Page 2 of 5

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:05pm
by Andrew J.
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's one:

I occur once every minute, twice every moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years.
Yeesh, that's even easier than the coin one.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:05pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Then there's the old classic:

Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came sweetness.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:06pm
by haas mark
Mr Bean wrote:I sing and scream
I am everywhere and nowhere
I bring Storms or are driven before them
I am biting cold or oven hot
I can freeze you to the bone or sorch you


WAI?(What am I?)
PLease don't say "God"!

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:06pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Mr Bean wrote:I sing and scream
I am everywhere and nowhere
I bring Storms or are driven before them
I am biting cold or oven hot
I can freeze you to the bone or sorch you


WAI?(What am I?)
Wind.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:07pm
by Shadow WarChief
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
I am stronger than God, more Evil than the devil; eat me and you shall perish.

NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:07pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
verilon wrote:PLease don't say "God"!
Nope, it's not God... but it is from the Bible. Samson's riddle. The answer: a lion's skull containing a beehive.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:09pm
by haas mark
Shadow WarChief wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
I am stronger than God, more Evil than the devil; eat me and you shall perish.

NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"
I have seriously not heard that joke until about six weeks ago...and I gave up on it.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:10pm
by Andrew J.
Shadow WarChief wrote:
NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"
Really? I never learned that one, although it does remind me of the way to prove a ham sandwich is better than eternal bliss, but that's more of a logic trick...

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:11pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:12pm
by Andrew J.
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:12pm
by haas mark
Little Kids.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:12pm
by Kuja
The answer to mine was...the human brain.

I don't know this new one...babies?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:16pm
by salm
hm... baby riddles

fun but disgusting!

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:16pm
by Mr Bean
Yep Wind

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:17pm
by haas mark
salm wrote:hm... baby riddles

fun but disgusting!
Not to mention evil...

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:19pm
by Kuja
verilon wrote:Not to mention evil...
Like you! :wink: *ruffles hair*

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:20pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?
Baby in a microwave, actually.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of woodchucks?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:22pm
by Kuja
What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:24pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
A martian in a blender?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:25pm
by haas mark
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?
Baby in a microwave, actually.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of woodchucks?
ROFLMMFPAO!!!!

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:26pm
by haas mark
IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:Not to mention evil...
Like you! :wink: *ruffles hair*
Thankee!

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:27pm
by salm
what´s red and white and screaming?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:27pm
by haas mark
Your avatar?

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:28pm
by Kuja
A penguin who's done a thousand push-ups.

Posted: 2002-10-09 08:29pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
salm wrote:what´s red and white and screaming?
A nun caught in a woodchipper.