Yet Another Stupid Christian...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2002-10-14 05:23am

Jesus Christ wrote

I dont think so, my son.

JC just hides behind his daddy, everyone hides behind Buffy

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » 2002-10-16 06:25am

weemadando wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
I dont think so, my son.
Oh cmon, what did you ever do? Water to wine... Ooooh scary. Lets see you unleash some cataclysmic whup-arse upon the minions of hell rather than just "resisting their temptations". Satan ain't going to go away until you kick his arse. So much for an all-powerful God, the holy trinity and the rest. You couldn't even deal with a goddamn fallen angel.

Sissy.

Oh and what would you know, oh Aussie that cannot leave the wombats alone? The bible was written by men who were a strict victorians wet dream. Seriously, those guys couldnt get laid in a whore house. And beleive you me, the water to wine bit draws more teenage pussy than you can possibly imagine.
As for Satan and me, we spent the whole time geting pissed ina massage parlour half a mile outside of Bethelehem, and trust me, Roman soldiers dislike a disturbance of the peace even less than a irate redneck sothern cop who see's black men in a BMW, I handled them, so trust me, I can handle a skinny bimbo who wouldnt know what real fighting was if it licked her clit.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » 2002-10-16 06:26am

Gandalf wrote:Jesus Christ wrote
I dont think so, my son.
JC just hides behind his daddy, everyone hides behind Buffy

You just like looking at her ass.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » 2002-10-16 06:28am

Enlightenment wrote:
weemadando wrote: Ummm, dude, J. C. is just a ASVS denizen who tends to masquerade as our Lord and Saviour from time to time.
The sets 'ASVS poster' and 'trolling dimwit' are by no means mutually exclusive.

My son, here is 10 bucks, buy thyself a sence of humour.

And I want change!