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Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-03 01:11pm
by Faram
muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks. :D
Damn!

And I got my hopes up!

Posted: 2004-03-03 01:45pm
by muse
Lord Pounder wrote:I feel cheated by this thread. Is this not the kind of thread that an announcement was made about, i.e. a misleading title? :P
now now, I said nothing about me being the GF in question. Had I stated "Want me to be your GF?" in the title then you'd indeed have a point, however I did not so there! The only things you were misled by was your overly active hormones and imagination. :P

Posted: 2004-03-03 02:20pm
by Lord Pounder
Damn foiled again. Damn you hormones, always leading me up the garden path.

I must now take 35 seconds to re-evaluate my life.

Posted: 2004-03-03 04:09pm
by aerius
Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?
Yes I belive there was.
Yup, there definitely was, and I was the one that posted it. The "Instant Imaginary GF Kit" as it was called, which consisted of a pair of panties and some other girly stuff to plant around one's home.

As for this one, god, the possiblities for mischief are endless. If the girl's the jealous type or she suspects her BF ain't being honest with her, I could use this to completely fuck over their relationship. :twisted:

Posted: 2004-03-03 11:47pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Hey, I have a girlfriend! Just because she doesn't exist doesn't mean she loves me!

Posted: 2004-03-04 12:14am
by Rogue 9
aerius wrote:As for this one, god, the possiblities for mischief are endless. If the girl's the jealous type or she suspects her BF ain't being honest with her, I could use this to completely fuck over their relationship. :twisted:
aerius, you are a sick, twisted, sadistic bastard. You know that, right? :P

Posted: 2004-03-04 12:36am
by neoolong
The Kernel wrote:Bah, you think that's bad? A couple years back there was a company called "Coincidence Design" (now defunct) that was aparently staffed by private investigator types who would stalk a girl of your choosing, find out everything about her and arrange a chance meeting for around $50,000.
That's pathetic. All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.

Not that I've ever done it. No really. Uh, I'll be quiet now.

Posted: 2004-03-04 04:18am
by Uraniun235
neoolong wrote:All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.
*Scowls, shakes fist, and wanders off grumbling*

Posted: 2004-03-05 12:07am
by Lt. Dan
Man, thats good. I might have done it if I hadn't stoped carring what the kids at my school thought.(Yes, I was pathetic and shalow.)

Posted: 2004-03-05 10:53am
by Tsyroc
muse doesn't happen to know some of these girls does she?

You know, maybe she's getting a kickback for every lose....<ahem> person from SD.net she gets to utilize the service because she posted it here. :D

Posted: 2004-03-05 08:23pm
by muse
muse does not know any of these girls to the best of her knowledge, nor is she getting a kickback.

However, I might just sign up there if there's enough suc...er...I mean demand for my services here. I'm a poor starving university student and I could use some extra income... :wink:

Posted: 2004-03-05 08:27pm
by RedImperator
That Isobel looks pretty hot. Not as hot as my actual, real life girlfriend, but not bad. :D

Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-05 09:28pm
by Wicked Pilot
muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks. :D
You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you. :wink:

Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-05 11:01pm
by muse
Wicked Pilot wrote:You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you. :wink:
I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in... :wink:

Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-06 12:28am
by Wicked Pilot
muse wrote:I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in... :wink:
Are you just using me to get free air under your butt?

Posted: 2004-03-07 10:02pm
by Illuminatus Primus
Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.
I hear Dennis Leary sang a song about you, Mike. :wink:

Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-17 10:09am
by h0rus
muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks. :D
Shrug. Do you get a commision for spamming? :D j/k. Anyhow, my curiousity is piqued, and I must now try this out for myself. Damn people with too much money on their hands. I'll summarize how it goes, and the extent of the services, the quality.

Re: Need A Girlfriend?

Posted: 2004-03-22 07:13pm
by h0rus
Followup. I just got an e-mail from one of the ladies today. I'll try to go into more detail as I feel like it later this week.

Posted: 2004-03-22 09:29pm
by aerius
You signed up? cool! Would you mind writing a quick review of the service after you're done?

Posted: 2004-03-22 09:37pm
by AnimeJet
Wow, its not fake? o_O...

Posted: 2004-03-22 09:53pm
by h0rus
aerius wrote:You signed up? cool! Would you mind writing a quick review of the service after you're done?
Yep. I'm planning on it. :)