Posted: 2004-04-17 01:29pm
We demand steamy photos from the honeymoon.
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Congratulations, Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar!!
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Posted: 2004-04-17 02:09pm
Congratulations, and have a long and happy life.
[shameless plug] Also, watch out for my wedding may 23rd. [/shameless plug]
[shameless plug] Also, watch out for my wedding may 23rd.
[/shameless plug]Posted: 2004-04-17 02:12pm
*Takes rigged fire extinguisher and sprays Nitram and Captain Tycho with pink foam.
Posted: 2004-04-17 02:30pm
Looks like the ceremony began 20 minutes ago.....hopefully everything
is going well for those two; sadly I couldnt' be there
is going well for those two; sadly I couldnt' be there
Posted: 2004-04-17 02:34pm
Dalton is IRISH, not scottish, and It should be meAya wrote: *Every married SDneter breaks down and cries like girls. Aya whips out a remote and hits a button, causing the casket to lower into the ground. At the sametime, a composed Dalton jams stairway to heaven...on bagpipes*
Dalton (pausing): "And why exactly am I doing this?"
Aya: You've got Irish blood in you, right?"
Dalton: "Yeah, so?"
Aya: "Then play that funky music, white boy!"
who performs that mournful dirge in a kilt
Posted: 2004-04-17 02:39pm
You forgot the Editing Mafia, packing heat and standing in the back of the church wearing identical black suits with sunglasses.Frank Hipper wrote:*cues the massed chorus of 10,000 tubas to play "The Wedding March"*
Awww, it's the StarDestroyer.Net wedding!
Where:
The guests throw thermal detonators instead of rice...
Rabid Monkey Labs is busily scrapping 50 GCS' to provide the trail of cans to tie to the stern of the Happy Couple's honeymoon ISD.
The Black Mages somehow succeed in not assasinating each other, for once.
The HAB provides security, and only kills those ariving without invitations, in honor of the joyous event.
The menu at the Reception includes something called "Roast Scooter". Uhmm...Yosemite Bear, what have you done?
The BOTM provides the entertainment for the Bachelor Party, Bridal Shower, and Reception; Vice Squads in all 50 states are put on highest alert.
Posted: 2004-04-17 02:54pm
I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt. 
Tycho's getting hitched? Dammit! *Pays Cyran 10 bucks*
Tycho's getting hitched? Dammit! *Pays Cyran 10 bucks*
Posted: 2004-04-17 03:13pm
200 pound. I'm no DaltonAya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt.
Re: Congratulations, Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar!!
Posted: 2004-04-17 03:31pm
I rather think they'll be too busy for the next several days to be logging onto the internet.Edi wrote:If you happen to read this today
Posted: 2004-04-17 03:48pm
Congrats Martin and Kathy! Yay!
Posted: 2004-04-17 04:39pm
I forgot to send them the box of assorted spam for the wedding gift! DAMNIT!
Posted: 2004-04-17 04:58pm
Looks like the weather is sunny and warm, a lovely spring day. Congrats, you two.
Posted: 2004-04-17 05:08pm
Gratz and good luck.
Posted: 2004-04-17 05:43pm
Congratulations, both of you!
And a shout out to all the SDnetters who attended; I'm sure they're having a more entertaining time than us losers who couldn't go.
And a shout out to all the SDnetters who attended; I'm sure they're having a more entertaining time than us losers who couldn't go.
Posted: 2004-04-17 06:18pm
Yeah, all those pipe and drum bands in the St. Patty's Day parade would make you think that, neh?Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes?
Posted: 2004-04-17 07:29pm
Nobody likes a smartass.Daltonator wrote:Yeah, all those pipe and drum bands in the St. Patty's Day parade would make you think that, neh?Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes?
Posted: 2004-04-17 07:41pm
So we now have their first names! Prepare the assassin droi....uhm,InnerBrat wrote:Congrats Martin and Kathy! Yay!
did I say that, No *waves hand* I did not say that
Posted: 2004-04-17 08:23pm
Congrats Sir Nitram, and Lady Tevar. I shall drink a toast tonight in your honor.
Posted: 2004-04-17 08:25pm
Hmmmm. An excuse for the SCA group here to hold a feast! I shall inform Little John immediately!
Posted: 2004-04-17 08:28pm
I don't know why, but when I remembered that they were getting/are now married today, the Jurassic Park theme started playing in my head. So, in honour of Sir Nitram and Lady Tevar (sorry about not being able to directly link, just copy & paste):
ftp.parksie.net/pub/music/J/John Williams/Greatest Hits 1969-1999 (Disc 2)/John Williams - 02 - Jurassic Park (Theme).ogg
ftp.parksie.net/pub/music/J/John Williams/Greatest Hits 1969-1999 (Disc 2)/John Williams - 02 - Jurassic Park (Theme).ogg
Posted: 2004-04-17 08:48pm
A hearty congrats to the both of you. May Fortune smile upon thee.
Posted: 2004-04-17 08:49pm
Congrats!! Have fun on your honeymoon. Be sure to tell housekeeping to keep extra sheets handy. 
Posted: 2004-04-17 09:01pm
*Takes it* Damn straight.Aya wrote:I thought the irish used bagpipes? I honestly didn't need the mental image of a 300 pound military nut in a skirt.
Tycho's getting hitched? Dammit! *Pays Cyran 10 bucks*
Congratulations Tevar. Nitram, you poor poor bastard...
You WILL have a happy marraige, I will bribe God if I have to to make sure of it.
Oh, and the Black Mages not assassinating each other didn't happen, I'll give you that. But you guys might want to let Kuja out of his trunk soon...
Posted: 2004-04-17 09:34pm
Congrats to both of you.
Posted: 2004-04-17 09:34pm
Long days and pleasant night to the both of you.