[1337n1nj4] T3h n1nj4 has flexed

1337n1nj4 · Post by **1337n1nj4** » 2004-07-28 07:58pm

Yeah, you're right.

I should have known better than to try to be friendly with a group of insecure keyboard badasses.

Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-07-28 07:59pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:Yeah, you're right.

I should have known better than to try to be friendly with a group of insecure keyboard badasses.

Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.

*points and laughs at Ninja, again*

J · Post by J » 2004-07-28 08:05pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:Yeah, you're right.

I should have known better than to try to be friendly with a group of insecure keyboard badasses.

The only insecure person here is you. If Sean Robertson (our resident bodybuilder & fitness expert) says he has a 55" chest (I don't know if he does) I can believe him since I've seen the pictures, I have no problem with that. But when a dork like you come in here and acts like an ass and then starts backpedalling, well, we don't take to kindly to that. It's too bad you're full of shit.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-07-28 08:09pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:Yeah, you're right.

I should have known better than to try to be friendly with a group of insecure keyboard badasses.

Yes, because insecure people brag about their chest measurements and dicksizes. Oh, sorry ninja-boy, you weren't supposed to hear that and I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.

He asked for it, let's not disappoint him. Have a nice day assclown.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-07-28 08:13pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:There's a big difference between a relaxed chest measurement and the measurement I gave which is with both chest and back flexed.

Don't assume that physical dimension is going to directly correlate to performance, either.

Why don't you take a fucking picture of yourself measuring this across your chest and back flexed with the image clearly showing the incremenents, bullshit artist?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-07-28 08:37pm

To HoS you go....

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-07-28 08:39pm

Split from the Dimensions thread in OT (forgot to mention that before).

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-07-28 08:42pm

Zaia, you've demonstrated some sublime artistry in the name of this thread, if I do say so meself.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-07-28 08:44pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Zaia, you've demonstrated some sublime artistry in the name of this thread, if I do say so meself.

*bows* Thank you, thank you!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-07-28 09:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:I call bullshit on that chest measurement. The World's Strongest Man competition winner in 2003 was a 310 pound behemoth named Mariusz Pudzianowski ( http://www.pudzian.pl ) and his chest measurement is 53.5"

That guy won a World's Strongest Man competition? He's not flabby at all!

I prefer the muscle-fatties, whose comical grunting and straining is of endless entertainment value.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-28 09:31pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I call bullshit on that chest measurement. The World's Strongest Man competition winner in 2003 was a 310 pound behemoth named Mariusz Pudzianowski ( http://www.pudzian.pl ) and his chest measurement is 53.5"
That guy won a World's Strongest Man competition? He's not flabby at all!

He's unreal, isn't he? He used to be a boxer. He wins those Strongman competitions on endurance as much as raw strength. He just doesn't seem to wear down as the day goes on. That's where you see the benefit of the conditioning. Powerlifters train to do one big lift, not for stamina.

I prefer the muscle-fatties, whose comical grunting and straining is of endless entertainment value.

No doubt you enjoy the heavyweight powerlifting class at the Olympics

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-28 09:33pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:Yeah, you're right.

I should have known better than to try to be friendly with a group of insecure keyboard badasses.

Spoken by someone who tried to pretend he had a bigger chest than a behemoth like Pudzianowski, this is really ironic. Not that you would notice that.

Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.

I love it when people get huffy and say "please delete my account". They can't just leave, they have to try and say something that they hope will make everyone feel bad. Oh, poor baby ... <sniff>

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-07-28 09:54pm

Darth Wong wrote:<snip>

My favourite muscleman is Louis "Canadian Samson" Cyr. Able to lift 500+ pounds with just his pinkie.

1337n1nj4 · Post by **1337n1nj4** » 2004-07-28 09:58pm

Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.
I love it when people get huffy and say "please delete my account". They can't just leave, they have to try and say something that they hope will make everyone feel bad. Oh, poor baby ... <sniff>

I don't care what you like. I want my account gone. I don't want any association with this board anymore.

Either erase it or I'll just spam till you ban me.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-07-28 10:02pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:I don't care what you like. I want my account gone. I don't want any association with this board anymore.

Either erase it or I'll just spam till you ban me.

Go ahead! Do it! See if anyone care ninja-crybaby!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-07-28 10:07pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:I don't care what you like. I want my account gone. I don't want any association with this board anymore.

Awww, poor ninja-baby, did we hurt your feewings and make you crwy?

Either erase it or I'll just spam till you ban me.

Ooooo, he's so cute when he's mad, coochie coochie coo!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-07-28 10:08pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:
Please delete my account. I don't have any place here.
I love it when people get huffy and say "please delete my account". They can't just leave, they have to try and say something that they hope will make everyone feel bad. Oh, poor baby ... <sniff>
I don't care what you like. I want my account gone. I don't want any association with this board anymore.

Either erase it or I'll just spam till you ban me.

Oh no, a threat! Hmmm, maybe I'll choose option three: if you make a fool out of yourself for posterity with your childish foot-stomping petulance, I'll ban you and then publicize your E-mail address. How's that?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-07-28 10:18pm

Why doesn't he come over and punch our lights out or squeeze our puny brains out between his enormous car battery-sized pectorals?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-07-28 10:29pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Why doesn't he come over and punch our lights out or squeeze our puny brains out between his enormous car battery-sized pectorals?

He can't, because he got his 55" measurement by wrapping the tape twice around his puny chest.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-07-28 10:46pm

Never know, maybe they were pec implants.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-07-28 11:27pm

1337n1nj4 wrote:And I care what anyone here thinks because....?

Because you're an attention whore.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-07-29 12:25am

Poor little "1337n1nj4"

Hey, assclown, I've got an idea how you can prove your measurements.

First, take pictures of yourself, and we will request various non-sexual poses from you that no professional cameraman would request or take for a photo-session.

i.e you with your right arm grabbing your chin from the left, etc.

Wait, you can't do that, because that would reveal you are some little dipshit boaster.

I'm guessing early teens. I envision the 'classic dork' really, but that's insulting to dorks.

You don't want to be on this board? Beyond mocking value, we don't want you around.

This is probably like high school to you in a way now. Everyone is tired of your bullshit, you pull a 'I'll leave" and we all laugh. Wait, that's more like you at a party. Party. You do know what those are right? No, not those people that like to run elections.
No, that big place with the books is the liabrary, and that other place you're trying to name is the mall.

A party is usually at someones house. Do you know when you go to an event like a school dance at someones house and they laugh at you? That's a party.

Can by the way, so ya know, drop the Ninja crap. I'm willing to bet you don't even know what the hell a Ninja actually is, so don't claim to be one. Hell, I'm willing to bet we could lock you in a dark room with someone, you be armed with a few basic martial arts weapons, and them not, and the only mess we'd have to clean up is the one you made in your pants for being in the dark without a night light.

Grow up, Dry up, and shut up. Come back when you can grow facial hair and have realised girls are not ichy, you annoying little bullshitting piece of shit floater.

AH, I needed that. This guys just annoying

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-07-29 12:43am

<==== 1337n1nj4

Darth Wong once wrote: "The only thing "simple" around here is you."

Never has there been a more accurate description.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-07-29 12:49am

This guys all kinds of assmonkey.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-07-29 12:54am

What a glorious week, kojikun is vanquished, Wayne has amusing hatemail, OSF is chewing on Weber, and now our most amusing VI has gone and popped his top.