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built a cloning base and now had an army to play with. His first target was...

The Whataburger on Hwy 98 in Florida. After a bad experience involving a paper napkin, a small sprite, and a Kilo of uranium, he was gonna exact his revenge by....

Turning loose the dreaded Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon onto the horde of unfortunate restaurant patrons. With a shout, the thunder and roar of Wombat battle cries drew steadily closer to the unsuspecting Whataburger. As the patrons soon became aware of the terrible danger fast approaching, they....

Pull various weapons from various places and looked to make a fight of it, For the Canadian Fjord Monkey had sent his Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon to the Whataburger that just so happen to be hosting this months NRA meeting, in particular the Irate Irish NRA divison, Local 335 was having thier meeting so with a yell they turned to the Peruvian short-tailed Wombat platoon and...

...at that very moment, thousands of miles away, Warlord Bill had finally carved out the Empire of Bill from conquered territories in Iraq, Iran, and Afganistan...

sent Tusken raiders to help the NRA. The battle was furious, but when the smoke cleared...

A large army of klingon warriors beamed to the surface; they charged into battle and..

were immediately cut down by people who don't drop their guns. AS the last Klingon fell...

he claimed that he was the illegitimate son of the Sith Lord Darth...

Clinton, who'd sold signed his life away to the dark side in exchange for a (CENSORED) from a Twi'lek dancer. He died several years later. Now, the monkey was ready to attack his foes in...

...stead, just as he was about to launch his attack, the newly crowned Emperor Bill somehow blitzed Canada all the way from Afganistan, temporarily upsetting the monkey's plans...

...plans to take over Zimbabway which had been renamed New Zamasbar the previous day thus confusion the GPS guided Flying monkeys he had sent. Instead they landed in the little town of...

Zanabia, which was in the middle of...

Upper Volta, which in turn was ruled by a fanatical dictator known as..

Igiwalui, who had been boosted into power by a group of renegade Vong warriors. They were seeking revenge on...

the Wongites, an evil group of mercenaries who had one goal in mind and that was to...

incinerate the continent of North America. They were planning this because they'd been wronged by one of the Vong named...

...Al Gore who lost them the election and refuse to acept defeat gracefuly and comit Sakbato, A grave slap on thier collective honor. With the help if thier blade waving Klingon Allies the secretly ploted to..

destroy every last Wongite with their new uber-weapon of mass destruction. It has struck fear in nearly every race. It is known as the...

'Super badass laserbeam of total destruction and pleasent after smell not unlike chocolate chip cookies' NOW WITH FREE DISCO BALL(TM). It was made by the secret society of....

gorehounds, who wanted to see lots and lots of blood. They were about to get their wish, for....

A large metorite had smashed the local bloodbank, drowning the gorehounds. The Acient and Mystical Society of the "No Homers" laughed for plan 117A had gone perfeclty however they could not forsee the fact that...

The moon laser developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, better known as "The Alan Parsons Project," had secretly been brought back to operational status by parties unknown. This development had grave implications for the....

the society of No-Homers who were the arch enemies of the Wongites. Now the No-Homers had a secret ally that they called in their battle against Dr. Alan Parsons and his cronies, he was strong, brilliant, and omnipotent. He was known as...

Darkstar, and his bricklike head was used to crush the moon-based laser and kill Parsons. Then...