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Posted: 2004-06-08 06:51am
by Bob McDob
I wonder what it would be like Paris Hilton went down on Ann Coutler.

Posted: 2004-06-08 07:05am
by Col. Crackpot
Bob McDob wrote:I wonder what it would be like Paris Hilton went down on Ann Coutler.
i'd imagine that would resemble a bony blond arachnid suffering from an epeleptic seizure.

Posted: 2004-06-08 04:10pm
by Macross
She has absolutly no business being called a "celebrity."

If it wasnt for that sex tape, no one would know who she is, nor would they care.

Posted: 2004-06-08 04:22pm
by MKSheppard
Col. Crackpot wrote:she's another candidate for my "shove a dick in her mouth to shut her up" method. Just not my dick, cuz' god only knows where that mouth has been. Any volunteers?
Image

I Volunteer!

*chatters excitedly*

Posted: 2004-06-08 04:40pm
by LadyTevar
Batman wrote:Excuse me for a moment, I need to get a sponge. My brain just melted and ran out my ears
.
..
...
MUCH better.
Thankfully 6 1/2 decades ove dealing with raving lunatics have steeled my mentally that I'm not going to be, like, so...
Master Bruce? Are You alright?
Glblglblglbl
*drools*
Oh my. I guess I better look up Doctor Foster's number...
:P


Gods, what drivel. Even the coherent parts were incoherent...
Face it, Bats.. you deal with the Insane Geniuses, not the Insipid Valley Girls. Hell, even HarleyQuinn isn't that brainless!

Posted: 2004-06-08 05:01pm
by Batman
LadyTevar wrote: Face it, Bats.. you deal with the Insane Geniuses, not the Insipid Valley Girls. Hell, even HarleyQuinn isn't that brainless!
My sentiments exactly, m'Lady.
I just hope Master Bruce has learned this lesson, too...

Posted: 2004-06-08 05:06pm
by DocHorror
She right though. Life isn't fair. I mean how can a stupid retardo minge-bag like her wind up being one of the richest fuck-wits on the planet?

Life truely isn't fair...

Posted: 2004-06-08 11:14pm
by Dennis Toy
geezus, were was Roe Vs. Wade when she was born?

Posted: 2004-06-08 11:21pm
by Stormbringer
Dennis Toy wrote:geezus, were was Roe Vs. Wade when she was born?
There's got to be some sort of case that can be made for a retroactive abortion. After all, she still doesn't have any brain activity.

Posted: 2004-06-08 11:29pm
by Master of Ossus
She reminds me of that chick on Oprah who was married to the Enron executive, and wanted sympathy because she and her husband were down from six houses to just two, with only four cars to go with them.

Posted: 2004-06-08 11:30pm
by Darth Yoshi
...Valley girl talk...evil...brain...melting...

Posted: 2004-06-08 11:36pm
by Shinova
MKSheppard wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:she's another candidate for my "shove a dick in her mouth to shut her up" method. Just not my dick, cuz' god only knows where that mouth has been. Any volunteers?
me am smart and no quote pics

I Volunteer!

*chatters excitedly*
At least PETA would defend the dolphin when it blows Paris' head off after she tries to give it head. :lol:

Posted: 2004-06-09 12:06am
by Dennis Toy
an Oberheim DMX drum machine has more intelligence than Paris Hilton

Posted: 2004-06-09 12:13am
by SpacedTeddyBear
:shock: Wow, I think stupid just took physical form.