Vacation Pictures (Pic Heavy)

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2005-01-08 07:39pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Waffle House? Are they perhaps the mortal enemy of the International House of Pancakes?
"Mortal enemy"?? *snorts* Third-rate competition, perhaps... they about qualify a few points higher than greasy-spoon in my experience, about on a par with Burger King. IHOP is downright classy in comparison, really...

Waffle House doesn't deserve to wipe the grease off of Burger King's shoes. This side of putting cholera in the pancake syrup, there's no way for Waffle House to be more disgusting.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-08 08:30pm

Utsanomiko wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:You seem to be under the impression I wrote a short essay or poem about it. I did not.
How about just a limerick, then?

I ought to, just for the FUQ.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2005-01-09 12:05am

Methinks you already got one.

Y'know, if Mayabird had a penchant for using Keitaro avatars like you do with Mitsune, your current av would be a near-perfect rendering of that last pic.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-09 12:35am

Executor32 wrote:Methinks you already got one.

You, sir, are quite the card. Bravo.

Y'know, if Mayabird had a penchant for using Keitaro avatars like you do with Mitsune, your current av would be a near-perfect rendering of that last pic.

I think I'm going to retire the avatar from my normal circulation and use it for when we're together.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2005-01-09 03:30am

Cute pictures, you guys look happy together.

Here I am at The Varsity, a resturant that boasts the "World's Largest Drive-Thru" and onion rings that take a week off your life.

Yeah, I almost ate there on the Peach Bowl trip to Atlanta last week. We (the marching band) stayed at the Renaissance Hotel across the street from the Varsity. So a few of us decided to check it out, we went inside and the food looked really greasy and shitty, so we decided to eat at the Subway next door. Ah well, at least it seems we were right about the grease.. with onion rings that could "take a week off your life."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-01-09 04:33am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Utsanomiko wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:You seem to be under the impression I wrote a short essay or poem about it. I did not.
How about just a limerick, then?
I ought to, just for the FUQ.

I have one, may not be accurate or anything but here goes...

DarkPrimus and Mayabird you see, probably got past base three

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-09 01:08pm

Marksist wrote:Cute pictures, you guys look happy together.

Here I am at The Varsity, a resturant that boasts the "World's Largest Drive-Thru" and onion rings that take a week off your life.
Yeah, I almost ate there on the Peach Bowl trip to Atlanta last week. We (the marching band) stayed at the Renaissance Hotel across the street from the Varsity. So a few of us decided to check it out, we went inside and the food looked really greasy and shitty, so we decided to eat at the Subway next door. Ah well, at least it seems we were right about the grease.. with onion rings that could "take a week off your life."

But they're so good!!

Alyrium: Limmericks are longer than that.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-01-09 01:15pm

Alyrium: Limmericks are longer than that.

Hey if you want me to go longer...

DarkPrimus and Mayabird you see, probably got past base three
He took her shirt off 1 2 3, her breasts were dandy to a T(I am going to hell)

The rest of it is unmentionalby, and I shouldnt post it... PM me if you want the rest of it

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-09 01:23pm

Dude, you SUCK at limericks.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-01-09 01:31pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Dude, you SUCK at limericks.

That one is free verse, I have a limmerick(complete with proper ryhme scheme) and a ballad in the works... just to make it up to you

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2005-01-09 02:59pm

the completed limmerick

There was a young lady from Commerce.
In the worst of acts so perverse
She lay on her side
With her boyfriend inside
The Line they did really transverse

and the ballad
Bravely bold DarkPrimus rode forth for ATtlanta.
Was not afraid to cum to soon, O brave DarkPrimus!
He was not at all afraid to be used in kinky ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave DarkPrimus!

He was not in the least bit scared to be jerked too hard,
Or to have his back scratched up, and his dick right-angled;
To have his bed-frame split, and his clothing burned away;
And his limbs all bruised and bleeding, brave DarkPrimus!

His’ head’ taken in and her clit rubbed on
And his penis removed and her bowels replugged
And his pockets raped a new condom put on
And his pen--

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-09 03:10pm

Somebody thinks I like it rough.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2005-01-09 03:13pm

Those're the first limericks and ballads written for me. I like 'em!

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-01-10 04:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:the completed limmerick

There was a young lady from Commerce.
In the worst of acts so perverse
She lay on her side
With her boyfriend inside
The Line they did really transverse

and the ballad
Bravely bold DarkPrimus rode forth for ATtlanta.
Was not afraid to cum to soon, O brave DarkPrimus!
He was not at all afraid to be used in kinky ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave DarkPrimus!

He was not in the least bit scared to be jerked too hard,
Or to have his back scratched up, and his dick right-angled;
To have his bed-frame split, and his clothing burned away;
And his limbs all bruised and bleeding, brave DarkPrimus!

His’ head’ taken in and her clit rubbed on
And his penis removed and her bowels replugged
And his pockets raped a new condom put on
And his pen--

*KLAXON WAILS*
"Warning there's been a shameless monty python rip off decteted. Warning there's been a shamless monty python rip off detected. Warning..." drones a vaugely feminine computer voice.
*zoom in on captin picard*
"Data what's..." *WHUMP* *Ship shakes as consoles blow up left and right*
"Captin an Alyrium Denryle has decloaked off the port bow. The Monty Python Rip Off Klaxon was set off by it's hail. We were just hit by a pervertaron beam..." *He stops mid sentence* *The camera pans out to show the effects of the beam. Captin picard and warf are making a wesley crusher sandwitch as ship's conselleor troy services warf* *For some reason a large number of oompa lompas have appeared in the middle of the bridge and are having an orgy*
"Fuck this." Data says resolutely as he pulls his phaser out and flash fries his head. *Fade to black*
(Fin)

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2005-01-10 09:45pm

DD, that made no sense at all.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-01-10 10:07pm

Mayabird wrote:DD, that made no sense at all.

And now, for something completely different?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-01-10 11:30pm

He ripped off the brave sir robbin song. Justice had to be done!