Can Berman & Braga Be Stopped?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 04:41pm

Send Manji after them.

*sounds of sixteen inchers firing in background*

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-16 04:42pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Fall of the Federation? New alien foe? Someone tell George to buy the ST franchise immediately! More Stormies in the Federation!
What would be the point in that? Trekkies would probably never watch it. Enterprise all over again.

Hey, *I'd watch it*. The season opener could have George Lucas politely addressing the camera before the opening prologue, saying: "To all the loyal Trekkies out there, let me be the first to welcome you to the total and utter annihilation of the focus for your silly little lives."

Okay. So it wouldn't be like that. But I'd STILL watch it.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-10-16 04:48pm

Point Osama in the direction of the new studios and give him a couple of surplus C-5 galaxies loaded with FAEs.

That should fix one problem.

you think so small, send the Russian army after them and tell them these are the worst Capitalist scum on the planet

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-16 06:00pm

NO The Russian army is now full of black market capitalists. Tell them it's full of Chechynan Sympathsizers.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-16 06:54pm

Titan/Mariner? THAT'S the proposed name for series 6 flagship?

MAKE IT ENTERPRISE-F you fucking dipshits!!!!!!!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 06:58pm

IG-88E wrote:Titan/Mariner? THAT'S the proposed name for series 6 flagship?

MAKE IT ENTERPRISE-F you fucking dipshits!!!!!!!

Well, considering the nature of the (rumored) new storyline, I say give it a military ship name, like Monitor or Vigilant or Valiant... something like that.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 07:00pm

On another note, if they insist on having another Trek series, why not do the New Frontier series by Peter David? Have him as Executive Producer on it. Christ, at least that guy can do Trek, and do it well.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-16 07:24pm

Riker Captain in a new series?
Frakes sure has some damn ego to not realise everybody hates him. Asshole.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 07:27pm

Evil Jerk wrote:Riker Captain in a new series?
Frakes sure has some damn ego to not realise everybody hates him. Asshole.

Yeah, personally I'd rather see David Duchovny as Captain Calhoun -- but only if Peter David helms the next series. Otherwise, Trek would be a punishment neither Duchovny nor the fans deserve.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 07:40pm

Hey, I recognize that sig...

Little Phoebe fell off a tall building and died. Moral #1: Don't fall off tall buildings. Moral #2: Don't die. Moral #3 -- and the most impartant: Don't be Little Phoebe.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-10-16 07:41pm

Gah. Trek is dead. Long live Wars.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 08:30pm

XaLEv wrote:Hey, I recognize that sig...

Little Phoebe fell off a tall building and died. Moral #1: Don't fall off tall buildings. Moral #2: Don't die. Moral #3 -- and the most impartant: Don't be Little Phoebe.

Yeah, Kitty used it for awhile at SB. I don't know where the hell she came up with it, but I like it. And since she's retired from the boards, I figured she really couldn't get mad at me for plagiarizing it from her. (Besides, I almost choked on my Mountain Dew when she dictated it to me for her own sig; she owes me for that.)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 09:17pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Yeah, Kitty used it for awhile at SB. I don't know where the hell she came up with it, but I like it. And since she's retired from the boards, I figured she really couldn't get mad at me for plagiarizing it from her. (Besides, I almost choked on my Mountain Dew when she dictated it to me for her own sig; she owes me for that.)

She's retired from the boards? May I ask why?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-16 09:23pm

XaLEv wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Yeah, Kitty used it for awhile at SB. I don't know where the hell she came up with it, but I like it. And since she's retired from the boards, I figured she really couldn't get mad at me for plagiarizing it from her. (Besides, I almost choked on my Mountain Dew when she dictated it to me for her own sig; she owes me for that.)
She's retired from the boards? May I ask why?

She went to California for about a week, and since she's been back she just hasn't really gotten back on. Also, I got into it while taking dictation for her posts (I type about 3 times as fast as she does) and she hasn't had the heart to kick me off the computer since she's been back.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-16 10:07pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:She went to California for about a week, and since she's been back she just hasn't really gotten back on. Also, I got into it while taking dictation for her posts (I type about 3 times as fast as she does) and she hasn't had the heart to kick me off the computer since she's been back.

Ah. Okay.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-10-17 06:55am

johnpham wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:I got a better idea; tell them that there is a new studio location Virginia. Then maybe the sniper will get them...
Noooooooo I live in Northern Virginia!!!!!!1

Grab those guns... QUICK!!!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-17 12:36pm

Hell Sheppard and Wiltkins live in the area where this is going down.