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I only need two:

1) Omnipotence

2) Immortality

Simple and effective.

1.) the Mind reading thing so the genie can't bugger it up

2.) the ability to attract any woman i want with just a smile

3.) my own personal Star Destroyer & Loyal Crew

Hmmm....

1. Reality Alteration (ala Q; Franklin Richards)
With this single wish, I could make myself immortal or invulnerable or filthy rich.....or give myself my own Lexa Doig love-slave!
No other wishes are really needed.

2. *Wish Saved As Back Up- Just In Case

3. *Wish Saved As Back Up- Just In Case

1) Make me immortal
2) Make the genie give me it's wish granting powers

And now I can wish myself anything that I want to for all eternity.

The Lawyer idea is a good one however the classic one to get around the three wish rule is a lawyers asking for ANOTHER genie with the three wishs who you use to get another and another

The end result is a ton of Geine's who you have two wishs with and one you have three wishs with and you can have fun


However Q powers(Plus the smarts on how to use them) is my first request, second would be grealty slowed aging but not infinte Life, While I'd might like to see the next billion years, I probably want to see the next hundred trillion

My first pirotiry of course would be the good of man(IE subconsius suggestion to vote for Bean at the Election booth, then use America's military might(And handy mind control) to take-over the rest

But first of course I'd be fixing the damage all the idiots have done over the years

Hmm you could almost say I wanted to be the Emperor of Man but smarter faster, Stronger!.... Evil.. wait.. no on that last one

I'd firstly wish for about 200 billion US in assorted materials, including maybe such things as raw gold nuggets, no stamped bars or anything, BIG, rough, uncut gems, and mainly crude petrol and oil - all carefully contained and marked. I only want 5 million in current US bills to fund an operation to set up and sell the materials. No other bills - I intend to live a long time and I don't want any questions from the mints or anything.
That would do me for life, and I don't need to be the richest man on earth, just comfortable and able to provide for my loved ones and anyone else (ie, toss out a few million for cancer research here, some to promote technology I like over there).

Secondly, I'd wish for the ability to remain at my current age, physical capabilities and health for as long as I chose to maintain it, regardless of what happens to me (so that I *can* die if I so choose, but am meanwhile not just immortal, but immune to physical pain, damage and discomfort - no 'Death Becomes Her' scenario immortality for me).

Thirdly, I'd wish that the genie lamp or whatever would be lost far in deep space so that, hopefully, no one stupid could find and use it to accidentally destroy the universe or anything. I'm assuming that eventually people would notice the immortal, eccentric billionaire and I couldn't keep the genie lamp secret forever. And I have no intention of living a recluse.

1. fully funcional super stardstroyer with an unlimited food supply waiting for me in high earth orbit(shuttle on my lawn) Also a provision in this wish is that i will be in command of a COMPETANT imperial crew and fighter compliment. This SSD will be escorted by 8 ISDmkII and 32 lancer class frigates

2. A portal into the star trek universe

3. Unlimited wishes

4. I wish art was gay and attracted to me(no I still havent gotten over him)

Inifanite Wishes... duh... of course if I couldn't do that then my aternatives would be:

1. Pretender abilities: the knowledge and the mind capacity to understand
and be anything I please... oh yeah
2. Slowed, healthy aging: I wouldn't want to live forever, but I would like
live for quiet some time and to live my older years
with the good health (AKA not a food sucking, hunch
backed, tierd, hurting old man)
3. The ability to bend reality: nough said, temporal god like powers to put
it basically

But I'd still want infanite wishes

1. Wish for another Genie that will grant me three wishes
1. Wish for another Genie that will grant me three wishes
1. Wish for another Genie that will grant me three wishes
1. you get the picture...
2. Wish for enough money to live comfortably for as long as I live.
3. A very carefully phrased request for immortality... (I don't want to end up a rotting hulk that's still alive, or a head, that's alive...)

I would like an end to stupidity on Earth, a trillion dollars, and to have sci-fi tech become possible overnight.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I would like an end to stupidity on Earth,....

The best one I have seen so far...

Hmmm....

1. Immortality at age, say, 26, immune to all weapons and in perfect physical condition (ie: just above-average height, fairly muscled).

2. Whenever I need to pay for something, I reach into my pocket and have the perfect amount there, be it cash or check (guess I'll need an inexhausible bank account to go with that)

3. A fully-functioning Devil Gundam (final form). Hey, I like to let loose once in a while...

1) To have the perfect guy for me in both personality and looks (the way I envision him, no other way)

2) To be able to have anything and everything I want, have ever wanted, and will ever want, but also to never get tired of it

3) To look the way I have wanted to since about 8th grade

Of course, if infinite wishes were allowed, then that would be first wish, followed by these three, followed by I dunno how many else....Of course, my second wish kind of covers that, anyways...

1st wish - Wish that this wish and every other wish granted would be fulfilled according to the intent, of the wisher.

2nd wish - Wish for infinite wishes. (or the ability to instantaneously bring my desires in reality)

3rd wish - That I had magical powers superseding those of greater deities. (Might be rendered irrelevant by previous wish)

4th wish - That SD.net were immune to hacking

5th wish - That Bean would learn to type English properly (Pleeeease don't hurt me, Bean...)

6th wish - That I would be immortal, and possess eternal youth (very important - some Greek guy received immortality but not eternal youth, so he shriveled up into a grasshopper-like creature after a few centuries)

7th wish - That Osama would surrender himself... to the rednecks of America...

8th wish - That my personal Death Star (Happy Fun Ball) would be brought into existence.

9th wish - That we would FINALLY make contact with relatively peaceful aliens (Bentusi-type, not Xenomorph- or Cardassian- or Drej-type)

10th wish and onward - That everyone on SD.net gets one wish to use (No wishing for anything which could impair my ability to wish, though)

That everyone on SD.net gets one wish to use (No wishing for anything which could impair my ability to wish, though)

One upmen-ship until I wish for Moderator Powers in RL(Hmm you talk to much, time to edit "your account")


Chick?
Delete
Yes/No: Yes
Are you Sure?
Yes
Chick: What that? *Poink!

In furthernews the well know Christian Fundmentlist Chick, suddenly disapered while giving a speech with a loud *poink sound, considering the Pope and day old childerd are still hear I don't think its the rapture fokes,
On an unrelated note ALL HAIL MORDAC RULER OF EARTH, MAY HIS NAME OUTLIVE THE STARS! MORDAC!

*Meanwhile

Bean:Yes... Yes... it all comes to completition

Mr Bean wrote:

That everyone on SD.net gets one wish to use (No wishing for anything which could impair my ability to wish, though)

One upmen-ship until I wish for Moderator Powers in RL(Hmm you talk to much, time to edit "your account")


Chick?
Delete
Yes/No: Yes
Are you Sure?
Yes
Chick: What that? *Poink!

In furthernews the well know Christian Fundmentlist Chick, suddenly disapered while giving a speech with a loud *poink sound, considering the Pope and day old childerd are still hear I don't think its the rapture fokes,
On an unrelated note ALL HAIL MORDAC RULER OF EARTH, MAY HIS NAME OUTLIVE THE STARS! MORDAC!

*Meanwhile

Bean:Yes... Yes... it all comes to completition

Uhh...what?

Reposted from B5tech:

I have only one serious wish: JaT araN


I'm not telling you what it means.

Really, what do you think I would wish for?

Anyway, I'd wish for infinite wishes. And if Mr. Genie says no, I'll say "Screw you"

10th wish and onward - That everyone on SD.net gets one wish to use (No wishing for anything which could impair my ability to wish, though)

Read my second wish above...

1. Bill Gates and the people responsible for Starbucks, Coca-Cola, and Paramount Pictures all leave me everything in their wills and then mysteriously pass away the next day.

2. Technology for building holodecks becomes expensive, but possible. Just expensive enough so that I can do it, but hardly anyone else can.

3. I wish for world peace (just kidding). I to take some island in the Hawaiian Islands and put my name on it.

1) To have always enaugh money in my bank account and/or wallet to purchase whatever I want.

2) The ability to purchase, sell, trade and make a gift of intangibles and abstract concepts (e.g. immortality, love, intelligence...)

3) A chain of shops (one in every city) who sell, buy and trade intangibles and abstract concepts.

Just to puzzle the genie a bit.

1) Star Wars universe really exists
2) I live in Star Wars universe
3) I am the most powerful Dark Lord of the Sith ever

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

1) a dishwasher

2) a dryer

4) knowing everything about 3ds max

1) A New Hope on DVD
2) The Empire Strikes Back on DVD
3) Return of the Jedi on DVD

my first wish was solved yesterday. YEEEEEEEHAW!!!