... im through with this thread ....


eh.... maybe it has a couple more good posts comming.



but im afraid :shock:
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If the girl has breasts large enough. :P

Most of the women I am attracted to don't have ginormous boobs.
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It is possible to do with smaller breasts.

It is entirely possible.
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aphexmonster wrote:after hearing toe fucking and male tit fucking ... im through with this thread ....
Well, if that's not to your taste there's always finger fucking...
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aerius wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:after hearing toe fucking and male tit fucking ... im through with this thread ....
Well, if that's not to your taste there's always finger fucking...
Why stop there? What about fisting?
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Stravo wrote:Hmmm....I really want to say something nasty or relay a story or two but the fact is I am not a tit man, have never been. Most of my girlfriends have been in the A and B cup range. (Happens when you like girls who weigh about 100pounds and are 5'1 but I digress) So no tit fucking sorry.
Bah! Substance, I must have my substance. I enjoy the athletic girls who still have an ass, hips, and breasts!
Stravo wrote:Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it. :twisted:
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SirNitram wrote:It is possible to do with smaller breasts.

It is entirely possible.
Hmm... please do explain. With pictoral references, if possible.
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Stravo wrote:Why stop there? What about fisting?
Well there's that too, but besides the fact that I don't know any women who'd let me do that, fisting is just not something I'd want to do. BTW, did you know that fisting porn is illegal in Canada?
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aerius wrote: Well there's that too, but besides the fact that I don't know any women who'd let me do that, fisting is just not something I'd want to do. BTW, did you know that fisting porn is illegal in Canada?
It's illegal in the US too. I was watching a behind the scenes making of bit for a Jenna Jameson video and she was mentioning the director constantly reminding her "thumbs out" so it wouldn't be considered fisting. :?
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Not a big fan of tit fucking. Most girls don't have large enough breasts to make it worthwhile, and those that do don't seem to get that much enjoyment out of it in my experience. If I'm looking to spice up sex I usually change location (outdoors, hot tub, beach, shower) rather than changing to different erogenous zones.
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HemlockGrey wrote:GODDAMN YOU ALL.
Dude, your still in high school. Give it some time. Your life does not become drastically better after you get laid for the first time.
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If your girlfriend has 42-DDs, then its very very interesting.

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The Kernel wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:GODDAMN YOU ALL.
Dude, your still in high school. Give it some time. Your life does not become drastically better after you get laid for the first time.
No, it gets drastically better DURING your first lay.
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HemlockGrey wrote:I can't go to this forum anymore without being accompanied by stabbing pangs of jealousy and burning rage.
I know how you feel... BTW, I'm out of college and still haven't gotten a GF (although the quality around is rather poor).
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I'm told it can be pretty fun and it's something I'd like to try out sometime soon...but I kinda need a BF first.... :?
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muse wrote:I'm told it can be pretty fun and it's something I'd like to try out sometime soon...but I kinda need a BF first.... :?
Lemme call your sister up and see if she'll let me try it out with you. :D
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aerius wrote:
muse wrote:I'm told it can be pretty fun and it's something I'd like to try out sometime soon...but I kinda need a BF first.... :?
Lemme call your sister up and see if she'll let me try it out with you. :D
And how many slaps does she owe you know? :P
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Metrion Cascade wrote:No, it gets drastically better DURING your first lay.
Yeah, but afterwards its basically the same as it was before, except for the fact that you're facing the possibility of still MORE sex with the person. To be honest, the first time I had sex was a little uncomfortable and was not as fun in concrete terms of pleasure as jerking off had often been. But it gets better the more times you do it.
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Fighter of Foo wrote:And how many slaps does she owe you know? :P
I'm not sure, I stopped counting after 5. And besides, she gets her sister to whack me for her.
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Tits, toes, ears nose... this is all very confusing.
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