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Posted: 2002-10-17 10:06pm
by RayCav of ASVS
Ok I think it's time we lock Baron up for good
(only ASVS'ers would get that)
Posted: 2002-10-17 10:12pm
by Master of Ossus
What is this world coming to? First everyone destroys Mary Poppins forever by wondering on the board what would happen if she and Trinity ever went at it, and now this! I can't even imagine where we'll all be in twenty years.
Incidentally, one of my friends was telling me about a guy who received third degree burns to his genitals recreating the scene from American Pie when he tried to use a freshly baked pie. My question is, did he wear gloves when he took the thing out of the oven? If he did, then he's a complete idiot. If he didn't wear gloves, he should have been able to recognize that the pie was hot, and know not to go about his business on it. That would make him even stupider!
Posted: 2002-10-17 10:12pm
by Kuja
RayCav of ASVS wrote:Ok I think it's time we lock Baron up for good
(only ASVS'ers would get that)
You mean Ken von Love?
Posted: 2002-10-17 11:15pm
by Wicked Pilot
Master of Ossus wrote:If he didn't wear gloves, he should have been able to recognize that the pie was hot, and know not to go about his business on it. That would make him even stupider!
The shell of a pie conducts heat less effeciently than the molten core does. While the crust would not burn your hands, the interior filling would. The pie crust probably felt warm to his hands, but when he inserted his slong,
By the way, for those of you wondering, this is all basic physics. It's not like I'm speaking from experience here.
Posted: 2002-10-17 11:21pm
by Darth Wong
Wicked Pilot wrote:By the way, for those of you wondering, this is all basic physics. It's not like I'm speaking from experience here.
Biting into a chicken pot pie is close enough for most peoples' experience. If this guy didn't think of that, it's his own fault. Besides, the idea of a guy hobbling into the ER with third-degree burns on his dick from an attempted pie-fucking is pretty damned funny.
Posted: 2002-10-17 11:52pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Anyone that would waste a perfectly good pie on jerking off is a jakcass.
Posted: 2002-10-18 04:56am
by XPViking
Is there anyone here who is a paramedic, nurse, doctor, or related profession who can share with everyone any weird stories? Screwing a pie? Man...
XPViking
