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Posted: 2002-10-26 09:45pm
by XaLEv
Ted wrote:Yeah, at our last semi formal, one of the kids tried to strip one of the Vice-principals who was there. She was NOT amused.
As in, tried to take off her clothes? Uh, damn...

Posted: 2002-10-26 09:50pm
by haas mark
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:Lats night at the party I went to....soemone actualy tried to walk thru the closed sliding glass door! Drunk underage teenageers are funny...!
Yeah, at our last semi formal, one of the kids tried to strip one of the Vice-principals who was there. She was NOT amused.
OMG, that is so fucking funny!! ROFLMAO!!

Posted: 2002-10-26 09:52pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:Lats night at the party I went to....soemone actualy tried to walk thru the closed sliding glass door! Drunk underage teenageers are funny...!
Yeah, at our last semi formal, one of the kids tried to strip one of the Vice-principals who was there. She was NOT amused.
Ah... Alcohol + Teenagers = Entertainment (for the onlookers)

Posted: 2002-10-26 09:57pm
by HemlockGrey
I was going to library one, and they have a pane of clear glass in front, next to the door. Thinking the glass was an open archway, I walked into it and got a nasty bruise.

I've done this at least three times.

Posted: 2002-10-26 09:58pm
by haas mark
Cyril wrote:I was going to library one, and they have a pane of clear glass in front, next to the door. Thinking the glass was an open archway, I walked into it and got a nasty bruise.

I've done this at least three times.
[Nelson]

Ha-ha

[/Nelson]

Yo've done this MULTIPLE TIMES!!! ROFL!!!!

Posted: 2002-10-26 10:24pm
by weemadando
I remember once on a "mall sprint" (ie tearing arse through a shopping mall on mountain bikes - something frowned upon by numerous authorities) nearly going straight through a REALLY clean plate glass window that we had misidentified as an exit. Thankfully we all stopped in time and got the hell out of there.

Posted: 2002-10-26 10:49pm
by Enlightenment
weemadando wrote:I remember once on a "mall sprint" (ie tearing arse through a shopping mall on mountain bikes - something frowned upon by numerous authorities) nearly going straight through a REALLY clean plate glass window that we had misidentified as an exit. Thankfully we all stopped in time and got the hell out of there.
I honestly can't say I'm thankful. People who recklessly endanger others by doing something so fucking stupid as riding mountain bikes through a shopping mall deserve to get injured.

Posted: 2002-10-26 10:51pm
by Kuja
Cyril wrote:I was going to library one, and they have a pane of clear glass in front, next to the door. Thinking the glass was an open archway, I walked into it and got a nasty bruise.

I've done this at least three times.
You've done this multiple times?!!?!

Hahahahahaaaaa!

Posted: 2002-10-26 10:54pm
by weemadando
Enlightenment wrote:
weemadando wrote:I remember once on a "mall sprint" (ie tearing arse through a shopping mall on mountain bikes - something frowned upon by numerous authorities) nearly going straight through a REALLY clean plate glass window that we had misidentified as an exit. Thankfully we all stopped in time and got the hell out of there.
I honestly can't say I'm thankful. People who recklessly endanger others by doing something so fucking stupid as riding mountain bikes through a shopping mall deserve to get injured.
Actually we were always VERY careful to avoid doing any damage to property or other people, it merely served as one hell of a shortcut. I had no wish to run down a baby in a pram...

Posted: 2002-10-27 02:59am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
One idiot I saw tried to shoplift. Only problem - they had security cameras inside the silvered domes ont he ceiling. He helped himself to three packets of M&Ms and then added a bunch of Snickers to the mix, RIGHT UNDER the camera! I would have told him, but he looked mean and desperate.

Yeah, he got busted.

Posted: 2002-10-27 04:29pm
by Guest
My sister used to own a dog that howled all night. One night she got pissed off and went down stairs and kicked the dogs in the ass, She broke her toe. The next day she had to tell her husband that she was coming down to see if the dog was ok and banged her toe on a steel beam that was in the hall at the time.

Posted: 2002-10-27 04:47pm
by Solid Snake
Stupid things? Jerking off in class on a dare. I nearly got caught. The teacher was standing right over me while i had my cock in my hand under a desk.

Posted: 2002-10-27 04:55pm
by Raxmei
I remember hearing a while backabout a club in Minnesota. All of the members had kicked a live bear in the ass. The Yosemite Bear can tell you how wise that is.

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:17pm
by Enlightenment
Raxmei wrote:I remember hearing a while backabout a club in Minnesota. All of the members had kicked a live bear in the ass. The Yosemite Bear can tell you how wise that is.
How many of them lived to tell the tale? If the answer is greater than zero, it's too many.

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:18pm
by Kuja
SolidSnake wrote:Stupid things? Jerking off in class on a dare. I nearly got caught. The teacher was standing right over me while i had my cock in my hand under a desk.
Whoa. Dude, you're brave. What did you get for that?

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:20pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Whoa. Dude, you're brave. What did you get for that?
Im just amazed he could keep it up. :wink:

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:20pm
by Enlightenment
SolidSnake wrote:Stupid things? Jerking off in class on a dare. I nearly got caught. The teacher was standing right over me while i had my cock in my hand under a desk.
I sense a certain irony in your sig....

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:21pm
by Stormbringer
Enlightenment wrote:
SolidSnake wrote:Stupid things? Jerking off in class on a dare. I nearly got caught. The teacher was standing right over me while i had my cock in my hand under a desk.
I sense a certain irony in your sig....
I sense a certain irony in a guy with the name Solid Snake telling that story.

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:24pm
by Kuja
TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Whoa. Dude, you're brave. What did you get for that?
Im just amazed he could keep it up. :wink:
Why? As long as there's a hottie or two in the classroom....

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:52pm
by Alyeska
Shot myself in the hand with a fully pumped up BB gun. Stuck a knife in a wall plug.

Posted: 2002-10-27 05:58pm
by Soontir C'boath
Hmmm shot a BB gun 5 times making an old lady's dog run away. Lotta ppl watching too.

Hmmmm stupid thing I did was taking a key and stuck it in a wall socket..*seems to be common for some of us here* and walked to the grls restroom twice. Once in Grammer and High School....

Cyaround,
Jason

Posted: 2002-10-27 06:07pm
by Kuja
I walked into a girls room once, in HS. As things turned out, it wasn't so stupid after all.... :twisted:

Posted: 2002-10-27 06:09pm
by XaLEv
IG-88E wrote:I walked into a girls room once, in HS. As things turned out, it wasn't so stupid after all.... :twisted:
Pics?

Posted: 2002-10-27 06:10pm
by Kuja
XaLEv wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I walked into a girls room once, in HS. As things turned out, it wasn't so stupid after all.... :twisted:
Pics?
*thwap* No, you little hentai. :P

Posted: 2002-10-27 06:15pm
by XaLEv
IG-88E wrote:*thwap* No, you little hentai. :P
Tell us what happened.