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Ted wrote:If you think we're immature horny bastards, you've never seen anything yet.

And the scary thing is, Ted's not joking.

This is the "this one time at band camp" movie, right?

I didn't like it.

Correct. I can never look at Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer the same way after that. Then again, she's a lesbian now, so it's not a big deal. :)

Did any of you guys ever catch the American Pie/Phantom Menace parody trailer? American Jedi, I recall. It's an amateur flick but it's undeniably hilarious. You'd probably love the Star Wars connection. Picture the deadpan Obi Wan as a horny teenager trying to get laid.

Yes. The guy playing Obi-Wan Kenobi is my cousin, so I saw it when it debuted at the University of Michigan. He graduated last year.

Cool

Durandal wrote:Yes. The guy playing Obi-Wan Kenobi is my cousin, so I saw it when it debuted at the University of Michigan. He graduated last year.

Seriously? How neat. I vaguely know the folks who made Duality, but that's about it. I don't think enough people have seen that short, and it's really quite funny.

It's already posted online.

Seriously? How neat. I vaguely know the folks who made Duality, but that's about it. I don't think enough people have seen that short, and it's really quite funny.

Duality was excellent.

Durandal wrote:Duality was excellent.

Agreed. As was The Killer Bean 2: The Party. Okay, I just watched the American Jedi again...I always laugh my ass off watching Obi Wan use the force to lift skirts and play lacrosse, culminating with a lacrosse duel against Darth Maul with a double-edged lacrosse stick.

Yoda: "I sense much beer in you. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to suffering."

Okay, I think I've derailed this thread enough.

Kitsune: 'fox' in Japanese

Peronsaly I'd vote for this one as it strangly, very strangly fits Kelly pretty perfeclty(I happen to know some of the Kitsune legends though not well as a result of an large accident at an Oil Change place left myself and a student of Asian Fokelore traped in the same 12x6 room for around three hours while the Mechanics reminded the new guy of why one does not drop hammers into the building electrical wiring and thusly short out the neighbor-hood and blew a Transformer I belive

Mr Bean wrote:

Kitsune: 'fox' in Japanese

Peronsaly I'd vote for this one as it strangly, very strangly fits Kelly pretty perfeclty(I happen to know some of the Kitsune legends though not well as a result of an large accident at an Oil Change place left myself and a student of Asian Fokelore traped in the same 12x6 room for around three hours while the Mechanics reminded the new guy of why one does not drop hammers into the building electrical wiring and thusly short out the neighbor-hood and blew a Transformer I belive

Run-on sentences are cool.

I didn't like the double-bladed lightsaber fight sequence in Duality. I thought it was ridiculously overdone, with way too much twirling and useless bullshit. However, the fight sequences after they both switched to regular sabers were very good, and the ending was just awesome.

Run-on sentences are cool.

Periods are the work of the Devil!

Depending on how you mean that Bean, I agree wholeheartedly

LOL, I'm with that!

I voted Kitsune. Admitidly i've only been here a while but it seems to fit from the posts i've seen. Silent and timid but when shes pissed she bites.

Kelly might be quiet but I'd never call her timid. But yeah, when she's pissed, get out of the way!

Kitsune

Kelly Antilles wrote:I'm not that much younger than you Lag. Remember that.

Exactly how old are you?

And out of curiousity, when are you gonna post your pic for us to see. You know, to put a face to a username.

I just imagine she looks like her AV. I wish.

Aye, same here. :)

Kelly, could you show us the full picture of that avatar? I like the style, and I'd like to see the rest of it.

Wicked Pilot wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:I'm not that much younger than you Lag. Remember that.

Exactly how old are you?

And out of curiousity, when are you gonna post your pic for us to see. You know, to put a face to a username.

She's older than that pullet Clinton has for a daughter, and a bit younger than the moon. I'd tell you, but then she might tell you how old *I* am, and nobody wants that.

Durandal wrote:Aye, same here.

Kelly, could you show us the full picture of that avatar? I like the style, and I'd like to see the rest of it.

I'd prefer a picture of her. In as skimpy of clothing as possible.

Ok, all I must ask*Gets Napeonlic-French Phsyco Midget(Non-Napeonlic)-DuGaulle quick pyhsco voice* Huhe huhe, where's damn custom rank?

You don't just jump in like that! Take it slow, you might scare her off. :)

Hitting on a Mom*Slps forehead, all loud like* Thats below my moral ethics line and I'm a porno addict.

Captain Lennox wrote:Hitting on a Mom*Slps forehead, all loud like* Thats below my moral ethics line and I'm a porno addict.

*ties up Lennox*

BAD monkey!

*whips Lennox and throws him in the closet*