You are endowed with the power of "Hulk"...

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-05-05 09:48pm

Well, one thing's for sure; no more angry sex.

Well..... maybe some.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-05 09:50pm

I'd claim my own island in the middle of the Pacific. Trespassers will be torn limb from limb!

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-05-05 09:53pm

First, blood transfusion to the girlfriend (that's one of the ways i know She-Hulk came about).

Next....
First, I want some noterity so people know 'Hulk' exsists....

Kidnap a hot female starlet and climb the Empire States building....
No, wait, that's been shown to be a bad idea...

Hmmmmmm......

Okay, seriously. Nothing can hurt me, and I can make the worlds military into silly putty?

And your asking that HERE?

World Dominiation, DUH

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-05 10:37pm

Solauren wrote:First, blood transfusion to the girlfriend (that's one of the ways i know She-Hulk came about).

But if after the transfusion your GF doesn't turn into a hot looking green babe,but looks more like you with boobs.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2004-05-05 10:57pm

What would I not do?

Well I might not wear the purple pants.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-05 11:01pm

KrauserKrauser wrote:What would I not do?

Well I might not wear the purple pants.

Says the man with a dildo on his head......look your avatar

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-06 12:04am

Hulk Porno.

Bukkake: How many chicks can you hit with one blast
And you could actually make a sperm bath to swim in.

Real stuff; demotlition, construction, throwing satelites and space shuttles in orbit...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-06 12:07am

I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-06 12:12am

Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.

Hey, just means more to cuddle....course then I might get pasted.

Eh, I always wanted to date a stronger woman

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-06 12:12am

I'd probably knock down my neighbours house.

He gives me the shits.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-06 12:12am

Hmm... if I became a massive, hulking muscle-bound lummox what would I do...?

Join a book club.

Learn to play the flute.

Or guitar.

Become an art critic.

Pose for sculpture.

Take up modelling.

Buy model airplanes and construct them, ever so delicately, then paint them, ever so finely...

Become a cat burgular.

An olympic gymnist!

Join the circus as an acrobat.

Wow, the world's my oyster!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-06 12:12am

Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.

Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-06 12:14am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.

Hey, that's not what the first post said. I saw the picture of what I'd be, and it wasn't even remotely feminine.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-06 12:24am

Well, um...Walper's full of crap.

He obviously forgot about the board's female population.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-05-06 12:36am

That would be like becoming Mr. Fixit.

Fucked. That's all I can say about a lot of people.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-06 12:45am

Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.

Have you seen the picture of She-Hulk jogging with a rock band for a walkman?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-06 12:52am

Uh, no?

And no one said I'd become the She-Hulk! That pic there clearly states that I'd be a MAN, BABY! A MAN!!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-06 12:53am

Zaia... turning into a MAN??!?! Oh SHIT.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-05-06 01:11am

I'd kill myself. It's too much unstoppable power for one man to easily control, especially when that man is an impulsive college kid.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-05-06 02:23am

Zaia wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.
Hey, that's not what the first post said. I saw the picture of what I'd be, and it wasn't even remotely feminine.

Sorry, my lady. I errored in not considering the female population. *hands Zaia a rose*

...

However, in all fairness, most women turn into unstoppable, mindless Hulks once every month anyway...

*runs like hell*

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-06 02:54am

*glares*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-06 02:59am

Zaia wrote:*glares*

My first act as Hulk will be to smash Walper, m'lady.

And, when I'm not being Zaia's personal enforcer, I'll be hitting all the animation companies and demanding full DVD releases of all the cool old school 'toons I used to watch, such as Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, SWAT Kats, G-Force (fuck off, ripoff people! Or HULK SMASH!

), and all the other cool ones (I had a list earlier but forgot. Damn!).

Or else.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-06 04:46am

I become a super hero and help people.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-06 07:42am

I'd be a male model

Or a politician!

Or an actor!

Maybe even make my own comic book!

I'd sue Marvel.

I'd make a time machine.

I'd clone some dinosaurs.

I'd become a saliva philantrophist.

I'd make a giant pie.

I'd write a book.

I'd star in commercials.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-06 07:46am

Shroom Man 777 wrote: I'd sue Marvel.

That's the best idea i've seen so far.