How Datable are you?

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 05:35pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Zaia wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Unfortunately someone finally figured this out and I'm officially back to having a life with a female for the immediate future.
Errr, unfortunately? *scratches head*
Unfortunately for the ladies, especially those select few living in the land of Ehrlich/Steele (you know I still think that would be a great Porn Name...Ehrlich Steele in Asses of Power).

ROTF!!

Nice. Yes, a very good porn name indeed....LOL...

Ah, ok. I guess I just read it like YOU felt you were unfortunate to be taken at this time.... Hence the befuddlement. (That is such a fun word, befuddlement--anyway) It's all clear now, though.

Don't mind me....

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-19 05:42pm

Zaia wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
Zaia wrote: Errr, unfortunately? *scratches head*
Unfortunately for the ladies, especially those select few living in the land of Ehrlich/Steele (you know I still think that would be a great Porn Name...Ehrlich Steele in Asses of Power).
ROTF!! Nice. Yes, a very good porn name indeed....LOL...

I think I ought to suggest it to Vivid or someone like them, see if I can get a royalty.

Ah, ok. I guess I just read it like YOU felt you were unfortunate to be taken at this time.... Hence the befuddlement. (That is such a fun word, befuddlement--anyway) It's all clear now, though. Don't mind me....

Glad we got that cleared up because any more conusion and I'd be lost. I'm actually rather suprised to find myself in this position (and before last Saturday and the Marine Corps Ball I wasn't).

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-19 05:45pm

85%...though apparently not good enough for some women(my god what do I have to make...a cool 100K?!!!!)

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-19 05:50pm

The Dark wrote:
The Spark wrote:Damn, Rico! You are...
84% dateable!

Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Suuure...that's why my one girlfriend only went out with me for three months.

Well you know teh saying nice guys finish last.

Broads, what's with them??

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-11-19 06:00pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
The Dark wrote:
The Spark wrote:Damn, Rico! You are...
84% dateable!

Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Suuure...that's why my one girlfriend only went out with me for three months.
Well you know teh saying nice guys finish last.
Broads, what's with them??

I saw this posted online a week or two ago...

"there are the A-list guys who are nice, sweet, intelligent, fun, and
caring, but either married or gay. there are the B-list guys who are
available, but insane, bitter, stupid, abusive, unfaithful, or in the armed
forces.

then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types, having
been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who constantly
complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of available nice
guys.

ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee once in
a while"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-19 06:00pm

Don't ask man!!!!

The answer may horrify and mystify all of us into a world where our brains cease to work.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-19 06:03pm

Alex Moon wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
The Dark wrote: Suuure...that's why my one girlfriend only went out with me for three months.
Well you know teh saying nice guys finish last.
Broads, what's with them??
I saw this posted online a week or two ago...

"there are the A-list guys who are nice, sweet, intelligent, fun, and
caring, but either married or gay. there are the B-list guys who are
available, but insane, bitter, stupid, abusive, unfaithful, or in the armed
forces.

then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types, having
been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who constantly
complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of available nice
guys.

ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee once in
a while"

Damn!!!

That is sooo fuckin true.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-19 06:04pm

I'm just undateable, for now ti'll puberity ends

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-19 06:05pm

That's because they either never notice...or they want some almost animalistic man.

I dunno...something about sexual attraction that some women want but with certain nice traits. Seriously they want certain traits but when they get it they also want certain almost impish nature as well.

I say eh...you go out on dates, they eventually dump ya...you try again until one works out.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-11-19 06:06pm

Damn, Rico! You are...
70%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (52%)
people just as dateable as you (3%)
people less dateable than you (43%)

Boo yah!

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2002-11-19 06:12pm

Damn, Rico! You are...
76%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 07:05pm

Zaia wrote:
No wonder, considering what you got on your purity test! *shivers* Scarrrrrrrrrry! Perhaps your reputation precedes you..? :twisted:

Probably...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-11-19 07:19pm

Damn, Rico! You are...
81%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-19 08:09pm

Mild congratulations, you are...
66%

dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (66%)
people just as dateable as you (5%)
people less dateable than you (27%)

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-19 08:15pm

Alex Moon wrote: I saw this posted online a week or two ago...

"there are the A-list guys who are nice, sweet, intelligent, fun, and
caring, but either married or gay. there are the B-list guys who are
available, but insane, bitter, stupid, abusive, unfaithful, or in the armed
forces.

then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types, having
been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who constantly
complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of available nice
guys.

ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee once in
a while"

Hmpf...that pretty much sums my life in a nutshell.

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-20 01:02am

Damn, J-Lo! You are...
73% dateable!
Alrighty then, now all I have to do is figure out which part of me is 27% undateable and "kick it to the curb".

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-20 01:25am

Mine was,
Damn Rico! You are 87% dateable

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-20 01:29am

I wonder...If high ratings means that we are dateable...Or utterly and fucking desperate...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 01:44am

Sienthal wrote:I wonder...If high ratings means that we are dateable...Or utterly and fucking desperate...

I think it just means we're pathetic mushballs that no self-respecting woman would date.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-20 01:47am

The Dark wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: I saw this posted online a week or two ago...

"there are the A-list guys who are nice, sweet, intelligent, fun, and
caring, but either married or gay. there are the B-list guys who are
available, but insane, bitter, stupid, abusive, unfaithful, or in the armed
forces.

then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types, having been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who constantly complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of available nice guys.

ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee once in
a while"

Hmpf...that pretty much sums my life in a nutshell.

Ok, TRIED THAT, ruined a couple friendships because those "guys nobody notices" actually were interested in great chicks, but not THIS great chick because they know me too well....so, whatev. Erg. Still a bit upset about this, if you can't tell. *grumblegrumblegrowlgrumble*

Just make sure you guys aren't like that before you go pointing the finger at us chickies, ok?

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-20 01:52am

Good trying though...I wish someone would do that at my school.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-20 01:54am

Zaia wrote:then there are the guys nobody notices: nice, sweet, intelligent, fun,
caring, non-spoken-for guys who eventually *become* B-list types, having been driven to madness by their platonic female friends who constantly complain to them over a cup of coffee about the lack of available nice guys.

ladies, would it kill you to just look up from that fucking coffee once in
a while"

Hmpf...that pretty much sums my life in a nutshell.

Ok, TRIED THAT, ruined a couple friendships because those "guys nobody notices" actually were interested in great chicks, but not THIS great chick because they know me too well....so, whatev. Erg. Still a bit upset about this, if you can't tell. *grumblegrumblegrowlgrumble*

Just make sure you guys aren't like that before you go pointing the finger at us chickies, ok?

Sounds like a situation I was in (am still in? don't know). A lot of people seem to get overlooked. But really- let's be honest:

- Most girls have some success with guys
- Some guys have most success with girls

Unless you're an exceptional female who isn't so self-concious enough to think she's a slut if she displays any interest in a guy, most girls just sit there and hope they get propositioned (not sexually- just generally).

Bottom line- just keep trying. Although in my case- I haven't met anyone else. Yet. My romantic life sucks ass. I'm 21 and it's yet to begin.

Specialist · Post by **Specialist** » 2002-11-20 01:54am

74%, I never looked at it that way before.
You mean all these hot girls walking around are just waiting for someone to ask them out even when they're being swarm by guy friends?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-20 01:55am

Vympel wrote:But really- let's be honest:

- Most girls have some success with guys
- Some guys have most success with girls

True. And unfortunately I'm not one of the some.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-20 01:56am

HOLY SHIT! I'm considered 85% dateable! It must be the fact that I take a shower whenever I get around to it. DAMN, even I didn't think I was that good.