Technical virgins

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-03-01 03:02am

Darth Wong wrote:Anal sex is now our preferred method of contraception

LOL!!

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-03-01 03:34am

Darth Wong wrote:My wife once asked why so many men are fascinated by anal sex, as demonstrated by porn, yet so reluctant to have their own butts played with. I tried to explain to her in Tarzan-speak:

Me man. Me like to fuck.
You woman. You like to get fucked.

It's that simple

Amen!

I remember in highschool being surprised how thin the 'line' is with most girls; you ask, they say 'icky no way', several orgasms and some anal play later and its a different story...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-03-01 03:37am

Somebody fucked up their quote. I was trying to figure out how Rogue 9 suddenly got married... then it dawned on me that it was just a misquote of Darth Wong.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-01 03:37am

Please, do not screw up your quotes like that! I did not say that.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-03-01 03:48am

Well... its never done *THAT* before!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-01 03:52am

Its still screwed up.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2004-03-01 03:58am

In their "Useful Links" section:

Falwell Ministries - He does not endorse anal sex, but we think he's an asshole.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-03-01 04:00am

How did my name even get in that quote, anyway?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-03-01 04:02am

Rogue 9 wrote:How did my name even get in that quote, anyway?

Stark wanted to reply to Darth Wong's post, which had a quote from you in it. He removed your quote, and the ending quote tag, but forgot to remove the opening quote tag. As a result, the BBCode parser attributed the quote to you, since it couldn't find a second ending quote tag.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2004-03-01 04:59am

Crayz9000 wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:How did my name even get in that quote, anyway?
Stark wanted to reply to Darth Wong's post, which had a quote from you in it. He removed your quote, and the ending quote tag, but forgot to remove the opening quote tag. As a result, the BBCode parser attributed the quote to you, since it couldn't find a second ending quote tag.

Christ I'm glad someone could work it out. I looked at the tags on the original post, and I must have been temporarily insane to chop it the way I did. Its fixed now

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2004-03-01 05:43am

That video is fucking gold. When it started, if I hadn't known better, I would have thought it was another one of those annoying ads that discourage teens from having sex.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-01 08:12pm

That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant!

Now that is what I call a positive attitude!