Re: Need A Girlfriend?
Posted: 2004-03-03 01:11pm
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now now, I said nothing about me being the GF in question. Had I stated "Want me to be your GF?" in the title then you'd indeed have a point, however I did not so there! The only things you were misled by was your overly active hormones and imagination.Lord Pounder wrote:I feel cheated by this thread. Is this not the kind of thread that an announcement was made about, i.e. a misleading title?
Yup, there definitely was, and I was the one that posted it. The "Instant Imaginary GF Kit" as it was called, which consisted of a pair of panties and some other girly stuff to plant around one's home.Gandalf wrote:Yes I belive there was.Dorsk 81 wrote:Wasn't there a thread about this kinda thing being auctioned on EBay a little while ago?
aerius, you are a sick, twisted, sadistic bastard. You know that, right?aerius wrote:As for this one, god, the possiblities for mischief are endless. If the girl's the jealous type or she suspects her BF ain't being honest with her, I could use this to completely fuck over their relationship.
That's pathetic. All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.The Kernel wrote:Bah, you think that's bad? A couple years back there was a company called "Coincidence Design" (now defunct) that was aparently staffed by private investigator types who would stalk a girl of your choosing, find out everything about her and arrange a chance meeting for around $50,000.
*Scowls, shakes fist, and wanders off grumbling*neoolong wrote:All it takes is a little time and luck. It's not that hard.
You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you.muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks.
I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in...Wicked Pilot wrote:You're not available? You know I'd drop whatever I'm doing and drive straight to Toronto just for you.
Are you just using me to get free air under your butt?muse wrote:I'm available if you have a jet plane to take me flying in...
I hear Dennis Leary sang a song about you, Mike.Darth Wong wrote:Ah, I see. I guess I must not be very polite then, since I actually have asked guys to prove that their girlfriends existed.
Shrug. Do you get a commision for spamming?muse wrote:No, not me, these lovely chicks.
Yep. I'm planning on it.aerius wrote:You signed up? cool! Would you mind writing a quick review of the service after you're done?