horror film wisdom

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2004-04-16 07:38pm

Don't be the token African-American. You can gurantee death will be swift and assured.

Deathstalker · Post by **Deathstalker** » 2004-04-16 07:43pm

Forgot to add that if firearms aren't availabe, nothing beats a good edged weapon. Sword if you have it, machete just as good.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-16 07:47pm

Deathstalker wrote:Don't be the token African-American. You can gurantee death will be swift and assured.

unless it's a steven king or clive barker BOOK (as the movies aren't always faithful in that reguard), then your chances of survival are pretty damn good. Also if you are the Token Black character, knowing dark voodoo rituals gives you a better then average chance of surviving the story....

If you don't just paint half your face white, and everyone will believe you do....

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-04-17 01:30am

The first moment you feel safe, take off running, because you're not.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-04-17 04:38pm

If it's a dark night, don't go in the woods. If it's a moonlit night, don't go into the woods. In fact, just stay away from the woods, period.

Something bad will always happen if you say, "Aw come on, nothing's going to happen."

And if the house starts crying and bleeding, leave. Immediately. Unless you're the Simpsons, of course, because the house will suicide rather than put up with you.