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Posted: **2004-03-02 05:30pm**

thou shalt not use microsoft based operating systems! idolatry is an affont to the lord!

Posted: **2004-03-02 05:37pm**

Darth_Zod wrote:thou shalt not use microsoft based operating systems! idolatry is an affont to the lord!

Erm... No. *Hugs PC.*

Posted: **2004-03-02 05:51pm**

Thou Shalt not roll over and go to sleep after sex. (one for the women)

Thou Shall give more than 1 blow job a year (to keep things even)

Thou shall add the book of Flava Flav to the bible (Thankyou Bloodhound Gang)

Posted: **2004-03-02 06:09pm**

Thou shalt not apply artificial fragrances in lieu of bathing.

Posted: **2004-03-02 06:24pm**

To add to the food list:

Thou shalt refrigerate thy food.
Thou shalt not eat any form of sausages. (Those things are gross...)

Posted: **2004-03-02 06:30pm**

Discombobulated wrote:Thou shalt not eat any form of sausages. (Those things are gross...)

BLASPHEMY!

Posted: **2004-03-02 06:31pm**

thy drinks which are meant to have caffeine shall be the only acceptable thing to drink. decaffeinated is an abomination as it defies the will of your lord!

Posted: **2004-03-02 10:23pm**

Darth_Zod wrote:thy drinks which are meant to have caffeine shall be the only acceptable thing to drink. decaffeinated is an abomination as it defies the will of your lord!

As is thine diet drinks, for they have horrid after taste.

Posted: **2004-03-02 10:39pm**

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:thy drinks which are meant to have caffeine shall be the only acceptable thing to drink. decaffeinated is an abomination as it defies the will of your lord!
As is thine diet drinks, for they have horrid after taste.

I'm beginning to picture a new Coke-over-Pepsi campaign: "What Would Jesus Drink?" and have Jim Caviezel as Jesus in a commercial drinking a Coke.

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