Best/Worst Cover

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-11-12 10:06pm

You dare sully the porn industry that way?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-12 10:08pm

I actually like 'Stronger' but that's it.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-12 10:12pm

IG-88E wrote:I actually like 'Stronger' but that's it.

Me too, actually.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-12 10:18pm

Stormbringer wrote:Best: Metallica - Turn the Page (Bob Seger)

Worst: Britney "fake titties" Spears - Satisfaction (Rolling Stones)

She has to have slept with every last Stone to get them to allow that.

I actually didn't think it was that bad (though for Stones covers by females I prefer Vanessa Carlton and Paint It Black

Anyway best is definatley Turn The Page

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-12 10:18pm

Zaia wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I actually like 'Stronger' but that's it.
Me too, actually.

Maybe because it's so different from her normal 'fuck me, please!' style of singing.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-12 11:04pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I actually like 'Stronger' but that's it.
Me too, actually.
Maybe because it's so different from her normal 'fuck me, please!' style of singing.

Some one needs to just fuck her. She's begging for it like a cheap slut.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-12 11:09pm

Stormbringer wrote:
IG-88E wrote:it's so different from her normal 'fuck me, please!' style of singing.
Some one needs to just fuck her. She's begging for it like a cheap slut.

I would gladly volunteer, just give me two or three Trojans just to be sure.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-12 11:10pm

Stormbringer wrote:Some one needs to just fuck her. She's begging for it like a cheap slut.

Which she is, or would be if she did get fucked..

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-12 11:24pm

IG-88E wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Some one needs to just fuck her. She's begging for it like a cheap slut.
Which she is, or would be if she did get fucked..

I know. She ought to just get it on. Get herself fucked till she can't walk and film it for her next music video.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-12 11:25pm

Best:
Aerosmith doing Come Together
Smash Mouth doing I'm a Believer
Trans-Siberian Orchestra doing Flight of the Bumblebee (hey, it's a cover

)

Worst:
Madonna doing American Pie
Britney Spears doing Satisfaction

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-12 11:40pm

Although I love Tori Amos' covers.

My favorite Covers are:
1. RESPECT-Areatha Franklin, (Otis Redding)
2. Me and Bobby McGee-Janis Joplin (Kris Kristopherson)
3. All Around the Watchtower-Jimi Hendrix (Bob Dylan)
4. Ruby Tuesday-The Beatles (The Rolling Stones)
5. I Shot the Sheriff-Eric Clapton (Bob Marley)

least liked
Naddonna's: American Pie, & Fever covers
Bobby Darin: Moriart Makie Messer (Mack the Knife)*
*the Original German is so much better.

CmdrSweevo · Post by **CmdrSweevo** » 2002-11-13 04:54am

Runrig - Rhythum of my Heart (Rod Stewart).
The Divine Comedy - Pictures of Matchstick Men (Status Quo)

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-13 04:59am

Tsyroc wrote:I like Motley Crüe's version of Helter Skelter as well as Ugly Kid Joe doing N.I.B., and White Zombie's version of Children of the Grave isn't bad.

Van Halen and You Really Got Me

Type O Negative's version of Cinnamin Girl is interesting.

The worst cover I've ever heard had to be Pat Boone doing Enter Sandman.

William Shatner doing Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds was really bad but very hilarious.

I also heard a Death Metal version of Iron Maiden's The Trooper. The music was great but the "singing" was horrible.

I would like to make one addition to the good covers: Billy Idol's version of La Woman.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-13 08:19am

Cyril wrote:
It's been confirmed that Christina Aguilera will be doing a cover of "Stairway to Heaven".
SHE SHALL DIE!

*Arrives in high orbit in his gleaming white new Imperium -class Ultra Star Destroyer*
Launch All Star Destroyer and Fighter Wings! Hail their city known as "Hollywood", and their "RIAA" organization. Dispatch a Star Destroyer to destroy the following regions: Iraq, North Korea, and France.
"Attention Earthers! This is Admiral Snowman of the Ultra Star Destroyer Quake. By Orders of the Emperor Cthulhu, I have been sent to remove the Scourge of "Boy Bands" and "Top 40 Pop" from polluting the space around your star system. I also want 500 of your most attractive men for my personal pleasure"
"Sir, those were not the orders we received!"
I know, I'm just taking a little liberty...
You have ten minutes to comply. Quake Out!"

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-11-13 08:40am

I forgot to add the "Sympathy for the Devil" cover by Guns N' Roses. For some reason Axl seems to fit that song better than Mick Jagger does.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-11-13 12:14pm

I forgot to add to my worst cover list Phish doing a cover of AC/DC's "Highway to Hell." Absolutely abysmal.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-13 12:29pm

Best: Nirvanas cover of "The Man Who Sold the World" (David Bowie) or "Oh Me" (The Meat Puppets). I can't think of a worst right now.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-13 07:28pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *Arrives in high orbit in his gleaming white new Imperium -class Ultra Star Destroyer*
Launch All Star Destroyer and Fighter Wings! Hail their city known as "Hollywood", and their "RIAA" organization. Dispatch a Star Destroyer to destroy the following regions: Iraq, North Korea, and France.
"Attention Earthers! This is Admiral Snowman of the Ultra Star Destroyer Quake. By Orders of the Emperor Cthulhu, I have been sent to remove the Scourge of "Boy Bands" and "Top 40 Pop" from polluting the space around your star system. I also want 500 of your most attractive men for my personal pleasure"
"Sir, those were not the orders we received!"
I know, I'm just taking a little liberty...
You have ten minutes to comply. Quake Out!"

Hey, I know some decent people in France. Take out some other country that annoys the heck out of you, but not my friends

.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-13 07:35pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: "Attention Earthers! This is Admiral Snowman of the Ultra Star Destroyer Quake.

"Admiral Snowman" isn't exactly the scariest name....