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Posted: 2002-10-29 04:16pm
by XaLEv
Darth Wong wrote:I wonder if anyone on this board besides me would have asked that question.
....*cough*

Posted: 2002-10-29 04:16pm
by Kelly Antilles
salm wrote:have you ever had sex with your hubby in one door a vibrator in the other door and anther vibrator in your hubbie´s door?
unfortunately, my husband isn't quite the voyer I am.

Damn, I keep giving away my secrets left and right!

Posted: 2002-10-29 04:18pm
by Kuja
Kelly Antilles wrote:
salm wrote:have you ever had sex with your hubby in one door a vibrator in the other door and anther vibrator in your hubbie´s door?
unfortunately, my husband isn't quite the voyer I am.

Damn, I keep giving away my secrets left and right!
You haven't given away all of them!
*entire board glares*
I think I'll shut up now...

Posted: 2002-10-29 04:20pm
by Kelly Antilles
IG-88E wrote:
You haven't given away all of them!
*entire board glares*
I think I'll shut up now...
You know, people who actually do know a little about me should keep thou mouth shutteth.

Posted: 2002-10-29 04:21pm
by Kuja
Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
You haven't given away all of them!
*entire board glares*
I think I'll shut up now...
You know, people who actually do know a little about me should keep thou mouth shutteth.
*waves arms frantically*
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!! I SAID NOTHING!!! MY MOUTH IS SHUT!!!

Posted: 2002-10-29 04:51pm
by Beowulf
IG-88E wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
You haven't given away all of them!
*entire board glares*
I think I'll shut up now...
You know, people who actually do know a little about me should keep thou mouth shutteth.
*waves arms frantically*
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!! I SAID NOTHING!!! MY MOUTH IS SHUT!!!
Then what is this noise I hear coming out of it from?

Posted: 2002-10-29 05:23pm
by Enlightenment
Yep, we have confirmation.

Almost everyone on this board is some kind of perverted sexual freak.

:D

Posted: 2002-10-29 05:31pm
by Guest
i'm not a sexual freak, to be a sexual freak u need to have sex.

Posted: 2002-10-29 07:13pm
by Kuja
Muad'Dib wrote:i'm not a sexual freak, to be a sexual freak u need to have sex.
ROTFLMAO.

Posted: 2002-10-29 07:51pm
by salm
maybe a sexual deviate.

Posted: 2002-10-29 10:49pm
by Darth Servo
Does chocolate count as an invention?

Posted: 2002-10-29 11:17pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Some of the most important inventions in my mind ( no paticular order ):

1) accurate time pieces - essential for sea faring

2) air conditioning/refridgeration - allows for storage of food and development in otherwise unhospitable areas

3) antibiotics - sucks to die from a minor cut

4) writing

Posted: 2002-10-29 11:41pm
by Darth Wong
I still say running water has to be #1. You take it for granted, but human civilization as we know it does not exist without running water. Not to mention the disease problems.

Posted: 2002-10-29 11:43pm
by TrailerParkJawa
I still say running water has to be #1. You take it for granted, but human civilization as we know it does not exist without running water. Not to mention the disease problems.
I think sanitation is related to running water. Without proper sanitation there cant be cities over a certain size. ( okay who plays civ ? )

Posted: 2002-10-29 11:43pm
by haas mark
Best "invention" ever: other people (of course, that could also be hell, but talk to existentialists about that one...especially Sartre)

Posted: 2002-10-29 11:53pm
by weemadando
Darth Wong wrote:I still say running water has to be #1. You take it for granted, but human civilization as we know it does not exist without running water. Not to mention the disease problems.
Thank the Romans for that one...

The other great Roman invention directly linked to running water: spa baths and other nice warm places of happiness.

Re: Best Inventions

Posted: 2002-10-30 12:34am
by GrandMasterTerwynn
aerius wrote:Well, we've had a list of the dumbest inventions ever, now what about the best ones?

I believe the best thing ever invented is contraceptives, thanks to them I can have lots of sex whenever I want without the worries of getting my partner(s) pregnant. Sex is good, more sex is better, sex with lots of hot chicks with no pregnancy worries just kicks ass.
Beer and wine. Seriously. They used it to sterilize their water in early history (not that they knew this of course.) And in small quantities, it lubricates the machinery of society.

Posted: 2002-10-30 09:59pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
1. The steam engine. Allowed faster travel without using up the energy of a living ithng. Also led to the deveolpment of the internal comustion engine, which lead to the development of cars and planes.

2. Printing press. Allowed more books to be printed, and increased the literacy rate.


Many of the great inventions were ideas, such as fire to keep warm, sharp and heavy objects to kill animals for food, and animals as transportation.

Posted: 2002-10-30 10:00pm
by haas mark
Hott people.

Posted: 2002-10-30 10:03pm
by aerius
Darth Wong wrote:I still say running water has to be #1. You take it for granted, but human civilization as we know it does not exist without running water. Not to mention the disease problems.
Upon further thought, I have to admit that running water may just be the best invention ever, for without it there'd be no way to have sex in the shower. :D