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"Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck!" -- Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Used whenever something goes wrong.

"Daaaaamn!" -- Ice Cube and Chris Tucker, Friday
Best used when leaning back, too.

"Mmm, mmm, MMM! The Lord is my sheapard, he know what I want!" -- Bernie Mac, "Friday"

Video Games
"Space Marines, Attack!" -- Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
Usually used when I start a task at work.

"That's just cold slag..." -Rhinox from Beast Wars
use this when I witness something particularly cruel...and if I don't feel like saying 'DAMN!'

"Slag" - Beast Wars
I watched way to much of that cartoon, I use it as a safe swear when there's kids around.

D'oh! - The Simpsons

"That's what i'm talking about!" - Will Smith in MiB

Your not helping! - I forget where this is from...usually said when someone is talking or trying to give wrongful advice when I'm working on something important

"Let's Burn" - Firebats from Starcraft, when I'm ready to head out somewheres

"By the Matrix" - Various Transformer's series, again, used inplace of swearing when theres kids around.

"Fucking right doggy!" - Stifler, American Wedding. Just something you gotta say when stuff goes unbeleivably well.


That's just the ones I conciously use...I'm sure a bunch of others have gotten there and I don't realieze I use them....

"Ugh! Idiot!" - Napoleon Dynamite

"Tina! Come get some ham!" - Napoleon Dynamite

"I don't have any skills." - Napoleon Dynamite

"Hey Murph! How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well it takes two then, doesn't it? One to screw in the lightbulb, and another wee little lesbian to suck me fuckin' cock!" -- Boondock Saints (deleted scene)

"Well, as long as we're hiring fat, angry lesbians, why don't we give your ma a call?" -- Boondock Saints (deleted scene)

"Don't even start. I've had ice on mine." -- Boondock Saints (deleted scene)

"A huge friggin' guy!" -- Boondock Saints

"We'll start the ass-kissing with you." -- Boondock Saints

Really there are so many lines in that movie that are applicable to everyday life.

My precioussssss

I generally prefer quotes from books, instead. Not crapy, musty, "classic" literature, the good stuff.

As for shows, though... there's always:

"What does that have to do with ANYTHING?? " -Invader Zim TV show

"The bees!" -Invader Zim TV show

"EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!" -Dr. Who TV Show

Most anything from the movie Dogma, too, actually.

It's not our fault!!!- Kei+Yuri

note: gullum voice is only when someone makes something I am very fond of, or there's a package from my mom at work. (example last week when 3 pounds of Salmon arrived, immediatly beset by moochers, My precioussssss, I cried giving out a hiss to the nearest moocher.

"let's Hit it!" when embarking on a road trip. (yes from: we have half a tank of gas, a full pack of cigurettes, theres 100+ miles to chicago, it's getting dark and we're wearing sunglasses, Lets Hit It!)

the signal is distorted( Star trek)

he got teleported ( Star trek )

It's in the back of my mind ( Superman movie )

When you came pulling into here, did you see a sign on the front of my door that said dead ( Insert Race or Species here ) storage? ( Pulp Fiction )

I shall leave you as you left me, left her, marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. buried alive....buried alive....( ST 2 )

Pick wrote:!Most anything from the movie Dogma, too, actually.

*Do you know how to make a Holy Bartender?*
*But i'm a fucking demon*

Montcalm wrote:

Pick wrote:!Most anything from the movie Dogma, too, actually.

*Do you know how to make a Holy Bartender?*
*But i'm a fucking demon*

In that vein:

"He loves the cock."
"I told him you love the cock."

slag
frell
frakk

used online when cursing isn't allowed.

Definately D'oh!

ay caramba!

I think I even ocassionally use Homer's extreme lust for food drool sound.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

The one I use most is "Impressive... most impressive!" though I tend to replace "impressive" with "interesting/intriguing".
I also use a lot "What in the nine-freakin'-hells are you talking about?" though I can't remember where I first saw/heard it...
There are more, but I can't remember now...

Rye wrote:

xBlackFlash wrote: <snip>

airplane = wins.

"boy did i pick the wrong day to quit (drinking / amphetimines)!"

D'oh
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Ha Ha!
- Nelson Muntz, The Simpsons

"I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

I'm with Gandalf -- I quote from movies and TV shows constantly. One that I haven't seen anyone mention and that springs to mind, though, is "Greetings, programs!" from Tron, which I say from time to time. But there are definitely way too many to list/recall conciously.

I use a few.

"Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck!" -- Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (I was using this one before that movie, but I am listing it anyway)

Frak (heard it somewhere, thought it a good replacement for "fuck", and started using it)

Frell (see Frak, taken from Farscape)

Gorramn (multiple uses, still have no clue about it's intended meaning, from Firefly)

D'oh! (universal "aww shit"/"I screwed up" phrase, from The Simpsons)


And there are a few others I use once in a while, and other than the first one I use those phrases all the time.

Oh yeah, one more:

"I'm naturally strong. I don't even work out." -- Andre the Giant, The Princess Bride

you know what one of them I find geeky teenagers using a lot of right after the Matrix came out is all the talk the founder of the Matrix did in the final scene in movie #2. e.g. Ergo etc. etc.

Bothers the shit out of me because it's so obviously pseudo intellectualism. They don't know it but when they do that it makes them look weird as that's part of normal everyday conversation.

While nothing comes to mind that I use generally or unintentionally, there are a couple I occasionally find fun to throw around:

"I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further." (yes, I've actually used that one a couple of times. )

"I find your lack of <insert term here> disturbing..."

"Resistance is futile." (I'm sure my usage on this one catches just about everyone by surprise )

Don't recall any others offhand. Rather limited use for eve nthe above mentioned ones...

online when sniping for my friends in CS I use "Oswald was a Pansy" from the usual suspects...

Frak, I admit it BSG gave me a good at work expression.

"I caught you a delicious bass." -Napoleon Dynamite.

"You can't apparate inside the grounds of Hogwarts." or something like that.

Nothing springs to mind, but once in my old office i played the famous cat game from Super Troopers with one of the students who i knew could take a joke. I managed 10 meows before i collapsed laughing.

Lots and lots and lots....

Here's a few:

"Damnation eternal!"-Dracula (1979)

"Yo're a daisy if ya do."-Tombstone

Whatever's fitting for the circumstances from Palpatine's soliloquy in ROTJ.

"Ahhhhrrrggghh"-Homer's drooling.

"Excellent"-Mr. Burns, hackneyed but still classic.

Practically the entire script from A Clockwork Orange.

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"-My Favorite Year

"Tastes like burning."-Ralph Wiggum