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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Believe me, whatever stories you may have heard about men being rapacious sexual demons that exist only to prey upon innocent girls, most of the younger ones are actually afraid of sex.

More precisely, we're afraid that we might suck at it.

data_link wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Believe me, whatever stories you may have heard about men being rapacious sexual demons that exist only to prey upon innocent girls, most of the younger ones are actually afraid of sex.

More precisely, we're afraid that we might suck at it.

Sometimes. Other guys are just afraid of it. Period.

data_link wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Believe me, whatever stories you may have heard about men being rapacious sexual demons that exist only to prey upon innocent girls, most of the younger ones are actually afraid of sex.

More precisely, we're afraid that we might suck at it.

Mmmhmm. Not all of us have 12-inch ramrods, we're scared she might be faking it... etc.

Good luck with him, Zaia-hime!

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

data_link wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Believe me, whatever stories you may have heard about men being rapacious sexual demons that exist only to prey upon innocent girls, most of the younger ones are actually afraid of sex.

More precisely, we're afraid that we might suck at it.

Mmmhmm. Not all of us have 12-inch ramrods, we're scared she might be faking it... etc.

Good luck with him, Zaia-hime!

Wait... are you implying that 12-inch penises actually exist? I thought that was just a myth.

Great, now I feel really inadequate

data_link wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

data_link wrote: More precisely, we're afraid that we might suck at it.

Mmmhmm. Not all of us have 12-inch ramrods, we're scared she might be faking it... etc.

Good luck with him, Zaia-hime!

Wait... are you implying that 12-inch penises actually exist? I thought that was just a myth.

Great, now I feel really inadequate

Trust me. They exist....

verilon wrote:
Trust me. They exist....

And how would YO- okay, I see.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

verilon wrote:Trust me. They exist....

And how would YO- okay, I see.

Exactly. Just curious, does the word "Castle" mean anything to you?

I think I've heard of 15 or 18 inch penises from somewhere...not too sure.

verilon wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

verilon wrote:Trust me. They exist....

And how would YO- okay, I see.

Exactly. Just curious, does the word "Castle" mean anything to you?

Uhhhh nooo unless you're talking about Frank Castle.

verilon wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

verilon wrote:Trust me. They exist....

And how would YO- okay, I see.

Exactly. Just curious, does the word "Castle" mean anything to you?

Are you talking about how the central tower is the penis and the two side towers are the balls?


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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

verilon wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: And how would YO- okay, I see.

Exactly. Just curious, does the word "Castle" mean anything to you?

Uhhhh nooo unless you're talking about Frank Castle.

Okay.its the name of the biggest porn stor in albuquerque

Rrrrright... and since when did thi thread become a pornstar discussion topis? We're supposed to be helping Zaia-hime here, man!

I have talked to him about it one-on-one, but not recently. I suppose you guys are right, I should again. He is naturally timid about women, but he and I have known each other for years, so he's very comfortable around me. Which is one of the billion reasons my brother thought we'd be good for each other; I bring him out of his shell a bit.

As for him being afraid of sex, this is certainly possible. I flirted with him a lot before, but I only flirted because he flirted back. So, he can't be that afraid of me. I don't know. I just don't know. Maybe I don't look as innocent as I think I do.... *chuckle* Just kidding, I look positively angelic.

She was online until a few minutes ago. I must have scared her off.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:She was online until a few minutes ago. I must have scared her off.

Heh...

It will often show that someone has logged off while they are making a post, then they will show as being on again after the post has been submitted.

Shinova wrote:In response to Zaia's latest post, I retract my previous statements:

I guess there's two possibilities.

1. Matt is being REALLY nice and chivalrous towards you(Zaia).

2. Matt is insincere about everything and is using the "don't date siblings" rule as a copout to not get into a serious relationship with you.

What you do with my observations is all up to you, Zaia.

When you say he's being 'really nice and chivalrous' towards me, that means that he's being sweet and doesn't really want to date me, right? Just wanted to clarify.

And yes, I think it's one of these two options too. I just have to figure out which it is. I know if I just ask directly he'll close off and get embarrassed, so I guess I have to finesse my way into figuring out what the hell is going on. Blerg.

Zaia wrote:

Shinova wrote:In response to Zaia's latest post, I retract my previous statements:

I guess there's two possibilities.

1. Matt is being REALLY nice and chivalrous towards you(Zaia).

2. Matt is insincere about everything and is using the "don't date siblings" rule as a copout to not get into a serious relationship with you.

What you do with my observations is all up to you, Zaia.

When you say he's being 'really nice and chivalrous' towards me, that means that he's being sweet and doesn't really want to date me, right? Just wanted to clarify.

And yes, I think it's one of these two options too. I just have to figure out which it is. I know if I just ask directly he'll close off and get embarrassed, so I guess I have to finesse my way into figuring out what the hell is going on. Blerg.

Means that he wasn't to, but is afraid of treading on dangerous waters, or crossing a bad line.