A more conservative Jesus...

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-11-22 10:19am

Pcm979 wrote:
Ace Pace wrote:
Badme wrote:
A discussion of the Force powers of different types of Jesus. Only on Stardestroyer.net
FUQ!
Not unless you nominate my "Discussion on Chocolate Tanks" too.

Yes, that was hilarious as well

AcePace wrote: FUQ!

My first FUQ nomination! *Eyes glisten with tears...*

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Halo Jesus! Only if he's got a full MC powersuit and assualt rifle.

Yes, but Conservative Redneck Jesus has the power of many, many, many shotgun-toting good-ole boys. Can Halo Jesus even compete in this area? I think not.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-11-22 11:53am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Badme wrote:So does Religious Right-Wing Jesus have a chance against Halo Jesus now? I can't wait for the vs.!
Halo Jesus smites all. It's not a vs. it's a slaughter. And as for the picture... the gun isn't big enough.

How would Irish Jesus do? Would any of the other Jesus be able to take having their bodily fluids turned into 100 proof whiskey, and then having Irish Jesus drink it all?

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-11-22 05:57pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Badme wrote:So does Religious Right-Wing Jesus have a chance against Halo Jesus now? I can't wait for the vs.!
Halo Jesus smites all. It's not a vs. it's a slaughter. And as for the picture... the gun isn't big enough.
How would Irish Jesus do? Would any of the other Jesus be able to take having their bodily fluids turned into 100 proof whiskey, and then having Irish Jesus drink it all?

But certainly, there is no evidence that Irish Jesus has a magical liver. In all honesty, you can't expect him to aim well after having consumed enough alcohol to kill a rhino, do you?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-11-22 08:46pm

Badme wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: FUQ!
Not unless you nominate my "Discussion on Chocolate Tanks" too.
Yes, that was hilarious as well

AcePace wrote: FUQ!
My first FUQ nomination! *Eyes glisten with tears...*

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Halo Jesus! Only if he's got a full MC powersuit and assualt rifle.
Yes, but Conservative Redneck Jesus has the power of many, many, many shotgun-toting good-ole boys. Can Halo Jesus even compete in this area? I think not.

Halo Jesus has sticky blue grenades, Halo Jesus will pwnz0r their b0><0rs!