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Posted: 2004-05-05 09:48pm
by Bob the Gunslinger
Well, one thing's for sure; no more angry sex.
Well..... maybe some.

Posted: 2004-05-05 09:50pm
by Darth Yoshi
I'd claim my own island in the middle of the Pacific. Trespassers will be torn limb from limb!
Posted: 2004-05-05 09:53pm
by Solauren
First, blood transfusion to the girlfriend (that's one of the ways i know She-Hulk came about).
Next....
First, I want some noterity so people know 'Hulk' exsists....
Kidnap a hot female starlet and climb the Empire States building....
No, wait, that's been shown to be a bad idea...
Hmmmmmm......
Okay, seriously. Nothing can hurt me, and I can make the worlds military into silly putty?
And your asking that HERE?
World Dominiation, DUH
Posted: 2004-05-05 10:37pm
by Montcalm
Solauren wrote:First, blood transfusion to the girlfriend (that's one of the ways i know She-Hulk came about).
But if after the transfusion your GF doesn't turn into a hot looking green babe,but looks more like you with boobs.

Posted: 2004-05-05 10:57pm
by KrauserKrauser
What would I not do?
Well I might not wear the purple pants.
Posted: 2004-05-05 11:01pm
by Montcalm
KrauserKrauser wrote:What would I not do?
Well I might not wear the purple pants.
Says the man with a dildo on his head......look your avatar

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:04am
by EmperorMing
Hulk Porno.
Bukkake: How many chicks can you hit with one blast
And you could actually make a sperm bath to swim in.
Real stuff; demotlition, construction, throwing satelites and space shuttles in orbit...
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:07am
by Zaia
I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:12am
by Ghost Rider
Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.
Hey, just means more to cuddle....course then I might get pasted.
Eh, I always wanted to date a stronger woman

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:12am
by Gandalf
I'd probably knock down my neighbours house.
He gives me the shits.
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:12am
by Stofsk
Hmm... if I became a massive, hulking muscle-bound lummox what would I do...?
Join a book club.
Learn to play the flute.
Or guitar.
Become an art critic.
Pose for sculpture.
Take up modelling.
Buy model airplanes and construct them, ever so delicately, then paint them, ever so finely...
Become a cat burgular.
An olympic gymnist!
Join the circus as an acrobat.
Wow, the world's my oyster!
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:12am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.
Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:14am
by Zaia
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.

Hey, that's not what the first post said. I saw the picture of what I'd be, and it wasn't even remotely feminine.

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:24am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Well, um...Walper's full of crap.
He obviously forgot about the board's female population.
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:36am
by Cal Wright
That would be like becoming Mr. Fixit.
Fucked. That's all I can say about a lot of people.
Posted: 2004-05-06 12:45am
by EmperorMing
Zaia wrote:I would probably cry at least a little, because I'll bet it'd be damn hard to find a guy who'd date me if I occasionally turned into a giant hulking man-beast. And a green one at that.
Have you seen the picture of She-Hulk jogging with a rock band for a walkman?

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:52am
by Zaia
Uh, no?
And no one said I'd become the She-Hulk! That pic there clearly states that I'd be a MAN, BABY! A MAN!!

Posted: 2004-05-06 12:53am
by Stofsk
Zaia... turning into a
MAN??!?! Oh
SHIT.

Posted: 2004-05-06 01:11am
by Thirdfain
I'd kill myself. It's too much unstoppable power for one man to easily control, especially when that man is an impulsive college kid.
Posted: 2004-05-06 02:23am
by Robert Walper
Zaia wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, since you're a girl, dear, you'd probably end up like She-Hulk, who IIRC, most of the time kept her composure and was still rather sexy.

Hey, that's not what the first post said. I saw the picture of what I'd be, and it wasn't even remotely feminine.

Sorry, my lady. I errored in not considering the female population. *hands Zaia a rose*
...
However, in all fairness, most women turn into unstoppable, mindless Hulks once every month anyway...
*runs like hell*
Posted: 2004-05-06 02:54am
by Zaia
*glares*
Posted: 2004-05-06 02:59am
by RogueIce
Zaia wrote:*glares*
My first act as Hulk will be to smash Walper, m'lady.
And, when I'm
not being Zaia's personal enforcer, I'll be hitting all the animation companies and demanding full DVD releases of all the cool old school 'toons I used to watch, such as Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, SWAT Kats, G-Force (fuck off, ripoff people! Or HULK SMASH!

), and all the other cool ones (I had a list earlier but forgot. Damn!).
Or else.

Posted: 2004-05-06 04:46am
by Sarevok
I become a super hero and help people.
Posted: 2004-05-06 07:42am
by Shroom Man 777
I'd be a male model
Or a politician!
Or an actor!
Maybe even make my own comic book!
I'd sue Marvel.
I'd make a time machine.
I'd clone some dinosaurs.
I'd become a saliva philantrophist.
I'd make a giant pie.
I'd write a book.
I'd star in commercials.
Posted: 2004-05-06 07:46am
by 2000AD
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
I'd sue Marvel.
That's the best idea i've seen so far.