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Zaia wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.

Hooray! What do I win?

Eternal devotion from a bunch of drooling, sex-crazed, fumbling adolescents. Congratulations, now here's your bonus cattle prod.

You must be new, by the way. Hi there.

Mr Bean wrote:

So according to bean, I am a girl.

I am not a girl.

Any questions?

YOU LIE

Question 4
Is today your birthday?

No.

Then are there other questions?

Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.

Unfortunately the rule of girls states that when a point is in dispute, the guy is always wrong regardless of how logical and rational his argument may be. Since you are male, you are wrong even with your dinky Sith Lord stuff.

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Nope as you lied about your Age You are not Sixteen unless today was your birthday and as of the time of posting it was the exact second of you being born

Otherwise your 16 "and change"

(Artful dodge Inspired by Conversations with young Children who insist they are five and a HALF or nine and a QUATER, not 5 or 9, but those halfs and quaters)

Mr Bean wrote:

Nope as you lied about your Age You are not Sixteen unless today was your birthday and as of the time of posting it was the exact second of you being born

Otherwise your 16 "and change"

(Artful dodge Inspired by Conversations with young Children who insist they are five and a HALF or nine and a QUATER, not 5 or 9, but those halfs and quaters)

However, as I am not a young child, that is irrelevant.

If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

Darth Wong wrote:Or we could wait and watch for mood swings

I actually wanted to mention that, but then thought better of being stereotypical against my fellow girlies. *shrug* It's whatever. I'm sure it'll be obvious at some point......

Eleas wrote:Eternal devotion from a bunch of drooling, sex-crazed, fumbling adolescents. Congratulations, now here's your bonus cattle prod.

You must be new, by the way. Hi there.

*chuckle* Ahh, excellent! Exactly what I was hoping for! (Meaning both the devotion and the cattle prod).

And yes, I've only been here for a couple weeks. Nice to meet you.

So, wait, does this mean we can hit on you?

However, as I am not a young child, that is irrelevant.

Leter of the Law

Zaia wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Or we could wait and watch for mood swings

I actually wanted to mention that, but then thought better of being stereotypical against my fellow girlies. *shrug* It's whatever. I'm sure it'll be obvious at some point......

Ah yes. That was the way you guys pegged me as female, wasn't it?

Mr Bean wrote:

However, as I am not a young child, that is irrelevant.

Leter of the Law

Is that anything like the letter of the law? Because the letter of the says that if one does lie about their age, they are a woman. Therefore you are even more wrong.

Well, a solution to this may be to have a realtime web-cam chat with the person claiming to be a girl. It would atleast be abit more difficult to lie then.... though anything is possible.

Wait! Back up! Aerius is a guy?

Cyril wrote:Wait! Back up! Aerius is a guy?

you're joking, right?

I've been here three months less than you and I've known that Aerius is a guy

Cyril wrote:Wait! Back up! Aerius is a guy?

Not only is he a guy, but he has an 8-inch schlong too.

NOTE: I don't actually know how long his penis is, I just made that up for Aerius's aggrandizement, so don't ask me how I came across that information.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

I think you have to lean more towards feeling-oriented questions to get a good read. I could research any of these topics (meaning the last 3 specifically) before posting my reply, making myself not only female but intelligent and informed as well. Which, I think, is the confusing part for y'all...

Then you'd be cheating. Take the test now.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

Then you'd be cheating. Take the test now.

I wouldn't consider that cheating; I would consider it using my resources. Nothing was mentioned about not consulting available information to aid me. However, I have not done so (as you will see from my answers), and will answer your questions as best I can.

1. I have not even asked anyone if I look fat in a dress, so I can only guess as to what I'd do if they answered 'yes.' Depending on my mood, I might get angry because of his insensitivity, or I might get upset that he didn't think I looked good. Don't know.

2. In what time frame? For myself or for other people? For myself, probably 6-8 hours every two months. For others, probably 4 hours every month (birthdays, presents for friends overseas, holidays, etc)

3. I personally own no power tools.

4. A Dragunov SVD? No idea.

5. An Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947? No idea again.

6. A T-34? Some sort of gun...?

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

JFF I'll answer too.

1. I'd wonder what I was doing in a dress.

2. Probably no more than one hour a month.

3. zero.

4, 5, and 6. Who gives a shit?

Shinova wrote:

Cyril wrote:Wait! Back up! Aerius is a guy?

you're joking, right?

I've been here three months less than you and I've known that Aerius is a guy

What gives you guys the sick idea that I'm a guy? Other than some people claiming that I am because they're getting nowhere with me...sheesh...

Zaia wrote:I wouldn't consider that cheating; I would consider it using my resources. Nothing was mentioned about not consulting available information to aid me. However, I have not done so (as you will see from my answers), and will answer your questions as best I can.

1. I have not even asked anyone if I look fat in a dress, so I can only guess as to what I'd do if they answered 'yes.' Depending on my mood, I might get angry because of his insensitivity, or I might get upset that he didn't think I looked good. Don't know.

But that would be unfair. You asked the question.

2. In what time frame? For myself or for other people? For myself, probably 6-8 hours every two months. For others, probably 4 hours every month (birthdays, presents for friends overseas, holidays, etc)

Okay.

3. I personally own no power tools.

Okay.

4. A Dragunov SVD? No idea.

5. An Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947? No idea again.

6. A T-34? Some sort of gun...?

Ha!

You are obviously not a guy.

Zaia wrote:And yes, I've only been here for a couple weeks. Nice to meet you.

You must be new. You're not running.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:But that would be unfair. You asked the question.
Okay.
Okay.
Ha!
You are obviously not a guy.

I suppose it would be, but I was thinking more along the lines of feelingy things and romantic goop. Sorry. Besides, I tend to bend rules if they are only implied and not specifically stated. Sorry.

And yes, congratulations, I am not a guy.

Eleas wrote:

Zaia wrote:And yes, I've only been here for a couple weeks. Nice to meet you.

You must be new. You're not running.

I don't scare easily, dear.

Zaia wrote:

Eleas wrote:

Zaia wrote:And yes, I've only been here for a couple weeks. Nice to meet you.

You must be new. You're not running.

I don't scare easily, dear.

Is that a challenge? Because concidering the kind of people here, if it is, you are very brave, or very stupid.