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SolidSnake wrote:Yeah. It was quite good. But it was just a bit embarrassing, because i am impotent. All those years of jerking off caught up to me. I couldnt jizz. I dont mind that much, and neither does my gf, cause we did it twice more the next day.

Ummm ... minor point of terminology. The word "impotent" means that you couldn't get it up. It sounds like you just couldn't reach climax, which is an entirely different thing. Be very carefu of saying that you are impotent in public, as people will assume that you're stuck with a limp noodle.

I think Darth Wong should consider starting an Official SD.NET fan club.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"I pledge alliegance to the seal of SD.net, and to the forums for which it stands, one web site, under Lord Wong, undefeateble, with science, sci-fi, and mockery of idiots for all."

Anyway, I'm not concerned about losing my virginity. When I actually get one within 5 feet of me, I'll think of it.

THat si a cool motto...

If SD.net where a country, it would be something of a cross between the Chelyabinsk area of Russian and a 70's South American country, with a 1950's nuclear battlefield bisecting it.

DOWN WITH THE WARSIE PROLETARIAT! LANDREICH UBER ALLES!

As long as we're talking about embarrasing first times here, I couldn't keep it hard my first time, as I had just jerked off before I went to the party, and the chick I was with wasn't exactly hot. The way she attacked me on the dance floor, my choices were to take her home or cry rape. I was curious about sex, and had heard that fat chicks were just as in good in bed as normal chicks (that's true, btw), so I took her home

Anyone else got embarassing things to share, or are you gonna leave me and Snake out here feeling foolish

Umm, it took me eight years to talk my wife into anal. Is that embarrassing enough?

Sorry, no embarassing sex stories here.

Darth Wong wrote:Umm, it took me eight years to talk my wife into anal. Is that embarrassing enough?

I dunno, did anything unusual happen during the first anal encounter?:)

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Anyone else got embarassing things to share, or are you gonna leave me and Snake out here feeling foolish :?:

I used to be/still am atrocious at reading signals. Especially while drunk.

Scene: UniBar. Been drinking with friends and its my turn to get a round. I go the bar and an attractive girl standing next to me at it goes: "Would you like a t-shirt?", I reply, "Nah, I'm right." And go back to the couch where my friends are sitting. The moment I placed the beers on the table I was beaten savagely. Even the barman had a go at me the next time I was at the bar.

Scene: My current girlfriends old room at college (before we were going out). Its her 21st and everyone is finishing up the drinking session (it was one hell of night). Apparently she was giving me every possible sign that she was interested but I missed them all and ended up back in my room.

There are some other much more embarassing ones, but they aren't quite AS sex related.

weemadando wrote:I used to be/still am atrocious at reading signals. Especially while drunk.

Scene: UniBar. Been drinking with friends and its my turn to get a round. I go the bar and an attractive girl standing next to me at it goes: "Would you like a t-shirt?", I reply, "Nah, I'm right." And go back to the couch where my friends are sitting. The moment I placed the beers on the table I was beaten savagely. Even the barman had a go at me the next time I was at the bar.

Scene: My current girlfriends old room at college (before we were going out). Its her 21st and everyone is finishing up the drinking session (it was one hell of night). Apparently she was giving me every possible sign that she was interested but I missed them all and ended up back in my room.

There are some other much more embarassing ones, but they aren't quite AS sex related.

Sounds like me. I can be pretty decent at reading signals when I'm looking for them, but if I'm not, I'm like you.

Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

Coalition wrote:Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

Is that legal?

Coalition wrote:Not sure if this qualifies as pledging alliegance, but how about this?
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/dc2002.htm

After that, you click on the p8310030.jpg link. It's the 54th picture there. Darn prohosting won't let me link directly to it.

If you try
http://snow.prohosting.com/drdyper/p8310030.jpg
It just gives you an error.

Wish I'd taken a better picture though.

Heh lol.

XaLEv wrote:Is that legal?

In what kind of retarded Nazi-America would that be illegal?

Sea Skimmer wrote:If SD.net where a country, it would be something of a cross between the Chelyabinsk area of Russian and a 70's South American country, with a 1950's nuclear battlefield bisecting it.

Especially with us two here, constantly flinging nukes at each other.

::watches a flash as a HiBEX destroys another incoming nuke::

Darth Wong wrote: Ummm ... minor point of terminology. The word "impotent" means that you couldn't get it up. It sounds like you just couldn't reach climax, which is an entirely different thing. Be very carefu of saying that you are impotent in public, as people will assume that you're stuck with a limp noodle.

Oh. Ok. I can get it up, FYI. lol Well, thanks for all your....uh.... kind words about me getting laid, everybody.

Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.

Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.

If it's a Catholic church you'll probably have to get in line

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:

Fuck Christianity and their abstinance crap. I want to fuck on an alter now. And jizz in the holy water.

If it's a Catholic church you'll probably have to get in line

Even not being a Catholic anymore, I'm gonna have to resent that...

Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming

Here it is (the other one was just a warm-up) :


Q - "What's the difference between acne and a priest?"

A - "Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until after he's thirteen!"

Robert Treder wrote:

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Oh come on. Tell me you didn't see some kind of Catholic priest molestation joke coming

Here it is (the other one was just a warm-up) :


Q - "What's the difference between acne and a priest?"

A - "Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until after he's thirteen!"

I almost got kicked out of summer school for that little joke. LMAO. I used to be a Catholic too, but i give not a damn.