If Kelly wrote a p0rn Fanfic based on advise from...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-10-24 11:08pm

In any case I'd like to see it made into a movie with a nice big budget so we can do proper casting and have good sets and music. I of course would have a supporting role somewhere so I can get in on the action.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-24 11:12pm

"... He has particular tastes and likes to watch... " - True Lies

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-10-24 11:55pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"... He has particular tastes and likes to watch... " - True Lies

Scary qoute that applies to some scary peeps I have met...

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-10-24 11:59pm

Stravo wrote:My Eyes!! The Goggles do nothing!

Damn Bean, I thought I was the ONLY one who found that line to be one of the funniest Simpsons lines EVER.

That was an AWESOME line. And the shot of his face, as the acid was bearing down on him, and he matter of factly raised the goggles to his eyes. That was the Simpsons at their finest.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-25 12:00am

Wolfcastle voice: " Mah eyes! Da Gogguls doo nahthing! "

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-25 01:43am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, that's having sex with food.

Which is a whole other weird area...

Is there even a term for that? Something like gourmetphelia maybe?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-25 01:59am

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, that's having sex with food.

Which is a whole other weird area...
Is there even a term for that? Something like gourmetphelia maybe?

Vorephilia?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-25 08:34am

No Vore is defined as the act of eating somthing, So Vorephillia would be getting sexual pleasure out of eating

Might make you fat but thats not the kind of people fucking food

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-25 08:44am

Kelly Antilles wrote:You don't have any confidence that I can take shit and turn it into a thing of beauty, Bean?

Kelly, it's not that you can't turn shit into a thing of beauty. It's that there is that underlying principle that shit should not BE turned into a thing of beauty. We don't want to show people how awful things can be seen as good, and in the case of Ray's fetishes, this is particularly important.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-25 08:47am

FOr the record, I'm not voting. And you're probably right. I wouldn't WANT to try and write anything based on his ideas.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-25 04:52pm

Well, I'm pretty sure that Mike could give better advice for such a fic, because he's older, smarter, and even more sick and twisted. What would it be about?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-25 04:54pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, I'm pretty sure that Mike could give better advice for such a fic, because he's older, smarter, and even more sick and twisted. What would it be about?

I'm already writing such a fic anyway. GO check it out. You can't miss it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-25 07:09pm

Porn based on Ray's ideas...We'll all be dead (bad attempt at a revision of an old joke)

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If Kelly wrote a p0rn Fanfic based on advise from...

What level of quailty would it be?