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Oh, and by the way, I'm declaring you all racist for not including Halle Berry in this list.

My balls smell like Tara Reid.

Queeb Salaron wrote:Oh, and by the way, I'm declaring you all racist for not including Halle Berry in this list.

We're just afraid she'll insist on driving and we won't be able to say "No".

Well, then, allow me to mention Marilyn Monroe. I'd bang her in a second. If, you know, she was still alive.

Other hotties:

Beyonce Knowles (technically an actress)
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Connelly (before she went on that hideous diet)
Laura Prepon (blonde or redhead)
Mila Kunis (from the later seasons)
Morena Baccarin (Firefly movie! September 30 2005!)

This list is by no means complete.

Rat Pack note: Sinatra once told Monroe to "get your fat ass out of here" when she interrupted hit poker game by running into the room naked.

Damaramu wrote:<-------------

Where did you get that picture from?

This reminds of of some trolling I used to do at AICN (under the handle "PUD!") for shits and giggles. Anytime someone panned a Halle Berry movie, I would say they were racist. "After all, Halle Berry blazed a trail for other young African-American actresses by showing that a strong, PROUD black actress could show her tits just as well as white actresses like Gwyneth Paltrow could -No, BETTER because Halle Berry has bigger cans!" The shit would hit the fan instantly. It was almost as funny as when I claimed LOTR was racist because the hobbits were patterned after lawnjockeys and anti-Semitic because Boromir sounded like Oyveyismir!

Seriously, I'd put Cynda Williams ahead of Halle Berry.

Galvatron wrote:My balls smell like Tara Reid.

Wash your balls then. She's nasty.

Darth Wong wrote:Michelle Pfeiffer is beautiful (although she's obviously gotten older), but her kind of beauty is the kind of "ice queen" beauty that makes me think she's beautiful in a sort of detached aesthetic sense but not a "va va vooom!" sense.

I disagree on the Ice Queen judgement, she always evokes a more innocent kind of "Daisy Maye" kind of feel to me, probably because of her role in The Witches of Eastwick...

Perinquus wrote:Who are the most stunningly beautiful women ever to grace the screen? I realize that this is a highly subjective category (people rave over Uma Thurman, for example - Quentin Tarantino calls her the most beautiful woman on earth - and for the life of me, I can't see it),

Because she whipped out a perfect set on knockers in Dangerous Liasons. She has an awe-inspiring bod, but kind of a butterface.

So many choices.

Having seen a few foreign films I would go for in no particular order

Monica Bellucci

Alessandra Martines - from the Italian fantasy series Fantaghiro (translated as Cave of the Golden rose in English)

Florence Darel - only saw her once in the Count of Monte Cristo (French production starring Gerard De Padeiu), utterly stunning

Julie Delpy - French actress which I first saw on Tricolour noir, also seen in such shows as An American Werewolf in Paris

Victoria Abril - in her younger days, saw her in "Tie me up, tie me down", which also starred a much younger Antonio Banderas, with the main character developing the Stockholm Syndrome.

Fang Wong - sure Shanghai Knights wasn't everyone's things, but she was stunning as Jackie Chan's character's younger sister.

My picks are very unknown in the USA, but I still feel that they deserve mention (of course, neither are American either):

Macarena Gomez (mostly a stage actress, but she was also in Dagon):




Nanako Matsushima: (best known as Reiko, the main character of Ringu)

RedImperator wrote:Jennifer Connelly (before she went on that hideous diet)

???

Elfdart wrote:Who's that?

Why, that's Kristin Kreuk. Lana Lang in Smallville.

Stofsk wrote:Where did you get that picture from?

Found it on the 'net.

another one that came to mind, though she hasn't done much (if any, i don't think) work on the big screen. . .Gigi Edgley. she's got that nice girl next door look and a fantastic ass.

You know what this board needs? A drooling smiley.

Damaramu wrote:

Stofsk wrote:Where did you get that picture from?

Found it on the 'net.

I... know. I was wondering where on the 'net you got it from.

Elfdart wrote:

Galvatron wrote:My balls smell like Tara Reid.

Wash your balls then. She's nasty.

I know nothing about this... Tara Reid, aside from seeing her a little on that American Pie film. Why is she nasty?

::googles names above::


Giggty giggty giggty

Oh ya. . .

Stofsk wrote:

Elfdart wrote:

Galvatron wrote:My balls smell like Tara Reid.

Wash your balls then. She's nasty.

I know nothing about this... Tara Reid, aside from seeing her a little on that American Pie film. Why is she nasty?

he's likely refering to her botched boob job.

Stofsk wrote:

Elfdart wrote:

Galvatron wrote:My balls smell like Tara Reid.

Wash your balls then. She's nasty.

I know nothing about this... Tara Reid, aside from seeing her a little on that American Pie film. Why is she nasty?

She's turned into quite the cumdumpster. And she looks coked up to her eyeballs most of the time. If you only ever saw her in American Pie, she is hot, but she is looking pretty trashy now. Nothing three months in detox and a shower wouldn't fix, but even I'd be a little reluctant to hit that, and my standards are pretty low.

There is something very classic about her.

Darth_Zod wrote:another one that came to mind, though she hasn't done much (if any, i don't think) work on the big screen. . .Gigi Edgley. she's got that nice girl next door look and a fantastic ass.

Mmmm... http://members.fortunecity.com/noops025 ... dgley.html

Yummy.

Salma Hayek - She made After the Sunset worth watching. MY GOD was she hot.

Halle Berry - Beautiful face, hot body. One of the few women who look great with a such short hair, IMO.

Scarlett Johansson - Great, natural beauty. Seems very intelligent and mature for her age.

Julianne Moore - Still very beautiful, even in her 40s.

Tara Reid's Frankennipple.

Stofsk wrote:

Damaramu wrote:

Stofsk wrote:Where did you get that picture from?

Found it on the 'net.

I... know. I was wondering where on the 'net you got it from.

I can't remember exactly, actually. It was either one of those celebrity photos message forums or one of the many fan websites dedicated to her.

Heh. This reminds of a scene in Total Recall:

Douglas Quaid: Where am I?

Johnnycab: You're in a Johnnycab.

Douglas Quaid: What am I doing here?

Johnnycab: I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?

Douglas Quaid: How did I get in this taxi?

Johnnycab: The door opened. You got in.